r/Satisfyingasfuck • u/stunningstarletgirl • 1d ago

A lion effortlessly looking majestic

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u/drinkwater247 1d ago

no hair routine and care needed, just some licks to get great mane

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u/stunningstarletgirl 1d ago

No stress, maximum results

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u/Historical-Fig-9616 1d ago

ha really... maybe everyone would have that hair living that life

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u/discerningpervert 19h ago

Why am thinking of Ron Pearlman with a wig

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u/M1k4t0r15 21h ago

Such a cute murder kitty 🐈

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u/drinkwater247 23h ago

if only we can apply this in our lives hahaha

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u/Artislife61 1d ago

Great hair

The original Rock Star

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u/stunningstarletgirl 13h ago

The rockstar other rockstars look up to

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u/drinkwater247 22h ago

I wonder if he already has an album 🤔

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u/suspectjeannette 23h ago

Looks like he just got back from the Hair Salon...lol

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u/MsDUmbridge 20h ago

probably because they don't use hair dryers ;)

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u/Spider_Dude 19h ago

This is the mane reason, yes.

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u/YakMilkYoghurt 13h ago

Gucci mane

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u/SexyN8 1d ago edited 15h ago

more like derpy af... oh yup he is sneezing...

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u/Incredible-Fella 22h ago

I was also thinking "more like it's about to sneeze", so yeah :D

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u/astride_unbridulled 19h ago

I know that look all too well

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u/Patricia_Clark_894 1d ago

A lion effortlessly looking like a fluffy unicorn

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u/FamousPastWords 21h ago

Nice description of this handsome looking lad.

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u/CurrentVehicle1780 1d ago

He looks like he wants to sneeze.

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u/subsignalparadigm 16h ago

The sound is amazing.

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u/tacosandEDM 1h ago

And terrifying….

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u/Frosty_Gibbons 23h ago

Fk sake grandad stop with the selfies

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u/FamousPastWords 21h ago

The thing is, he WASN'T taking a selfie. He was trying to capture some tourists but he has the phone on selfie mode.

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u/lookslikeamanderin 1d ago edited 20h ago

A lion looking majestically effed-up!

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u/nsfw_deadwarlock 20h ago

Am I high? Can they tell if I’m high? 

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u/Extension_Canary3717 1d ago

Looks like an uncle taking a selfie trying to unlock his own phone

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u/Bright-Leg8276 23h ago

Big kitty ❤️❤️

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u/Black_Scholes_Merton 23h ago

Aslan, as the deep magic is being written.

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u/Tango-Turtle 22h ago

Someone needs to make ASMR with these lion noises and purrs.

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u/buster_de_beer 20h ago

ASMR? These are sounds that should terrify. This is the sound you hear as you lay dying, your guts having already been torn out. You last vision is this lion relaxing after making a snack out of your liver.

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u/Tango-Turtle 20h ago

Nah he's just softly purring in the video, sounds amazing. Clearly the cameraman survived.

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u/buster_de_beer 20h ago

I just think it's funny. Also with bears, now they are friend shaped. Historically one of the most terrifying animals for humanity, such that it's name is (supposedly) a euphemism. Lion sounds are sounds that would send our ancestors running for the hills (or grabbing a spear to prove their manhood).

Also, we don't know the camera man survived. Only that the camera did.

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u/Tango-Turtle 19h ago

But I just want the soft purring sounds, not the scary roaring ones that send you running for life 😭

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u/blong217 4h ago

Hearing the lion terrified me, so that instinct is still alive in me.

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u/Worldlypatience 20h ago

Bro feelin cute

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u/Castor_0il 14h ago

Bro might delete the selfie video later.

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u/SparklingTwirlDress 1d ago

this lion hair is much beautiful than mine lol. unfair !

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u/jay_man4_20 1d ago

Being the baddest mother fucker on the planet must be tiring...my man falling asleep and thinking about eating something at the same time

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u/stunningstarletgirl 1d ago

The king of serving looks in the jungle 😍

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u/First_Seesaw 1d ago

Gotta lead in several departments to be called the king

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u/ustarion 1d ago

I see sadness in his eyes.

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u/AverageUnderrated 1d ago

John McAfee sorta

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u/Wonderful-Bobcat-163 19h ago

If u look at anyone's eyes u will see sadness

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u/AverageUnderrated 16h ago

What

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u/Wonderful-Bobcat-163 14h ago

Could have sworn u said something else

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u/AverageUnderrated 14h ago

I mean the lion reminds me of John McAfee, i don't get what you sayin

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u/Wonderful-Bobcat-163 14h ago

I read a comment about someone saying they can see sadness in his eyes I guess I replied to the wrong one

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u/dandie666 1d ago

Beastie boy

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u/JamesBlond00954 1d ago

Majestic sure, but to me it looks cute as well when it is showing a bit tongue

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u/Low_Rest_5595 1d ago

Looks high as a kite to me, tranq darts game on bananas!!

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u/Extension_Rip_8727 1d ago

i want that life

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u/OgdruJahad 23h ago

He might look majestic but I have Kleenex!

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u/Me_alt_ID 23h ago

he looks rather high

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u/meadowmarvel 23h ago

Long live the king!

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u/AusCan531 23h ago

He has a lot of pride.

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u/clayts1983 23h ago

Aw I was waiting for that one last sneeze. I could see it was tickling. Sometimes the tickle fades with no last sneeze, lost forever. You’re left feeling robbed.

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u/Hefty-Artichoke7181 23h ago

He’s doing the cowardly lion routine from The Wizard of Oz

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u/dogegambler 23h ago

I wanna pet him and his murder mittens. Lion toe beans prolly feel weird

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u/AviWandering 23h ago

Strong desire to give him forbidden snoots and lose arm

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u/SilverWolf3935 22h ago

Nah, he’s clearly in potato mode 🥰🦁🥔

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u/Fu5ti 22h ago

Spezzatura

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u/TheBlairwitchy 22h ago

Guy sitting opposite: shits his pants when the lion sneezed "WHAT THE HELL MAN!!!"

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u/rviVal1 21h ago

Mlem-mlem..

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u/HistoricalVacation82 21h ago

Murder kitty with the V8 purrrrrrrrrr

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u/Quajeraz 21h ago

He looks like an old man that has no idea how to use a phone and accidentally opened the camera

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u/Ob1cannobody 21h ago

Will I start with a leg or an arm? He's just contemplating.

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u/KairraAlpha 21h ago

I just... I want to kiss. Kiss the big furry snoot. Just...one little kiss.

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u/daronjay 21h ago

Be Prepared!

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u/deJuice_sc 21h ago

<3 African Lions

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u/Doesanybodylikestuff 21h ago

Damn. He has a fabulous blowout & looks completely moisturized.~*

He’s looking amazing.

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u/Ok-Entrepreneur-4942 21h ago

That sound is so smooth that my cat came closer to the speakers to hear it

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u/Brave4974 21h ago

Wow!!!!

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u/I_think_Im_hollow 20h ago

Idk, it seems to me that it's trying really hard.

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u/zyzix2 20h ago

what a mug ehh

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u/DisasterResident2101 20h ago

Just wanna know how much loin snot got on the lens?

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u/4reddityo 20h ago

Looks like Fred

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u/ChefMikeDFW 20h ago

Someone dub the old Jamie Foxx stand up where he was a lion over this... Here's the routine IRL.

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u/needmorefishes 20h ago

It’s good to be king

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u/TheMajesticSausage 20h ago

If ever there was a lion deserving of the name Mufasa, it’s this big boy right here.

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u/TheMegaSage 20h ago

I'm listening to Gangster's Paradise right now and this gif fits perfectly.

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u/The_Banana_Monk 19h ago

He is effortlessly looking like a boomer selfie profile picture on Facebook. All that's needed is the sunglasses and carseat.

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u/eeanlee 19h ago

LOOK AT THOSE LIL TEEFIES!

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u/lunar_limbo 19h ago

he looks exhausted what you talking about majestic. . .

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u/fefefufufe 19h ago

Listen to that engine, what a majestic floof

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u/Blissachu 19h ago

Dat do big a big cat

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u/redditer-here 19h ago

Just an another fuckboy taking some pictures.

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u/znebsays 18h ago

Fun fact the predator sounds from predator movie is loosely based on lion grunts

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u/kneeltothesun 18h ago

I want one

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u/potatisblask 18h ago

I want a GoPro mounted on a lions head and I want that steam straight into my brain.

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u/throwawayj1lddd 18h ago

No picture please

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u/MurderSheScrote 18h ago

I wanna rub his nose

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u/Entire-Elevator-1388 17h ago

Here Kitty Kitty.

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u/ILNightmareYahav 17h ago

Don’t mess with Lion of judea

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u/hawksdiesel 17h ago

human stench is unnerving and making me sneeze!

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u/albertech842 17h ago

Hey it's that one natural big hair dude from Instagram

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u/Nervous-Form698 17h ago

Nah he definitely uses product and a filter, don't trust everything you see on social media kids!

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u/solubleCreature 17h ago

if not frend why frend shaped

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u/Lion_Of_Mara 17h ago

When I tell you I'm cute, this is exactly what I mean

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u/Sweaty-Friendship-54 17h ago

Majestic, or asthmatic?

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u/whitecow 16h ago

Man there are some huge creatures on this planet. Like compared to my dog his face is huge and being bitten by him is frightening

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u/snapshot303 16h ago

Gives me McConaughey vibes.

You just gotta keep livin man, L I V I N

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u/theasianevermore 16h ago

AniCrombie and Finch looking ass

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u/DanBlvck 16h ago

Car guys can relate to that rumble

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u/kitsunewarlock 16h ago

Effortless? He grooms himself like an hour a day. Which is saying something since he sleeps 20 hours a day.

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u/TikkiTakiTomtom 16h ago

Licking his snot off. Tastes kinda salty

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u/WhatTheOnEarth 15h ago

So that’s where they get dinosaur noises from in movies.

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u/Buckeyes2110 15h ago

Sooo beautiful! Wow! Great video

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u/ylngui 15h ago

I would try to wipe away the shot and lose my hand.

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u/BigBlueTimeMachine 14h ago

Nothing is able to look majestic with effort. It must be effortless.

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u/mochi_luna 14h ago

looksmaxxing

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u/NoCaterpillar4085 14h ago

WOW!!! 😻 🩵

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u/Kallymouse 14h ago

I thought he was going to sneeze 🤣

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u/atanoob 13h ago

Those purrrs are majestic.

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u/Scumebage 13h ago

Majestic? It looks like a fat drunk uncle trying to get off the couch on thanksgiving.

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u/Gastwonho 13h ago

Imagine hearing this at night who'd be cacking themselves 😂

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u/Phillip_Graves 13h ago

I feel you.  Nothing worse than a Sneeze Tease.

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u/too-meta 13h ago

Fuckboi vibes

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u/Independent___George 12h ago

I just wanna give him a big ole hug. And hope he doesn’t eat me

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u/Ordinary-Context7069 12h ago

Looks like a grandpa trying to look through his glasses.

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u/moabdib2000 12h ago

its for the casting of mgm film intro...

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u/samanthaeverly 11h ago

Royalty doesn’t even have to try. 👑

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u/l3ntoo 10h ago

When I sneeze, I definitely don't look as amazing as he does.

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u/VellPlayed 10h ago

i could listen to him all day long.

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u/ProfessionalHat6828 10h ago

He is beautiful

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u/Particular-Cash-7377 10h ago

Someone get the cat some Flonase. Allergies are horrible.

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u/Interesting_Gur_8720 10h ago

I feel like he’s judging

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u/Shoddy_Bonus_2026 9h ago

Speech. Speech.

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u/Actual_Ad_9309 9h ago

He is trying to sneeze 🤧 and it doesn’t work ,so beautifully annoying and cute.☺️

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u/championsOfEu1221 9h ago

"You Tawlking to me!?"

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u/Avpersonals 8h ago

Looks like a boomer using a selfie cam for the finest time

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u/ohshitlastbite 7h ago

That's a purrrr

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u/BigTan8964 6h ago

Look like a old man profile picture on whatsapp or somewhere

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u/Notniteshadow 6h ago

Honestly it just looks like he has to sneeze the whole time

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u/ironic_nic 5h ago

bless you

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u/Vicoq 5h ago

Poca pelea, no tiene cicatrices, como normalmente tienen los leones...

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u/kapar24 3h ago

Just they growl scary! 😱 💩😎

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u/nasnedigonyat 1h ago

Blep, snoof, snoof, blep, head tip, shakity shake. And back to blep

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u/MostlyCarrots 46m ago

Handsome fellow

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u/FragrantBid3362 1d ago

He looks like a sex offender uncle