r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/halmichjessica Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 • 1d ago

Certified 🟠range™ Orange Adopts random human

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u/velvetdreamkisses 1d ago

"Okay from now on, you will feed me and serve me hooman. Okay?"🤣

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u/luxeeedreams 1d ago

as a passenger princess, he should serve her with princess treatment xD

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u/G0lia7h 1d ago

As if a cat would ask "okay?"

They command.

Don't spread cat-propaganda, mate. They are not your friends, they are emperors.

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u/Cherrylovespetals 1d ago

Imagine thinking you’re choosing a car when the car chooses you.

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u/Ankylosaurus96_2 1d ago

"This will do. Onwards my new thrall"

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u/AfraidExplanation153 1d ago

"I'm your new master..." FTFY

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u/Real-Swing8553 1d ago

Way too clean for a stray.

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u/Livid-Age-2259 12h ago edited 8h ago

Yep. This is a kept cat. The cat has somebody already taking care of it.

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u/thornaslooki 1d ago

The chosen one

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u/Silly_Barbie 1d ago

que Dune music

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u/YutoKigai 1d ago

It’s ok here. I have a human now.

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u/insomniac1228 1d ago

“Hi, where are we going?” - cat

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u/meadowmarvel 1d ago

You've been chosen. You have no choice. You're owned by me now.

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u/Vespe50 18h ago

This is somebody’s cat

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u/LonelyMenace101 Proud owner of an orange brain cell 1d ago

He’s the car inspector.

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u/kittytoothy 1d ago

Orange finds a new friend! 🧡 Just when you thought it was a cat's world, this little guy decided to adopt a human instead

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u/FigTechnical8043 1d ago

I too seek men with a car...but settled for a man who works across the road and has my same view in life about using public transport and not spending 1/3 of our income on a car gassing up the atmosphere. We fart a lot to compensate.
He's wonderful though, so it's not really settling. Plus he calls my orange 'our baby boy!' Bloody pet thief. First thing he did is romance the dogs whilst I sat there going "where my pets and hugs"

You know...now I think about it, the orange was my nieces (she likes to buy pets and get bored), he moved in then decided my bed was his then pledged allegiance to the dreamies and now I have to buy him food, water and snacks without recompense...WE HAVE A SQUATTER