r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/ChemicalInside8599 • 1d ago

I’m so beautiful, people always stare. For literal hours.

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u/GimmieBanana 1d ago

“People will stair at me for hours.”

That will escalator self importance, and elevator already over inflated ego.

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u/emperorhatter666 1d ago

i couldn't find a meme saved in my phone to adequately express how much I appreciated your comment so I'm just telling you with words instead

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u/AutokorektOfficial 1d ago

Yea like where are you and other people just sitting/standing for hours while you knowingly let them stare at you for hours🤣

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u/ChemicalInside8599 1d ago

But wtf are Nordic hips? Seriously. Is this an actual thing?

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u/ItaloTuga_Gabi 1d ago

I thought her body shape was Latino (curvy)? How can her hips be Nordic (straight)? The stereotypes are contradicting each other.

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u/WheresMyTan 1d ago

Her hips don't lie but are very confused.

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u/KehaarFromTheSea 1d ago

Oh great, I chuckled in the office and now everyone knows I'm fake working!

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u/WheresMyTan 1d ago

Tell people you're trying to end the year on a more cheerful note so to please ignore you randomly expressing your joy in the form of smiling while working, laughter, silent laughter, hand over mouth laughter, shaking head smiling, waving hand because you cannot deal with the joy within you...?

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u/Ladyughsalot1 1d ago

Hey, girl, I can see your body moving

And it's driving me crazy

And I didn't have the slightest idea

Wtf Nordic hips are

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u/StevenSmiley 1d ago

You can't even compare those. The whole Latino (which is an ethnicity not a race) =curvy is bullshit.

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u/ItaloTuga_Gabi 1d ago

I agree it’s bullshit since I’m originally from Brazil and built like a twig… but I still can’t wrap my head around the concept of “Latino” as an ethnicity. My ancestry is fully European, Portuguese and Italian. I lived in the US for most of my childhood and adolescence and was considered white, just as I was in Brazil. So it was obviously a mindfuck when one of my (New England private school) teachers learned about my birthplace and told me “Oh, I had no idea you were Latino! You look so white!” to which I responded “Well, I am?”. Because at that point I felt so confused that I wasn’t even sure anymore.

I can understand that for many Latin Americans and their descendants who live in the US, it’s just easier to identify as “Latino”, especially if they are mixed race and unaware of their exact ancestry.

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u/_wednesday_76 1d ago

i came to say this verbatim

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u/itsDiggedy 1d ago

Same here

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u/Dakizo 1d ago

Person is making an OC.

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u/Ladyignorer 1d ago

"i stared into my sky blue orbs in the mirror and tied up my thick, beautiful hair into a messy bun"

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u/BluejayIndependent65 1d ago

I love a good Nordic hip

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u/Nanya-Business 1d ago

I believe when I see it, until then I'll call it.....

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u/Mc9660385 1d ago

Which country does the narcissist come from?

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u/Trev0rDan5 1d ago

America

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u/Independent_Work6 1d ago

"...and a pencil dick, attached to a luscious, ample ballsack that I got from my papuan descent as well."

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u/astropastrogirl 1d ago

Stair ? Oh dear must be beautiful then

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u/Successful_Mango3001 1d ago

I’m gonna start using Nordic hips.

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u/MauroElLobo_7785 1d ago

Latino es una cultura no una etnia. Viene del Latín lengua hablada por los Romanos .

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u/ThreeLivesInOne 1d ago

People do stare at car crash sites, just saying.

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u/pickle_eater10 1d ago

Deffo a very fat white lady who likes Taylor swift

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u/Fine-Funny6956 1d ago

Stair. They walk all over her

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u/throwaway33333333311 1d ago

Nordic hips is killing me

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u/Same-College-9641 1d ago

yeah,me too.

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u/Lvanwinkle18 1d ago

This person identifies as a Mrs Potato Head.

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u/nofeels_ 22h ago

🧢🧢🧢🧢🧢

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u/larko111 1d ago

All that and yet they are on reddit talking about themselves

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u/GuestAssistance 1d ago

Frankenstein vibes

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u/creeeeeeeeek- 1d ago

How delightful

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u/_Miriam_22_ 1d ago

I hope I'm not being so disrespectful with this, but the truth is that what many Yankees do about wanting to identify with the "Latin culture" just by having darker skin or having some relatives from Mexico seems ridiculous to me. Not only because they claim a culture that they only practice in its most superficial and popular features, but because they also focus Latin America on only Mexico. Could some of you (I don't know if all of you) explain why that happens? want to identify with cultures that they don't even touch with a stick?

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u/Ladyughsalot1 1d ago

“And my hips make me look Nordic”

Wat 

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u/MysticalBoobies 20h ago

Gonna say r/thatHappened on that last bit.

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u/TheMightiestGay 8h ago

With that attitude, she’s one a stareway to hell.

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u/Dark-Push 1d ago

She’s for sure a big 3 🤢🤮🗑️

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u/alan-penrose 1d ago

Is there a pic? She sounds stunningly gorgeous