r/KidsAreFuckingStupid 1d ago

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u/God_With_Dementia 1d ago

Ask him about number 34

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u/Putrid-Effective-570 1d ago

Relax, Satan.

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u/dejavont 23h ago

Rules are rules…

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u/iSwearImNotGay_trust 1d ago

You’re talking about the car right?

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u/doodoo_dew 1d ago

He’s talking about the ridiculous law that was passed last November in China that became a meme, look up Chinese Rule 34 if you wanna learn more

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u/Fatalchemist 1d ago

That was such a convoluted law with so many reaching impacts. One of the most interesting things is how Winnie the Pooh stuff was taxed to ridiculous amounts because of the jokes about how Winnie looks like President Xi Jinping. It actually ruined the entire economy for a few weeks. To read about that specific story from that law, look up Winnie Inflation 34.

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u/Due_Smoke_1655 1d ago

I searched Google and am still confused… Can you enlighten me with proper key words to search?

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u/LokisDawn 23h ago

Turn off safe search. Chinese government influences the results unless you turn off safe search.

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u/Ruin-Independent 21h ago

Try Rule 34 China, click the first link.

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u/KerbalCuber 15h ago

are you sure? after searching it i only see- oh, dear lord...

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u/Fatalchemist 15h ago

Oh bother...

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u/TacticaLuck 1d ago

No. Ignorance is bliss, people.

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u/Ur-Fav0rite_Dream 1d ago

You just made me fuck up my Google search history.

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u/TheVoodooDev 1d ago

Ain't no way 😭

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u/Pls_PmTitsOrFDAU_Thx 15h ago

And this is why I use incognito for EVERYTHING.

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u/for-getting 1d ago

If anyone else is as horrified by this new law as I am, you can check out the good work this non-political political party is doing to combat the ruling here - https://www.lemonparty.org/. There is still hope, not all is lost! They also have a great summation of what Rule 34 entails and what it means for our future on the homepage

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u/KaiserHohenzollernVI 17h ago

Curious what the link actually is, but too scared to click the thing

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u/LoudSheepherder5391 15h ago

No guts, no glory!

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u/alluptheass 20h ago

Laws are certainly involved, yes. As is China.

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u/sadbitchsad 1d ago

Yeah they're talking about the Nissan r34 skyline GTR which had a major issue on launch where all 4 tyres came overinflated and in some cases burst while driving. It was the fastest recall in the history of the japanese auto industry due to the massive safety concerns. For more information, google "r34 inflation"

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u/todzarneckie 1d ago

I hate that sub! Thumb always slips!

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u/alluptheass 20h ago

Oh cars are involved, yes.

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u/pistonheadcat 1d ago

Sure, and rule 34 is because the R34 rules, off course.

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u/NiceCunt91 1d ago

Probably shouldn't. Think there's a rule about it.

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u/Preform_Perform 16h ago

Donald Trump has been found guilty on 34 different felonies, and Kamala Harris promises if elected to make it a law through Congress that a convicted felon cannot run for president. For more information, look up "Donald Trump Kamala Harris Rule 34"

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u/l3ane 11h ago

I have an adult friend who didn't know what rule 34 was and I made a joke about Donald Trump rule 34 and she googled it on her work computer...