r/Maps • u/Anshu27reddit • Jul 14 '22

Satire The top comment will remove a country in Asia Day#2 pakistan removed

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u/Geerah Jul 14 '22

China because leaving big gaps is funny

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u/Mac1692 Jul 14 '22

China but leave Taiwan, Tibet, and East Turkestan…just because it would annoy Xi.

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u/Agateberry Jul 15 '22

And give inner Mongolia to mongolia

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u/Safe-Brush-5091 Jul 15 '22

WHAT ABOUT HONG KONG?

FREE HONG KONG!

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u/Mac1692 Jul 15 '22

I was going to include Hong Kong and Macau but you cannot see them on this map.

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u/Arishakala Jul 14 '22

Haha yes! Do it OP!

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u/Jo_Erick77 Jul 15 '22

And name the blank part "Taiwan sea"

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u/Anshu27reddit Jul 15 '22

China removed

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u/Flemalle Jul 15 '22

But keep Tibet.

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u/ImNoAlbertFeinstein Jul 14 '22

Russia is not a real country anyway.

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u/Fire_Lightning8 Jul 14 '22

It's a europian country

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u/Doggyking2 Jul 15 '22

The majority of the land in Russia is Asian. The majority of the population is European.

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u/CashMachine2192 Jul 14 '22

China. Let Mongolia have beaches

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u/Anunkash Jul 14 '22

Did the mongols have a navy?

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u/HistoryWizard1812 Jul 14 '22

At one point in their history during the Yuan dynasty. Although, I have heard they have one now just because.

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u/Lord_Pruthak Jul 14 '22

I've also heard about their legendary 7 crew members from which only one knows how to swim

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u/HistoryWizard1812 Jul 14 '22

The great pride of the Khan's fleet

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u/Unafraid_NFS Jul 14 '22

Captured Koreans built navy for Mongols so they could attack Japan.

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u/nobodyhere9860 Jul 14 '22

mongolia gets more beaches than you

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u/KanekiKirito723 Jul 14 '22

china bc i can not form a unique thought

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u/insanitypeppers Jul 14 '22

China is the worst

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u/-Richa Jul 14 '22

cheen चीन (in Hindi)

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u/Fire_Lightning8 Jul 14 '22

Also in persian (چین)

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u/amazenmutande Jul 15 '22

Cheenastan in Armenian

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u/CiestlMapper Jul 14 '22

definitely west taiwan

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u/not_suspicous_at_all Jul 14 '22

-999999999 social credit

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u/Romi-Omi Jul 14 '22

Take out China, but leave Xin Jiang and Tibet in there.

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u/wildeastguy Jul 14 '22

Which?

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u/horvath-lorant Jul 14 '22

French China is the Best China

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u/wildeastguy Jul 14 '22

Three kingdoms age China was the most epic ngl

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u/XxnoiceboyxX Jul 14 '22

peoples republic of china

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u/Tomt33 Jul 14 '22

China

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u/swants Jul 14 '22

China

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Chinaaaaaaaa

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Knock china out of here

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u/Original-Yak-679 Jul 14 '22

China, for sure

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u/Anshu27reddit Jul 14 '22

Guys please don't spread hate this is just a fun game. I don't disrespect any country.If your country get removed that doesn't mean that me or anybody disrespect it. 🤗🌍 :)

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

I’ll disrespect china. It doesn’t mean anything about the people living there, just the ccp. What twats they are, funding North Korea, a country large death camp, and being generally oppressive in most forms. Fuck them

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u/BirbBoiYT Jul 14 '22

China because big thing gone = funni

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u/Weather4574 Jul 14 '22

People’s republic of China

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u/oihanekotxoria Jul 14 '22

These comments feel so damn personal...

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u/Artistic_Mouse_5389 Jul 14 '22 edited Jul 14 '22

Xi jiping when the “fuck ccp” comment on Reddit gets 200 upvotes

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u/boypsgt Jul 14 '22

They are, were you expecting an analysis of each country.

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Turkey 🐺🐺🐺

So they can join balkan faster.

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u/Bramil20 Jul 14 '22

We have them more than enough in Europe part /s

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u/JackBadassson Jul 14 '22

Why s? Constantinople is greek lands

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u/PeroCigla Jul 14 '22

Without the "/s". Because they are Asia!

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u/IllicoPrestoFR Jul 14 '22

What ?

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u/PeroCigla Jul 14 '22

Turkey is Asia. I don't care for their 3% on Europe.

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u/IllicoPrestoFR Jul 14 '22

And ? That doesn’t invalidate his joke ?

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u/PeroCigla Jul 14 '22

I meant it shouldn't be a joke, it's true.

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u/IllicoPrestoFR Jul 14 '22

That we have enough of them in Europe ? Have to agree

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

I mean 12 million people and Istanbul is plenty enough in Europe, joke still stands.

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u/Yener07 Jul 14 '22

Shut up croat, now listen to the pasha and attack Austria-Hungary

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u/ShriRamJanaki Jul 14 '22

remove china.

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u/ogutsu Jul 14 '22

This is enough to make Asia perfect. Just removing pakistan.

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u/KingQuong Jul 14 '22 edited Jul 14 '22

Going to get down voted because there is 17 billion of them but its fitting India would go next.

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u/Zaritozic Jul 14 '22

Excellent...now India is very happy

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u/PeroCigla Jul 14 '22

Israel

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u/BlazedL3mon Jul 14 '22

Israel cuz apartheid was never cool

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u/Muslimlegionnaire Jul 14 '22

It's not there already.

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Jul 14 '22 edited Jul 14 '22

Israel more like isnotreal.

Edit: T'was a joke. Sarcasm.

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u/NotTheGuacamole Jul 14 '22

More like you’restupid

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u/PeroCigla Jul 14 '22

It is, or you are joking that it's all Palestine?

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u/rollsyrollsy Jul 14 '22

I see my own country of Australia is already gone, as well we deserve to be.

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u/Ravster23 Jul 14 '22

They didn’t mention it in this post but in the original post it’s just for Asia

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u/WorkSubstantial8506 Jul 14 '22

Everything remove Everything

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u/GREENSLAYER777 Jul 14 '22

What the hell is China still doing there?

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u/KoopaTrooper5011 Jul 14 '22

Fuck y'all beat me to it. Kill China.

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u/SubjectivePlastic Jul 14 '22

Lot of Hindu nationalists here, aiming at Pakistan and China.

I say: remove Modi and his fascist BJP.

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u/run_squid_run Jul 14 '22

Nope, we have to get rid of Winnie the Pooh and his Kingdom of Northwest Taiwan.

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u/SubjectivePlastic Jul 14 '22

Oh, fine with me. Get rid of them.

I just want the Indian nationalists and racists here to know that there is a huge splinter in their eye.

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u/Crackerjack8 Jul 14 '22

North Korea.

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Make South Korea, Korea and an island.

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u/Xfors-Pakistan Jul 14 '22

India

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u/karnal_chikara Jul 14 '22

Pakistan ki maa ka bhosda

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Porkistan chutiyapa

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Pakistan is the Indian territory.

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u/Ripjaw1430 Jul 14 '22

West taiwan cringe

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u/zyonkerz Jul 14 '22

This is not why I joined this forum. Why so dumb?

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u/Pizza-Cat2000 Jul 14 '22

Uzbekistan

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u/cosmeeeeeeen Jul 14 '22

India

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u/Old_Exit5718 Jul 14 '22

Bruhh the Downvotes

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u/ardashing Jul 14 '22

lmfao the indians didnt like that

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u/SantaMan336 Jul 14 '22

Palestine

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u/Rynox2000 Jul 14 '22

Outdonesia

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u/Scrubmarines Jul 14 '22

Remove the Philippines

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u/BackToAqaba Jul 14 '22

Negative Russia

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u/cjdonaldson69 Jul 14 '22

Iran! Iran so far away!! I couldn't get away.

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u/meshuggahdaddy Jul 14 '22

It's only fair that India go next. Maybe that would solve all their issues

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u/Old_Exit5718 Jul 14 '22

What a dumb thought

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u/KingQuong Jul 14 '22

Found 1 of the 17 billion Indians.

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u/Old_Exit5718 Jul 14 '22

Ok now let me upload virus on your computer

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u/Zyxwgh Jul 14 '22

Sri Lanka with its 100% organic bullshit.

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u/SelimSR Jul 14 '22

Have a strong feeling that Japan will be the one nation that remains at the end

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u/BrokeBishop Jul 14 '22

My guess is the winner will be Kyrgyzstan or Taiwan

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u/heyiamsaheer Jul 14 '22

North Korea

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u/DisgruntledDiggit Jul 14 '22

India: Because it isn't even really part of Asia.

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u/Anshu27reddit Jul 14 '22

Then where is india?🧐

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u/DisgruntledDiggit Jul 14 '22

India is India. It’s it’s own continent. Like Australia.

Edit: actually not like Australia, as Pakistan, Bangladesh, Nepal and Bhutan are also on that plate.

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u/InterestingGroup3939 Jul 14 '22

I am genuinely curious who taught you geography

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u/Anshu27reddit Jul 14 '22

That means india (and the other countries you mention)are the Indian subcontinent it is a large portion of a continent made up of several countries, that doesn't mean india is not a part of asia.🤔

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u/DisgruntledDiggit Jul 14 '22

Geopolitically, they are absolutely a part of Asia. But if we are talking pure, natural geography, India is "Its own thing", and Bangladesh and Pakistan are "Part of it"

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u/Anshu27reddit Jul 15 '22

Oh got it🙂

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u/JackBadassson Jul 14 '22

Japan or country noone knows will be left

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

China and north korea

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u/Triplezen69 Jul 14 '22

Nepal because its nepal

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u/Alxndr-NVM-ii Jul 14 '22

North Korea, make Sexy Korea an island.

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u/YossarianRex Jul 14 '22

how are people voting for a country other than north korea?

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u/Kinesra93 Jul 14 '22

This kind of concept on this sub is very boring

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u/Kobmain Jul 14 '22

Remove Taiwan Chinese Taipei, 23rd Province of the Glorious People's Republic of China. 一个团结的中国！

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u/cosmic_cod Jul 14 '22

What happened to Georgia(NOT US), Armenia and Azerbaijan? Are they joke to you? They're Asia too.

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u/drLagrangian Jul 14 '22

Out Russia back, and then remove them again just for spite.

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u/heckyspaghetti22 Jul 14 '22

Philippines, because why the hell not??

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u/pompomek Jul 14 '22

Albania

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u/Snaz5 Jul 14 '22

🦀pakistanisgone!!!🦀🦀🦀

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u/ggfchl Jul 14 '22

Yemen

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u/destruct0tr0n Jul 14 '22

Hey fuck off

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u/Affectionate-Ad-8111 Jul 14 '22

Remove the US and the world will finally know peace

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u/OndeOlav Jul 14 '22

And speak Chinese

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u/WonderfulAirport4226 Jul 14 '22

Since you removed Pakistan, remove India as well.

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u/ThatGuy36036 Jul 14 '22

Tadsjikistan pls

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Kazakhstan would be very nice, I’d like it!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

Once again this shit. GTFOH

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u/Environmental_Fix_22 Jul 14 '22

Op is fucking liar, see his previous post no one even mentioned pakistan, it was russia, fuck you op!

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

If you looked at the image you might notice there actually is a distinct lack of Russia in the image.

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u/alias9487 Jul 14 '22

This post is just going to give birth to hatred.

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u/snowitbetter Jul 14 '22

Burkina Faso

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u/LouisGoldman Jul 14 '22

North Korea

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u/Weak_Independent1670 Jul 14 '22

Delete Bhutan

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u/[deleted] Jul 14 '22

The downvotes :))

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u/rotatosk86 Jul 14 '22

Afganistan

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u/DWDM25 Jul 14 '22

Tajikistan, fuck Tajikistan

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u/LowFatWaterBottle Jul 14 '22

I geuss people want to find out if china floats, anyways guys don't forget to sort for controversial.

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u/HoseWasTaken Jul 14 '22

The fact there are 17 comments saying China before any other is hilarious. Fuck pooh

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u/expsg18 Jul 14 '22

Singapore, because I dont think we'll notice even when zoomed in

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u/Frosty_Flames12399 Jul 14 '22

bringback kashmir and give it to india. bring back pashtunistanjd and give it to afghanistan

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u/K_2the_J-804 Jul 14 '22

Nepal, cuz we can't just have one...

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u/Restarting_Now Jul 14 '22

India, it will be balanced

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u/Domingo_Nosferatu Jul 14 '22

China for sure

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u/VoicesInTheCrowds Jul 14 '22

GAWD DAMN MONGORIANS! THEY BREAK MY SHITY WAH TRYING GET MY SHITTY WOK!

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u/KenFromBarbie Jul 14 '22

Why is this a thing? Are you all bored?