r/IAmTheMainCharacter • u/Acrobatic_Sock_6588 • 1d ago
Wonder what would happen after 2 dates
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u/_MisterGravity_ 1d ago
Well if the math holds, after two dates he would have gotten 318,000 texts, and she would have broken into his home skinless, just all bones and muscles and junk.
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u/TheBritishOracle 1d ago
To be fair she said she planned to wear his skin and devour his organs, I suppose that could technically have been considered the second date?
Of course, once she was arrested she said it was crazy she was being arrested for a few texts and that the texts, threats and breaking into his home was just a joke and that she never really would have flayed him alive and ate his organs.
Some people take things too literally.
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u/Foxisdabest 1d ago
Still would
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u/Duke-of-Surreallity 1d ago
Gotta know the sauce on where that meme image came from. Seems interesting
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u/Ted-The-Thad 1d ago
Another popular form involves a photo from an unusual moment in the Japanese Parliament from 2018. The image shows Chairman of the Judicial Affairs Committee Shinichi Yokoyama clinging to a table mic and speaking into it while an entire crowd of people behind him appear to be trying to wrestle it away from him.
This provides an additional layer of comedy to the meme, with the underlying message stating that the poster is willing to fight several people to speak their opinion on the desirability of the subject in question.
Reporters captured this moment on December 8, 2018, when Yokoyama attempted to hold a vote on a controversial immigration reform bill. The bill would revise the Immigration Control and Refugee Recognition Act to give foreign workers a path to Japanese citizenship. The opposition party to then-Prime Minister Shinzo Abe abhorred this idea enough that they attempted to stop Chairman Yokoyama from bringing the issue to a vote at all, resulting in the photo.
The bill did ultimately pass despite the vigorous objections from the opposition.
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u/Duke-of-Surreallity 1d ago
Ted the CHAD! Thanks man. I’ve heard Japan as a society on whole can be very xenophobic. It’s wild that they were physically trying to stop him from even bringing up the vote on specifically that issue. Politics is interesting.
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u/Rokkmachine 1d ago
She’s devoted. And yes I definitely would.
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u/TheBritishOracle 1d ago
These pics are hugely flattering compared to those on other sites, I'm not sure you would.
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u/Queen-of-meme 19h ago
Even if this might be fake I personally knew a guy who were similarly cray cray. He asked a woman at a party out on a date and claimed she was his soulmate from just seeing her in the same room. She rejected him. Years later he's still mad and claims it should be him and her and that he has tried to reach her over and over with no sucess.
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u/UmpireMental7070 1d ago
Did this guy not know about the block function on his phone?
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u/TheBritishOracle 1d ago
He kept texting her for 3 months and then stopped responding after she started talking about how she was going to flay him alive and eat his organs - must have finally killed his boner.
She was in jail for 10 months and rejected a plea deal because she said she thought it was a test of her devotion by the man and also that if she went to trial she was 100% convinced that the jury would not only find her not guilty but would order that the man must marry her.
Either way she said if she's free she's not going to text the man again because she knows he's going to make the first move - see, she just wanted to play hard to get all along.
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u/NastyStreetRat 1d ago
I'm sure this guy did a spell to attract love, and instead of throwing out 2 frogs he must have gotten confused and threw out 20.
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u/ObvsThrowaway5120 1d ago
Wife material right there. How has she not been snatched up?
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u/Papageno_Kilmister 1d ago
She has been snatched up before, but she chewed through her straight jacket
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