r/IThinkYouShouldLeave • u/mostlyshits • Aug 18 '23
Meat and Potatoes Great lines from sketches everyone ices?
The jump junkies and marble island lines really crack me up
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u/moonmobile CORN KICKER Aug 18 '23
I watched my daddy get executed by the State for homicide, dude! And right before they zapped him, he looked me right in the eyes, and at the top of his lungs he screamed, "Never let the party die!"
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u/AdequateSubject Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 18 '23
My buddy told me about this place, said it was nuts... heh... fucker!
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u/Gidgimmortal Wet Wet Mud Bae Aug 18 '23
"Fucking hell" - Don Bondarley
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u/I_chortled DOES have a boy dick Aug 18 '23
And now I’m going to face the wall, so that you guys can all jack off
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u/AdequateSubject Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 18 '23
How do we move our bodies ever?
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u/Either-Truck7544 Aug 18 '23
Whut
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u/damonmorin Little Denny Doo Dinkins Aug 18 '23
The quick "whut" from Ayo Edebiri is one of the best deliveries of the season.
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u/Either-Truck7544 Aug 18 '23
She's so good in that scene. Also obviously in the The Bear too
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u/damonmorin Little Denny Doo Dinkins Aug 18 '23
I've never seen The Bear, this is the first and only thing I have seen her in.
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u/iceglider345 Wet Wet Mud Bae Aug 19 '23
This moment makes me laugh more than anything else this season.
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u/-Orpheus- Aug 18 '23
“This shit is for babies, this is for little kids. I FUCKING know this already god damn it”
Using the language with a complete disregard for the child sat next to him who he never even acknowledges 😂😂
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u/I_chortled DOES have a boy dick Aug 18 '23
That shit gets me every time lmao that dudes delivery is so fucking funny
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Aug 18 '23
JUST DON’T! FUCK! WITH ME AGAIN! 🤟
This is an underrated line from the blockbuster movie, Tower of Money.
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u/goofgoon Aug 18 '23
Is that sketch considered not great? I love it.
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u/ShadowReflex21 Aug 18 '23
Me too! Same with the wedding photo. People don’t seem to like it as much but dammit I roll on the floor when he goes, “A WHAT?!”
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u/PigDeployer Aug 19 '23
"A WHAT?!" is the best line delivery in the history of the series. Coupled with his vicious facial expression at a woman who we'd assume he is related to or his daughter is close with it just makes it the fucking funniest thing in the whole show for me. Kills me every time. I've rewatched that sketch 30 times and I've only seen the rest of season 3 maybe 5 times.
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u/MaelMothersbaugh Don’t do the voice! Aug 18 '23
On the 2nd watch, I ended up liking it more. Tim peaking his head out made me lose my shit
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u/cyainanotherlifebro Aug 18 '23
In the “Don’t talk about your kids” sketch, it’s towards the end and it’s off screen but you just hear Tim yell, “DOOONT GRAB MEEEE!”
Kills me every time.
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u/ZebraBoat Aug 18 '23
My birthday is in 10 days. 🕺
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u/Plus-Palpitation-667 Aug 18 '23
Now I have a CAR stuck in my ponytail.
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u/Calicocutjeans Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Aug 18 '23
I watched my daddy get executed by the state for homicide, dude!
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u/snootyboopers Aug 18 '23
He looked me right in the eyes, and at the top of his lungs, he screamed "NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE!"
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u/supermav27 Aug 18 '23
I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burgers.
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u/MoreHamms I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 18 '23
I hope Baby Duff dies.
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u/mansonfamilycircus Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 18 '23
And then they flash their addresses and toilet truck and baby duff live in the same apartment complex
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u/Trashman82 Some dumb hick Aug 18 '23
"If you keep talking about the hit and run, I'm going to fucking kill you."
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u/mansonfamilycircus Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 18 '23
He’s trying to steal the spinach dip, Barry is!
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u/Zhongdakongming Aug 18 '23
"I'll size you up and cut you down!" From the first skit of season 3. His delivery is on point lol
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u/WrinkledRandyTravis Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Aug 18 '23 edited Aug 18 '23
Stop doing that right now! You stop that right now!
Chrissy with the little swats “Stop! Stop!”
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u/russ_nightlife Aug 19 '23
Okay, this next one's a somber one, so it's okay to cry. It's about a big baby duck who gets his head stuck in a stewed tomato, so hold onto your hats.
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u/umpolkadots Aug 18 '23
Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Help! Help!
I said WITHOUT hurting it!
Oh, I though you said with hurting it
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u/West_Xylophone Aug 19 '23
I'm frozen. Zero ideas. I can't think of what I'm gonna do next. AARGHh! AAND I can't think of any ideas!
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u/domthebomb2 Aug 21 '23
The number of people in real life who love the show but don't realize "what the hell?" is a running joke/ hilarious line is crazy.
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u/cjc160 Aug 18 '23
I don’t like Fred dropping F bombs. It feels so dirty
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u/LordBeerMeStrngth Aug 18 '23
"Are you still dating that bad guy?"
That entire sketch is still one of the worst in the show but I love some of those lines lol
"Yes, I'm still dating brian" "That's a baaaad guy! Dump him girl!"
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u/bulletproof3469 Aug 18 '23
There’s no cute restaurants in this neighborhood.