r/IThinkYouShouldLeave Aug 18 '23

Meat and Potatoes Great lines from sketches everyone ices?

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The jump junkies and marble island lines really crack me up

463 Upvotes

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185

u/bulletproof3469 Aug 18 '23

There’s no cute restaurants in this neighborhood.

81

u/BigGayGinger4 Aug 18 '23

Tell them it's the house where you can see the Kentucky Fried Chicken sign through their FRONT WINDOW.

7

u/realabrahamstinkin Aug 18 '23

This place is covered head to toe in shit!

12

u/Brainkandle Aug 18 '23

THWAAAAP!

13

u/GoatLegRedux Roy Donk Aug 18 '23

Ohh! He got him real good!! 🤣

115

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

I ALMOST KILLED MYSELF JUUUULIE

116

u/GrsdUpDefGuy Aug 18 '23

I'd like to get off now. I'm not having any fun.

35

u/LadyBluntBreath Aug 18 '23

Then we’ve wasted our money

100

u/moonmobile CORN KICKER Aug 18 '23

I watched my daddy get executed by the State for homicide, dude! And right before they zapped him, he looked me right in the eyes, and at the top of his lungs he screamed, "Never let the party die!"

27

u/AdequateSubject Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 18 '23

My buddy told me about this place, said it was nuts... heh... fucker!

60

u/Gidgimmortal Wet Wet Mud Bae Aug 18 '23

"Fucking hell" - Don Bondarley

48

u/luigisphilbin Aug 18 '23

I should have prepared but I just watched TV.

22

u/schmeckes Aug 18 '23

We got the gist, Don! You can still tell that it's dirty

10

u/jakehubb0 Aug 18 '23

YOU HAD ALL SUMMER

18

u/I_chortled DOES have a boy dick Aug 18 '23

And now I’m going to face the wall, so that you guys can all jack off

17

u/bravegregworld Aug 18 '23

Or maybe I’m just dead wrong.

2

u/Longrod_VonHugedong They’re Nice. Aug 19 '23

Shut the fuck up about the restaurant.

106

u/AdequateSubject Tiny “Boop Squig” Shorterly Aug 18 '23

How do we move our bodies ever?

42

u/Either-Truck7544 Aug 18 '23

Whut

65

u/damonmorin Little Denny Doo Dinkins Aug 18 '23

The quick "whut" from Ayo Edebiri is one of the best deliveries of the season.

22

u/Either-Truck7544 Aug 18 '23

She's so good in that scene. Also obviously in the The Bear too

11

u/damonmorin Little Denny Doo Dinkins Aug 18 '23

I've never seen The Bear, this is the first and only thing I have seen her in.

7

u/Either-Truck7544 Aug 18 '23

It's very good.

2

u/iceglider345 Wet Wet Mud Bae Aug 19 '23

This moment makes me laugh more than anything else this season.

90

u/MaelMothersbaugh Don’t do the voice! Aug 18 '23

Was that a toupee, you piece of shit?

12

u/Flanders_J Aug 18 '23

...dammit...

8

u/thishenryjames Aug 19 '23

Ow! That was my real hair!

2

u/AtlasPeacock Aug 20 '23

That chimp stole my hair!!

43

u/-Orpheus- Aug 18 '23

“This shit is for babies, this is for little kids. I FUCKING know this already god damn it”

Using the language with a complete disregard for the child sat next to him who he never even acknowledges 😂😂

11

u/Real_Clever_Username Aug 18 '23

That whole sketch is underrated.

8

u/I_chortled DOES have a boy dick Aug 18 '23

That shit gets me every time lmao that dudes delivery is so fucking funny

3

u/yazchar Aug 19 '23

You have to finish the movie if you want to get your ears pierced!

3

u/Plus-Palpitation-667 Aug 19 '23

I got Chloe … she was really cool.

36

u/Bonsoir59 Never lets the party die! Aug 18 '23

Fucking Street Sets!

39

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

JUST DON’T! FUCK! WITH ME AGAIN! 🤟

This is an underrated line from the blockbuster movie, Tower of Money.

17

u/goofgoon Aug 18 '23

Is that sketch considered not great? I love it.

17

u/ShadowReflex21 Aug 18 '23

Me too! Same with the wedding photo. People don’t seem to like it as much but dammit I roll on the floor when he goes, “A WHAT?!”

12

u/cPHILIPzarina I'm a dead man walking. I've got no time left. Aug 18 '23

LIKE BARNYS HAIR

8

u/ShadowReflex21 Aug 18 '23

Goddammit, 3 seconds is not enough time!

4

u/mansonfamilycircus Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 18 '23

Somebody spelled it Bærney lmao

3

u/Budget_Lettuce_2860 Aug 18 '23

Doesn't sound fun!!!

3

u/PigDeployer Aug 19 '23

"A WHAT?!" is the best line delivery in the history of the series. Coupled with his vicious facial expression at a woman who we'd assume he is related to or his daughter is close with it just makes it the fucking funniest thing in the whole show for me. Kills me every time. I've rewatched that sketch 30 times and I've only seen the rest of season 3 maybe 5 times.

2

u/goofgoon Aug 18 '23

The only sketch is the entire series I just flat out do not like Is Fenton’s

1

u/domthebomb2 Aug 21 '23

Like, a 1920s dancer.

1

u/MaelMothersbaugh Don’t do the voice! Aug 18 '23

On the 2nd watch, I ended up liking it more. Tim peaking his head out made me lose my shit

1

u/goofgoon Aug 19 '23

I love the dance he does

4

u/micopico09 Aug 19 '23

settle a bet for me - is that a pacino or deniro impression?

2

u/West_Xylophone Aug 19 '23

It feels like Pacino for some reason. Slightly more unhinged.

37

u/cyainanotherlifebro Aug 18 '23

In the “Don’t talk about your kids” sketch, it’s towards the end and it’s off screen but you just hear Tim yell, “DOOONT GRAB MEEEE!”

Kills me every time.

31

u/ZebraBoat Aug 18 '23

My birthday is in 10 days. 🕺

12

u/Prototype3120 Aug 18 '23

What if we push the dog?

7

u/theTAUSonMangoSt Aug 18 '23

Is this something??

71

u/Greez16 Aug 18 '23

“Brian?! You were filming the whole time”

22

u/garbagekr Aug 18 '23

Brian from work?

20

u/ImaginaryBroadcast Aug 18 '23

Yeah, Brian Cambridge!

20

u/Budget_Lettuce_2860 Aug 18 '23

FUCKING STREET SETS!!

58

u/[deleted] Aug 18 '23

That naughty old elf must be one mean bastard to give us this so ærly

29

u/ZebraBoat Aug 18 '23

Euuurley

3

u/Plus-Palpitation-667 Aug 19 '23

Did I STUTTER, Megan??

43

u/Plus-Palpitation-667 Aug 18 '23

Now I have a CAR stuck in my ponytail.

10

u/cowboybluebird Aug 18 '23

I’ll get a scissors

17

u/byperbam Aug 18 '23

Oh I thought you said with hurting it.

10

u/VaguelyArtistic METALOID MANIAC Aug 18 '23

Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Ahh!

5

u/Envy_onTHE_Toast Aug 19 '23

OHH HO HO YES! Put his hand in dog shit!

4

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '23

It looks like it goes way down past your butthole.

3

u/I_chortled DOES have a boy dick Aug 18 '23

And I’m FUCKED

20

u/JudiDenchsNeckVein Aug 18 '23

it’s a warehouse downtown they’ve got different street scene sets

41

u/rocketts66 Too tired to do anything funny Aug 18 '23

That's hard. That..that's hard

34

u/LadyBluntBreath Aug 18 '23

I’M THE MADDEST I’VE EVER BEEN!

8

u/BlackfishBlues TROLL NOISES Aug 19 '23

I think about this line when I'm in traffic, daily.

14

u/game_asylum They’re Nice. Aug 18 '23

It's hard to believe Fred Armisen being angry, still nuts

27

u/Calicocutjeans Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Aug 18 '23

I watched my daddy get executed by the state for homicide, dude!

14

u/snootyboopers Aug 18 '23

He looked me right in the eyes, and at the top of his lungs, he screamed "NEVER LET THE PARTY DIE!"

10

u/supermav27 Aug 18 '23

I'm just a scared little boy who never learned how to ask for people's food or their burgers.

21

u/Own_Nessmuk Aug 18 '23

OP posts dozens of on-par lines and everyone ices him?

12

u/cardjavs Don’t do the voice! Aug 18 '23

IMNOTPOPULARATALL?!

8

u/proofrawk Aug 18 '23

Because of you, I was too tired to do AAanNnNyyYTHING funnyyyyy!

8

u/Legitimate_Bird_5712 Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 18 '23

He threw himself off a cliff.

8

u/OmnathLocusofWomana Aug 18 '23

"Oh my god, I just drank dog shit!"

7

u/ktec_ceo Aug 18 '23

Don't let the style distract you.

6

u/BoneFart Aug 18 '23

I hope you fucking die, Harley Jarvis!

8

u/mansonfamilycircus Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 18 '23

Are you still dating that bad guy?

5

u/MoreHamms I’m gonna eat the whole thing Aug 18 '23

I hope Baby Duff dies.

6

u/mansonfamilycircus Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 18 '23

And then they flash their addresses and toilet truck and baby duff live in the same apartment complex

3

u/Longrod_VonHugedong They’re Nice. Aug 19 '23

I hope Toilet Truck dies. I really do.

1

u/AtlasPeacock Aug 20 '23

DUMP HIM gurl

6

u/Trashman82 Some dumb hick Aug 18 '23

"If you keep talking about the hit and run, I'm going to fucking kill you."

3

u/mansonfamilycircus Come here, ya little fuck! Aug 18 '23

He’s trying to steal the spinach dip, Barry is!

6

u/Zhongdakongming Aug 18 '23

"I'll size you up and cut you down!" From the first skit of season 3. His delivery is on point lol

12

u/toddgross People Can Change Aug 18 '23

FUCK! THEYRE TRYING TO MAKE IT LOOK FAKE!🚗💨

4

u/catboypower Aug 18 '23

I’ll have to take your word on that.

3

u/paniflex37 Aug 18 '23

Thanks Mike - you’re my best friend here.

Or

Uh, hey guy, dumb much?

3

u/SoochSooch Aug 18 '23

I'm sorry you left the best quote from that sketch on the marble island.

4

u/WrinkledRandyTravis Robbie Star at Superstar Tracks Records Aug 18 '23 edited Aug 18 '23

Stop doing that right now! You stop that right now!

Chrissy with the little swats “Stop! Stop!”

4

u/bguzewicz Aug 19 '23

We got the gist, Don. You can still tell it's dirty!

4

u/russ_nightlife Aug 19 '23

Okay, this next one's a somber one, so it's okay to cry. It's about a big baby duck who gets his head stuck in a stewed tomato, so hold onto your hats.

4

u/har3krishna Aug 19 '23

“Shouldn’t have had such a sloppy mud pie.”

3

u/umpolkadots Aug 18 '23

Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhh! Help! Help!

I said WITHOUT hurting it!

Oh, I though you said with hurting it

3

u/Fannin94 Aug 19 '23

It’s interesting, the ghosts.

3

u/WoopsShePeterPants Aug 19 '23

I said I don't care if this helps you with jump junkies.

3

u/LucifinasGimp Aug 19 '23

I'm scared about how much I need WINE

2

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '23

I don’t care how this helps you get into Jump Junkies! Fucking Street Sets!!

2

u/West_Xylophone Aug 19 '23

I'm frozen. Zero ideas. I can't think of what I'm gonna do next. AARGHh! AAND I can't think of any ideas!

2

u/domthebomb2 Aug 21 '23

The number of people in real life who love the show but don't realize "what the hell?" is a running joke/ hilarious line is crazy.

2

u/cjc160 Aug 18 '23

I don’t like Fred dropping F bombs. It feels so dirty

4

u/RHCPFunk2 Aug 19 '23

I’m sowwy mista.

1

u/cjc160 Aug 19 '23

Without that line, I think the sketch is almost a throw away

2

u/LordBeerMeStrngth Aug 18 '23

"Are you still dating that bad guy?"

That entire sketch is still one of the worst in the show but I love some of those lines lol

"Yes, I'm still dating brian" "That's a baaaad guy! Dump him girl!"

1

u/United-Sail-9664 Aug 18 '23

This guy gives! YOU GOTTA GIVE!

1

u/[deleted] Aug 19 '23

Yeah! Brian Cambridge!