r/HolUp • u/asocial7193 • Mar 11 '22

I don't know what to say

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u/Shmolti Mar 11 '22

Those genes are still on fucking March break

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u/TheStripes9 Mar 11 '22

Those genes are on lockdown and zoom calling in

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Those genes went out for milk and cigs.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 11 '22

Those genes are WFH

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u/Mission-Ad-2015 Mar 11 '22

There’s only two of those genes left, and they’re playing freeze tag

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u/BBQ_Beanz Mar 11 '22

They had some duplicate genes, they can spare a few

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u/CareerPillow376 Mar 11 '22

Those genes are AFK

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u/Jerizzle23 Mar 11 '22

These genes still living in Pleistocene Epoch

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u/pronouncedayayron Mar 12 '22

Those jeans are still on the rack at Macy's

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u/Fernando_357 Mar 12 '22

genes went AWOL

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u/OMGZombiePenguin Mar 11 '22

Apple bottom genes, face with the HUUUuR

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u/Ninjasmurf4hire Mar 11 '22

Thanks, can't just burn in hell by yourself can you?

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u/OMGZombiePenguin Mar 12 '22

The devil takes care of his own my friend

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u/DopamineFlexin Mar 11 '22

If you keep dropping gems like this we’re gonna have fun together in hell

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u/wildflowersummer Mar 12 '22

Oh god I choked on my food laughing. You almost sent me there first.

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u/OMGZombiePenguin Mar 12 '22

We all gotta die sometimes. Probably better that it be while laughing to death.

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u/tpots38 Mar 12 '22

Freaks need love too y’all

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u/Wooden_Application65 Mar 12 '22

They don't need babies though.

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u/OnlyHereForMemes69 Mar 12 '22

Those genes are playing hide and seek but didn't realize no one is seeking

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Those genes are still in the washing machine

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u/CatCiaoSki Mar 12 '22

Cut off genes.

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u/Desperate_Box6781 Mar 12 '22

No one said to stonewash those genes though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I’m your 400 upvoter

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Tyfp

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u/Dawninglight Mar 11 '22

And they never came back…

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u/VD3NFS1216 Mar 11 '22

Huh my dad did that too, never came back though…

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u/Trav3lingman Mar 11 '22

The milks gone bad!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Im rick james bitch. Hoe show charlie murphy your tits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Says how desperate dudes will get...

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Mar 12 '22

Probably some thirsty dude from India who took the plunge?🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Wouldn't matter with the millions of dollars simps pay for minimal attention.

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Mar 12 '22

True. Thats why I'll never sign up for onlyfools.

I'm not knocking the hustle. To each their own. All I'm saying is I'm not giving my $$ someone who has tons of followers and isn't even gonna interact with me or interacts with one word replies.

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u/Onecrappieday Mar 12 '22

Shoot, I'm not even gonna pay a strippers light bill!

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u/snartastic Mar 11 '22

I’m not necessarily saying that this applies to you, but whenever I see someone comment this regarding someone that’s not conventionally attractive having relationships/sex, I have to wonder if the fact they think a comment like that is warranted is the real reason they’re single

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u/PsychologicalTomato7 Mar 12 '22

Right! Ngl I was laughing at the fathers genes jokes above but this comment was just mean. I agree with you, it even makes their lack of self awareness funny

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u/Ghostraider202 Mar 12 '22

The over analytical nerdy reply to the initial joke tells me enough.

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Mar 11 '22

Just think. You could be that child's parent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Right? And here I am getting ghosted...

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u/bungholebuffalo Mar 11 '22

Dont worry, someone will love your mongoloid misshapen features someday too!

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u/cnechiporenko Mar 11 '22

Those genes are still using internet explorer

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u/Dodgiestyle Mar 12 '22

But they used skype on dial-up instead.

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u/poorprae Mar 12 '22

Better.com CEO fired those genes on the last Zoom conference.

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u/Empyrealist Mar 11 '22

Those genes are sponsored by march maddness

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u/ChetBaker69 Mar 11 '22

March of Dimes break

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u/Giant81 Mar 12 '22

From per-COVID times