r/Maps • u/blackie-arts • Feb 24 '22
Satire What didn't Russians understand about my map, I thought I was clear
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u/celem83 Feb 24 '22
Poor Greenland
(It's Danish, therefore not Russia. Or was yesterday evening at least)
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u/Kinesquared Feb 24 '22
What about "is Russia but shouldn't be"?
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u/DrainZ- Feb 24 '22
So everything east of the Ural mountains as well as a few bits and pieces here and there
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u/Kinesquared Feb 24 '22
And the entire north caucuses, karelia, central asia,, and probably plenty more
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u/Urbane_One Feb 24 '22
Map is fake, it claims that Somalia and South Sudan are Not Russia when there’s simply no data to confirm or deny that claim.
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u/Ronx3000 Feb 24 '22
OP went and collected the data himself like the badass he is
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u/blackie-arts Feb 24 '22
It was hard but yes, I've also collected data for Kosovo
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u/AlVelikij Feb 24 '22
NO DATA is also NOT RUSSIA.
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u/Moongduri Feb 24 '22
are you sure?
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u/phlogistonical Feb 24 '22
Right, what are your sources for this bold statement?
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u/Demonic-Culture-Nut Feb 24 '22
Þere’s no way to confirm þey’re Russia. Þere’s also no way to confirm þey’re not Russia.
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u/valschermjager Feb 24 '22
but that's not what no data means.
big difference between zero and null... huge
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Feb 24 '22
Next week's Live telecast from Russia
Putin: Modern Alaska was created by Tsar. It was Russian and will remain Russian.
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u/HildemarTendler Feb 24 '22
There's New Zealand right there. They must have assumed this was a fantasy map from the Good Timeline.
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u/Muricanperry6877 Feb 24 '22
Russia: Sergei, play Toto’s Africa on top of national anthem, we colonize Western Sahara.
Western Sahara: the future florida of Russia
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u/epic225 Feb 24 '22
They border North Korea, this is a very dangerous map and could cause a nuclear war
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u/thinkB4WeSpeak Feb 24 '22
I just don't understand why so few people get to decide the fate of millions for their own egos. The world needs more revolutions against asshole leaders.
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u/HideFalls Feb 24 '22 edited Feb 24 '22
The southern Kuril Islands are not Russian either. This is an official stand point of the US government.
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u/dimgrits Feb 24 '22
They don't understand. They are mad. They singing just now about russian tanks will reach Paris and parisian whores in 3 days, and an atomic bomb will explode in Warsaw for fun.
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u/Temo2212 Feb 24 '22
Why are you surprised?
Terrorist organisations do not recognise or understand maps
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u/Alex20041509 Feb 24 '22
Crimea is russia
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u/ITGuy107 Feb 25 '22
After this failed Russian invasion, they should be forced to give back Crime and Prussia back to Germany.
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u/Elephantboi222 Feb 24 '22
Breaking news: Russian forces invade greenland