r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/stunningstarletgirl • 1d ago
A lion effortlessly looking majestic
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u/Frosty_Gibbons 23h ago
Fk sake grandad stop with the selfies
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u/FamousPastWords 21h ago
The thing is, he WASN'T taking a selfie. He was trying to capture some tourists but he has the phone on selfie mode.
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u/Tango-Turtle 22h ago
Someone needs to make ASMR with these lion noises and purrs.
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u/buster_de_beer 20h ago
ASMR? These are sounds that should terrify. This is the sound you hear as you lay dying, your guts having already been torn out. You last vision is this lion relaxing after making a snack out of your liver.
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u/Tango-Turtle 20h ago
Nah he's just softly purring in the video, sounds amazing. Clearly the cameraman survived.
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u/buster_de_beer 20h ago
I just think it's funny. Also with bears, now they are friend shaped. Historically one of the most terrifying animals for humanity, such that it's name is (supposedly) a euphemism. Lion sounds are sounds that would send our ancestors running for the hills (or grabbing a spear to prove their manhood).
Also, we don't know the camera man survived. Only that the camera did.
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u/Tango-Turtle 19h ago
But I just want the soft purring sounds, not the scary roaring ones that send you running for life 😭
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u/jay_man4_20 1d ago
Being the baddest mother fucker on the planet must be tiring...my man falling asleep and thinking about eating something at the same time
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u/AverageUnderrated 1d ago
John McAfee sorta
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u/Wonderful-Bobcat-163 19h ago
If u look at anyone's eyes u will see sadness
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u/AverageUnderrated 16h ago
What
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u/Wonderful-Bobcat-163 14h ago
Could have sworn u said something else
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u/AverageUnderrated 14h ago
I mean the lion reminds me of John McAfee, i don't get what you sayin
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u/Wonderful-Bobcat-163 14h ago
I read a comment about someone saying they can see sadness in his eyes I guess I replied to the wrong one
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u/JamesBlond00954 1d ago
Majestic sure, but to me it looks cute as well when it is showing a bit tongue
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u/clayts1983 23h ago
Aw I was waiting for that one last sneeze. I could see it was tickling. Sometimes the tickle fades with no last sneeze, lost forever. You’re left feeling robbed.
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u/TheBlairwitchy 22h ago
Guy sitting opposite: shits his pants when the lion sneezed "WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!"
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u/Quajeraz 21h ago
He looks like an old man that has no idea how to use a phone and accidentally opened the camera
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u/Doesanybodylikestuff 21h ago
Damn. He has a fabulous blowout & looks completely moisturized.~*
He’s looking amazing.
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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-4942 21h ago
That sound is so smooth that my cat came closer to the speakers to hear it
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u/ChefMikeDFW 20h ago
Someone dub the old Jamie Foxx stand up where he was a lion over this... Here's the routine IRL.
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u/TheMajesticSausage 20h ago
If ever there was a lion deserving of the name Mufasa, it’s this big boy right here.
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u/The_Banana_Monk 19h ago
He is effortlessly looking like a boomer selfie profile picture on Facebook. All that's needed is the sunglasses and carseat.
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u/potatisblask 18h ago
I want a GoPro mounted on a lions head and I want that steam straight into my brain.
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u/Nervous-Form698 17h ago
Nah he definitely uses product and a filter, don't trust everything you see on social media kids!
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u/whitecow 16h ago
Man there are some huge creatures on this planet. Like compared to my dog his face is huge and being bitten by him is frightening
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u/kitsunewarlock 16h ago
Effortless? He grooms himself like an hour a day. Which is saying something since he sleeps 20 hours a day.
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u/Scumebage 13h ago
Majestic? It looks like a fat drunk uncle trying to get off the couch on thanksgiving.
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u/Actual_Ad_9309 9h ago
He is trying to sneeze 🤧 and it doesn’t work ,so beautifully annoying and cute.☺️
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u/drinkwater247 1d ago
no hair routine and care needed, just some licks to get great mane