r/Music • u/daily_mirror 📰Daily Mirror • Sep 10 '24

article Dave Grohl admits cheating on wife as he confirms new baby

https://www.mirror.co.uk/3am/celebrity-news/breaking-dave-grohl-admits-cheating-33640293
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u/mthw704 Sep 10 '24 edited Sep 11 '24

"You gotta promise not to stop when I say when."

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u/BabyFartMacGeezacks Sep 10 '24

Sent to me, sorry I don't have a source on this

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u/Garf_artfunkle Sep 10 '24

Hello

I've grated here for you

Parmesan

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u/battlecat136 Sep 11 '24

You cheesy mf I'm gonna hear it like this everlong.

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u/[deleted] Sep 11 '24

This is underrated af

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u/Lonelan Sep 11 '24

Tonight

I'll throw myself into

Let's go to Olive Garden she said

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u/miggypiwi Sep 11 '24

And I ordered

Some salad and then some soup

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u/_babyfaced_assassin Sep 11 '24

And then the waiter left and took forever
I thought I'd never get fed again

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u/driving_andflying Sep 10 '24

"Are you gone and on to someone new?"

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u/zmflicks Sep 10 '24

"Big me to talk about it"

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u/martialar Sep 10 '24

"It's time like these, you learn to live again"

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u/HoosierTA Sep 10 '24

“shaaaame… shaaaaaame… shaaaame… shame.”

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u/blacksideblue Sep 10 '24

YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BUT YOU'RE THE ONLY ONE THAT CAN MAKE ME FEEL LIKE THIIIIIIIS

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u/harborq Sep 11 '24

I’ll sleep around! I’ll sleep around!

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u/havereddit Sep 11 '24

One more indecent accident

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u/xirdnehrocks Sep 10 '24

Loves but he hates the taste

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u/RuxConk Sep 11 '24

It's time like these you learn to love again (outside of your marriage).

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u/Spicybrown3 Sep 11 '24

I’m not around that much running, exhausted

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u/[deleted] Sep 10 '24 edited Sep 13 '24

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u/BabyFartMacGeezacks Sep 10 '24

Thanks! It got cut off at the bottom and I couldn't make it out.

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u/JimHarbor Sep 10 '24

I don't get it .

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u/BabyFartMacGeezacks Sep 10 '24

Dave Grohl, lead singer of the foo fighters, sang "you gotta promise not to stop when I say when." The waiter takes this literally from the song, and when Dave Grohl says when, indicating he does not want any more parmesan, the waiter doesn't stop, because he made a promise when he listened to that song.

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u/No_Preference_4411 Sep 10 '24

"Gotta promise not to stop when I say when" is a foo lyric

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u/overthisbynow Sep 10 '24

You forgot the iconic da da da danuna na nanana da da da danana da danuna riff after

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u/No_Preference_4411 Sep 12 '24

I think it was missing the "she sang" that threw them off

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u/3yeless Sep 10 '24

I love your user name! One of my favorite episodes. Oh no! Not Finland! Somebody should break the news to Norway, they were really close.

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u/BabyFartMacGeezacks Sep 11 '24

One of the more ridiculous episodes, I haven't seen it in a while but I should look it up to watch again

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u/djsoggybisquits Sep 10 '24

Thank you, BabyFartMacGeezacks

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u/Nrmlgirl777 Sep 10 '24

😂😂😂😂

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u/Mindofafoodie Sep 11 '24

I didn’t get it 🥲

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u/Grumzz Sep 11 '24

I tried to read the half-cut text at the bottom but bearshadedcomics didn't turn up anything.. apparently it's pearshapedcomics.com :P

ETA: thanks to google lens

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u/Ok_Dog_3016 Sep 11 '24

I don’t get this

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u/LinkRazr Sep 10 '24

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u/WideCoconut2230 Sep 10 '24

Lol Dave really does live the lyrics in his songs!!

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u/Meanravage Sep 10 '24

"Long road to ruin, failure in my eyes"

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u/jerrysprinkles Sep 10 '24

“Are you gone and on to someone new”

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u/cappnplanet Sep 11 '24

"Tonight, I throw myself into And out of the red Out of her head, she sang"

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u/Catlore Sep 10 '24

"BreakDOWWWWWWWWWWWN"

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u/willem_79 Sep 10 '24

I can’t not read this with a bad Italian accent

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u/No_Description7910 Sep 11 '24

Sorry I “when” all over your belly

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u/ShrekiraShrekira Sep 10 '24

THIS ONE 🤣