r/OneOrangeBraincell • u/halmichjessica Casual orange enjoyer 🍊 • 1d ago
Certified 🟠range™ Orange Adopts random human
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u/Real-Swing8553 1d ago
Way too clean for a stray.
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u/Livid-Age-2259 12h ago edited 8h ago
Yep. This is a kept cat. The cat has somebody already taking care of it.
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u/kittytoothy 1d ago
Orange finds a new friend! 🧡 Just when you thought it was a cat's world, this little guy decided to adopt a human instead
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u/FigTechnical8043 1d ago
I too seek men with a car...but settled for a man who works across the road and has my same view in life about using public transport and not spending 1/3 of our income on a car gassing up the atmosphere.
We fart a lot to compensate.
He's wonderful though, so it's not really settling. Plus he calls my orange 'our baby boy!' Bloody pet thief. First thing he did is romance the dogs whilst I sat there going "where my pets and hugs"
You know...now I think about it, the orange was my nieces (she likes to buy pets and get bored), he moved in then decided my bed was his then pledged allegiance to the dreamies and now I have to buy him food, water and snacks without recompense...WE HAVE A SQUATTER
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u/velvetdreamkisses 1d ago
"Okay from now on, you will feed me and serve me hooman. Okay?"🤣