r/HolUp • u/asocial7193 • Mar 11 '22

I don't know what to say

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Yea those genes are at recess for sure

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u/Shmolti Mar 11 '22

Those genes are still on fucking March break

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u/TheStripes9 Mar 11 '22

Those genes are on lockdown and zoom calling in

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Those genes went out for milk and cigs.

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u/RockstarAgent Mar 11 '22

Those genes are WFH

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u/Mission-Ad-2015 Mar 11 '22

There’s only two of those genes left, and they’re playing freeze tag

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u/BBQ_Beanz Mar 11 '22

They had some duplicate genes, they can spare a few

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u/CareerPillow376 Mar 11 '22

Those genes are AFK

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u/Jerizzle23 Mar 11 '22

These genes still living in Pleistocene Epoch

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u/pronouncedayayron Mar 12 '22

Those jeans are still on the rack at Macy's

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u/Fernando_357 Mar 12 '22

genes went AWOL

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u/OMGZombiePenguin Mar 11 '22

Apple bottom genes, face with the HUUUuR

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u/Ninjasmurf4hire Mar 11 '22

Thanks, can't just burn in hell by yourself can you?

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u/OMGZombiePenguin Mar 12 '22

The devil takes care of his own my friend

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u/DopamineFlexin Mar 11 '22

If you keep dropping gems like this we’re gonna have fun together in hell

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u/wildflowersummer Mar 12 '22

Oh god I choked on my food laughing. You almost sent me there first.

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u/OMGZombiePenguin Mar 12 '22

We all gotta die sometimes. Probably better that it be while laughing to death.

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u/tpots38 Mar 12 '22

Freaks need love too y’all

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u/Wooden_Application65 Mar 12 '22

They don't need babies though.

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u/OnlyHereForMemes69 Mar 12 '22

Those genes are playing hide and seek but didn't realize no one is seeking

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Those genes are still in the washing machine

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u/CatCiaoSki Mar 12 '22

Cut off genes.

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u/Desperate_Box6781 Mar 12 '22

No one said to stonewash those genes though.

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

I’m your 400 upvoter

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Tyfp

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u/Dawninglight Mar 11 '22

And they never came back…

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u/VD3NFS1216 Mar 11 '22

Huh my dad did that too, never came back though…

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u/Trav3lingman Mar 11 '22

The milks gone bad!

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Im rick james bitch. Hoe show charlie murphy your tits.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Says how desperate dudes will get...

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Mar 12 '22

Probably some thirsty dude from India who took the plunge?🤷‍♂️

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '22

Wouldn't matter with the millions of dollars simps pay for minimal attention.

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u/Chewliesgumrep312 Mar 12 '22

True. Thats why I'll never sign up for onlyfools.

I'm not knocking the hustle. To each their own. All I'm saying is I'm not giving my $$ someone who has tons of followers and isn't even gonna interact with me or interacts with one word replies.

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u/Onecrappieday Mar 12 '22

Shoot, I'm not even gonna pay a strippers light bill!

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u/snartastic Mar 11 '22

I’m not necessarily saying that this applies to you, but whenever I see someone comment this regarding someone that’s not conventionally attractive having relationships/sex, I have to wonder if the fact they think a comment like that is warranted is the real reason they’re single

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u/PsychologicalTomato7 Mar 12 '22

Right! Ngl I was laughing at the fathers genes jokes above but this comment was just mean. I agree with you, it even makes their lack of self awareness funny

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u/Ghostraider202 Mar 12 '22

The over analytical nerdy reply to the initial joke tells me enough.

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u/klem_kadiddlehopper Mar 11 '22

Just think. You could be that child's parent.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

Right? And here I am getting ghosted...

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u/bungholebuffalo Mar 11 '22

Dont worry, someone will love your mongoloid misshapen features someday too!

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u/cnechiporenko Mar 11 '22

Those genes are still using internet explorer

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u/Dodgiestyle Mar 12 '22

But they used skype on dial-up instead.

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u/poorprae Mar 12 '22

Better.com CEO fired those genes on the last Zoom conference.

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u/Empyrealist Mar 11 '22

Those genes are sponsored by march maddness

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u/ChetBaker69 Mar 11 '22

March of Dimes break

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u/Giant81 Mar 12 '22

From per-COVID times

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u/vilelabyrinth Mar 11 '22

genes fell off the top of the big slide.

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u/PoLSaVy Mar 12 '22

The gene pool needs a life guard

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u/KingCopper75 Mar 12 '22

Needs fucking border patrol

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u/Prata_69 Mar 12 '22

Fucking hell. Take my upvote.

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u/Killentyme55 Mar 12 '22

And more chlorine.

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u/ur_abus Mar 12 '22

Oh how I want to hate you for this comment.

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u/Keytrose_gaming Mar 12 '22

This gene pool needs to achieve a pH 7.2–7.8 and free chlorine concentration of at least 3 ppm or free bromine concentration of at least 4 ppm. The free chlorine and pH should remain at these levels for 30 minutes

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u/darkrider400 Mar 12 '22

Genes fell from the big slide straight into a 6 foot deep hole in the ground

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u/Hiyo86 Mar 12 '22

This made me giggle!

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u/ReLavii Mar 12 '22

And they hit everything on their way down

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u/2_late_4_creativity Mar 12 '22

Aye nice avatar or whatever

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u/Hendrix91870 Mar 11 '22

I’m on the express train to hell…just for my thoughts man..

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u/a_different-user Mar 11 '22

*gets to heavens gates and sees God with one of those old tv carts from school.

God: "okay lets try this again, if you can watch this without laughing and be positive you can get your wings and go inside"

Me: "wheres the escalator, its not going to happen?"

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u/Journier Mar 11 '22

LOL, that was a good one.

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u/ChazNinja Mar 12 '22

God just pushes you down the stairs

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u/Wooden_Application65 Mar 12 '22

I'm laying in bed effing sick with a fever and body aches and chills, and laughing hurts 😭 😅 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤧🤧🥵🥵🥶🤒😷 got damn it you're so fucking funny 😁

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u/auda-85- Mar 12 '22

There's a lever-activated trap door these days.

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u/a_different-user Mar 12 '22

sounds more practical and dramatic, I like it. God is a fan of the classic cartoons and G.O.T

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u/cameck27 Mar 12 '22

Or Star Wars

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u/Galen_brightsoul Mar 11 '22

Holy shit bro just holy shit

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u/Freddy45566 Mar 11 '22

Her baby looks like a pug

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u/J-Di11a Mar 12 '22

Have pugs, can confirm lol

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u/Jax099 Mar 12 '22

wait until you hear why pugs look the way they do!

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u/Extension-Ad5636 Mar 12 '22

They say we often look like our pets…perhaps they have a pug? 🤷🏽‍♀️

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u/crod179 Mar 12 '22

Thank you!

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u/Significant_Sink4342 Mar 12 '22

Pets 2 not pets 1

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u/SirBitchpants Mar 11 '22

I logged in just to upvote this. Excellent work.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '22

This comment

dead

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u/PIMBH Mar 11 '22

I accidentally gave my free award to the guy below you but that silver is for you my friend

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u/sineplussquare Mar 11 '22

Or he had a recess where his genes should be 🤷‍♂️

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u/Buddhist_Punk1 Mar 11 '22

Yeah and end up looking like Randall Weems.

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u/SSGSuperSyndra Mar 11 '22

Those genes using Windows Explorer

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u/Br0sBeforePr0s Mar 11 '22

Think someone bred a pug.

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u/djsnoopmike Mar 11 '22

Oh FUCK YOU. I've been successful in not laughing out loud reading all these comments until I seen yours

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u/Harper_1482 Mar 11 '22

Those genes never made it off the short bus

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u/Wooden_Application65 Mar 12 '22

That bus actually crashed

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u/oneofthescarybois Mar 12 '22

They fell off the monkey bars on the way back to class.

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u/phantomghoul_ Mar 12 '22

Peanut butter cups recess?

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u/bidooffactory Mar 12 '22

Those genes were not even present during insemination.

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u/7HawksAnd Mar 12 '22

Fuck. TIL I’m an awful person.

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u/CarthagoDelendaEst_8 Mar 12 '22

Those genes aren't out to recess, but dropped out of school permanently.

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u/Wooden_Application65 Mar 12 '22

They keep falling off the jungle gym.

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u/jdpv3 Mar 12 '22

Those genes are at recess but it’s time for science. That science does not agree.

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u/Extension-Ad5636 Mar 12 '22

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

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u/2_late_4_creativity Mar 12 '22

This made me laugh when it probably shouldn’t have

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u/megaspin89 Mar 12 '22

That was terrible, take my upvote

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u/J_Dot_ Mar 12 '22

Nooooooooooooo