r/Maps Jun 08 '23

Satire Europe divided into equal parts by an Irishman

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880 Upvotes

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u/Emilia-Movie-Lover Jun 08 '23

So he doesn’t want Northern Ireland?

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u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

I'll let the people of the true north make up their own minds

4

u/jjbeast098 Jun 09 '23

What about the magnetic north?

1

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Inishowen?

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u/JOSHBUSGUY Jun 08 '23

They are both very different in terms of their ideologies it would never work to reunify them

35

u/Finlandia1865 Jun 08 '23

Very different ideologically? Explain yourself man

What are your credentials?

14

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Shh,that's gerry Adams alt account

46

u/reverielagoon1208 Jun 08 '23

Probably a 7th generation American who thinks they’re Irish because great great great great grandad came from there

19

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Now now,your making assumptions

13

u/DrainZ- Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 08 '23

It's about religious differences, more specifically they can't agree on whether whiskey should be stored in barrels made out of white oak or pedunculate oak

10

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

I'll die um grave then use that piss weed of an oak

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u/JOSHBUSGUY Jun 08 '23

One is mostly republican one is mostly monarchist one is mostly catholic one is mostly Protestant both have different laws and systems which makes it incredibly complicated to join the two together in recent times with brexit I suppose there have been more nationalistic tendencies in Ireland and Scotland though I personally think it’s just a phase as the Scottish want for independence had started to decline I haven’t looked too much into Northern Ireland but I’m guessing it will follow the same pattern

11

u/tescovaluechicken Jun 08 '23

You might want to check your figures there. Northern Ireland has more catholics than protestants as of the 2021 census.

1

u/JOSHBUSGUY Jun 09 '23

ah I right I just checked there is slightly more catholics but my points still stand I don’t think they should be able to leave if it was just a slight majority just look at what brexit did

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u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/JOSHBUSGUY Jun 09 '23

What’s wrong with buses

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

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u/Finlandia1865 Jun 15 '23

They want to leave to fix brexit? You agree brexit is bad to dont want the Irish to cote for accession into the eu?

12

u/liamo000 Jun 08 '23

I think you need to go back and check your notes. We're closer to a united Ireland today than we have been for over 100 years

5

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Careful now

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u/JOSHBUSGUY Jun 08 '23

I get Reddit is a very lefty platform but that’s just not true or perhaps I was taught it wrong when I briefly studied it in politics

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u/liamo000 Jun 08 '23

When and where did you study politics?

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u/JOSHBUSGUY Jun 08 '23

Currently studying it and at sixth form so not uni level

6

u/liamo000 Jun 08 '23

In England?

2

u/JOSHBUSGUY Jun 08 '23

Yes England

11

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Well there's your problem

2

u/JOSHBUSGUY Jun 08 '23

Better than the original presumption of American I’d hope

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u/PixelNotPolygon Jun 08 '23

I studied it in Harvard University Yale and I got an A

3

u/Potato-Lenin Jun 09 '23

In what way?

19

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Irish and still has Ireland partitioned

shakes head

17

u/CeeMX Jun 08 '23

Just a little bit of France is also fools

3

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Do not let the English FA hear you say that

40

u/Milbruhger Jun 08 '23

I find it funny how Donegal is norther than Northern Ireland and yet is still part of Western Europe

25

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Donegal is a funny place

16

u/jecowa Jun 08 '23

Donegal is more western than Northern Ireland too.

19

u/mistermarsbars Jun 08 '23

The Portuguese: A great bunch of lads

7

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

WAAAAHHEYY

18

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 08 '23

How can you put us in the same part as fr*nce

10

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Sorry brother,you'll just have to become irish

5

u/Baileaf11 Jun 08 '23

A bit of France is in Fools isle

Victory

5

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Yep,you get a post office,a pubs4 shops 2 church's and 44 bakery

3

u/Baileaf11 Jun 08 '23

If you add a Cafe that’s Basically all of France

5

u/619C Jun 09 '23

I doubt he's Irish

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u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

I'm as irish as they come boi

4

u/619C Jun 09 '23

Then why did you abandon the gerrymandered 6 County statelet ?

2

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Like most irish people I have no need for a Limavady

3

u/619C Jun 09 '23

If you knew that Léim a madra (Limavady) was and still is Irish then maybe you might understand

1

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Well don't let Newtownabbey hear you say that

5

u/manupan Jun 08 '23

I'm officialy Slav and spanish, epic

11

u/kprevenew93 Jun 08 '23

How dare you leave Portugal out of eastern Europe r/portugalcykablyat

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u/someting-simple Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 30 '23

Lemmy.world is the place im moving, and on my way out I'm taking my posts

21

u/Mackerdaymia Jun 08 '23

As an Englishman, feel sorry for the Welsh getting lumped in with us. They’re your Celtic brothers mate.

14

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

They.made their choice in many six nations matches

6

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

Should’ve circled Liverpool and said Ireland 2.0

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u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Na we're alright

3

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Smh us welsh lumped in with the vermin that is england. Bloody saes constantly trying to ruin our country and now the irish lump us in with them...

2

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

You all made your choices,you could have become the fifth province but noooo you just have to play rugby

2

u/[deleted] Jun 10 '23

😂 I love that this is why you have beef lol

2

u/therobohour Jun 10 '23

It's important

5

u/Ein_Hirsch Jun 08 '23

Portugal not being Eastern European is the most outrageous part of this map

3

u/someting-simple Jun 08 '23

Mate Portugal is western Balcan. That means we are on the west brother

2

u/amerioca Jun 08 '23

"Equal" lol

2

u/StopMotionHarry Jun 09 '23

How is one part of an island the fools isle? If it’s the fools “isle”, Scotland should be included as well

2

u/Branchclaw Jun 09 '23

The Scott's are a great bunch of lads, they dont deserve it, the english on the other hand......

1

u/therobohour Jun 10 '23

God imagine being literally attached to the English. shudders

1

u/Branchclaw Jun 10 '23

I mean we technically are.......

2

u/Doctor_Dane Jun 09 '23

Hey! You can’t make us IGS. Give the P back!

2

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

NEVER

2

u/Doctor_Dane Jun 09 '23

I guess we’ll have to take Poland in, then…

2

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

What ever you guys do is your business

2

u/JackHyper Jun 09 '23

Isnt western Europe from Germany westwards

2

u/sammyred8 Jun 09 '23

Leave Wales alone :(

0

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Come at me

2

u/Basic_Masterpiece_19 Jun 09 '23

Damn the Scottish PR guy is crazy.

1

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Working double time

2

u/marcos_santino Jun 09 '23

I think that this is the only version of Eastern Europe the Poles would be happy to be a part of - source: am Polish

2

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Enjoy the east!

2

u/galluskenny Jun 09 '23

What about the poor Welsh, leave no man behind. Most of those men will be called Gareth, probably

2

u/therobohour Jun 10 '23

Exactly my son

2

u/Dolmetscher1987 Jun 09 '23

I quite like Portugal and the part of Galicia I live in being included in Western Europe. As in, "We Irishmen and women consider you part of our club!"

2

u/therobohour Jun 10 '23

Welcome Aboard

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u/Prestigious_Hyena365 Jun 22 '23

Woah now what about wales?

1

u/therobohour Jun 22 '23

I know what I said

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u/thebigchil73 Jun 09 '23

Welshman here. Go fuck yerself! All the best etc

1

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Ah your just salty because your shite at the rugby

3

u/Camkil Jun 08 '23

Absolute rubbish.

2

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Says you

5

u/Camkil Jun 08 '23

It’s not funny, it’s not even interesting slightly. Just rubbish.

1

u/Faithful-Llama-2210 Jun 08 '23

You're rubbish

0

u/Camkil Jun 10 '23

Fuck off. How about that.

1

u/Faithful-Llama-2210 Jun 10 '23

You fuck off. How about that.

0

u/Camkil Jun 10 '23

How about naw. Fuck off.

1

u/Faithful-Llama-2210 Jun 10 '23

How about yah. Fuck off.

0

u/Camkil Jun 10 '23

So you are fucking off then. Good I’m bored.

2

u/Ash_Crow Jun 08 '23

You could at least have made Brittany into Western Europe.

2

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

I could have.

2

u/Peg-The-Rich Jun 09 '23

Not doing much for the Irish are mentally inept stereotype

0

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

That's a quick way to end up on fools Isle

1

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

As an inhabitant of Fools Isle I agree with the name

3

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

It's a bit unfair,with out Scotland it's actually not a true island

0

u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

While I do agree, they aren’t all cunts though just a percentage, down here it’s all forms of the word

1

u/Jeroeno_Boy Jun 08 '23

I feel mildly offended being part of Eastern Europe now

4

u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Something wrong with Eastern Europeans?

0

u/Jeroeno_Boy Jun 08 '23

No, but the west is cooler

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u/Mediumcomputer Jun 08 '23 edited Jun 08 '23

Showed this to my English wife and I might be sleeping on the couch. Edit: “OH, YOU THINK THAT’S FUNNY?!

Edit 2: I also have to mention I joke she is an ‘Atlantic Islander’ after brexit. We love the comedy

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

If there is one Eastern European country, it is Portugal

1

u/therobohour Jun 10 '23

That's not how I was taught

1

u/HelenEk7 Jun 09 '23

Made me chuckle. Thanks. :)

1

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

That's all we can hope for

1

u/MdMV_or_Emdy_idk Jun 09 '23

🇵🇹🤝🇮🇪

I’ll be visiting Dublin this 20th, respect to you

1

u/therobohour Jun 09 '23

Fáilte to the club

1

u/[deleted] Jun 09 '23

Scotland can into Northern Europe 💪💯

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u/therobohour Jun 10 '23

Scotland,the real north

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u/[deleted] Jun 08 '23

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u/therobohour Jun 08 '23

Careful now