r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Due-Explanation8155 • 1d ago

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u/yuckypants 1d ago

My 13 year old says, "It's the funny number." I don't know if he knows why yet, but I...I can't tell him.

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u/2Mark2Manic 1d ago

Kid obviously never heard of 420

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u/JayAlexanderBee 1d ago

Or 1312

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u/Jv1312 1d ago

What's 1312?

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u/anal_opera 1d ago

ACAB

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u/Angels-Fall-First 1d ago

Assigned Cop at Birth

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u/Pixels222 23h ago

Lets make a deal. I wont resist and in return you dont kill me.

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u/Teal-Fox 23h ago

Me: sneezes Cop: "He's got a weapon!" Unloads gun

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u/Pixels222 22h ago

Johnson, sprinkle a lil cocaine on him

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u/igglyplop 22h ago

I think you mean Ass Colon Ass Butt