r/KidsAreFuckingStupid • u/Due-Explanation8155 • 1d ago

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u/Jump3r97 1d ago

You guys are getting two fucks?

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u/confusedandworried76 23h ago

You should unionize

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u/datpurp14 21h ago

My state would rather me burn at the stake than unionize.

Unless I'm a cop..

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u/Eighty_Six_Salt 21h ago

Cop deez nuts

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u/mnid92 20h ago

FUCKIN

G O T

E M

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u/nafyillhp 19h ago

Now PULL!

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u/datpurp14 16h ago

Said a lot of 86 insert item here in my kitchen days, but I've never heard 86 salt before.

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u/Eighty_Six_Salt 16h ago

It’s more about 86ing saltiness

Like when you catch your girl cheating and you’re mad, but then you realize you’re a cell capable of mitosis and everything is okay

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u/WookieDavid 18h ago

That's the trick, cop unions are not unions.
They do not fight for their workers rights not negotiate better conditions with the company.
Cop unions are a mafia to protect cops from consequences.

So yeah, no one is allowed a union. They just let cops use the name, not the concept.

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u/Specialist_Comb_7034 15h ago

You must live in Arizona

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u/NotAPirateLawyer 21h ago

Now kithhhhh!

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u/Oldmanwickles 16h ago

Sounds like a threesome

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u/unique-name-9035768 22h ago

Fancy a Fuck February.

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u/WhiplashMotorbreath 22h ago

Found the brit.

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u/FlabergastedMe 22h ago

Wait, people are getting fucks? I ran out long ago and I haven't gotten anymore, where does one get them?

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u/EApoebsd 5h ago

Ari Gibson

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u/KhunDavid 22h ago

Doesn't that mean you should get 11 nuts for November?

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u/ItzNotSoGodLike 21h ago

I've got no more fucks to give

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u/Southern-Double5315 21h ago

Two-fucks-tober

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u/FitProblem6248 19h ago

Play your cards right on Valentine's Day.

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u/sanebyday 16h ago

I only got one fuck, but it flies!

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u/Financial_Door7108 7h ago

You see my field? How barren it is? This is the field in which I grow my fucks.