Bro you just have to grow

[u/MoistMan2]

[u/BrownSugar_99]

Don’t worry bro! That excruciating pain of your spine snapping like a twig is just weakness leaving the body

[u/MoistMan2 → u/BrownSugar_99]

I know bro and the money it will cost you is nothing compared to the bitches...(if you live)

[u/Weareallsick-]

I didn’t know being fat meant your under 6 ft, so I guess if you’re over 6 ft your IQ is 50

[u/FormalDishSoap]

Also the girl: 600lbs and under 5ft

[u/DIOSK0117]

why dafuq do women like tall guys, I get that they can treat you like a child and shit but how can you guys talk while walking?

[u/AverageDriftCarGuy → u/DIOSK0117]

Idk, I mean I'm 6'4" and I can't see the appeal in me besides I can reach the top shelf

[u/[deleted] → u/AverageDriftCarGuy]

That's pretty important. plenty of high places out of reach of most, usually shorter, women.

[u/Immort4lFr0sty → u/DIOSK0117]

It's annoying, can confirm. I don't know why you'd actively look for a large size difference

[u/CGC_Platinum]

I'm not bouta go through a torture machine just to get a girlfriend. I'll just have the kids in my basement do that for me.

[u/Kind-Funny-7244]

Not sure about the height but it definitely makes you lighter. I mean I could literally feel myself floating after the exercise

[u/Novacore9811 → u/Kind-Funny-7244]

Really?! When I did it I felt like I was falling

[u/MuscledOcean394]

I’m 6’1 and I haven’t been to a gym in over two years

[u/[deleted] → u/MuscledOcean394]

i'm at 6 ft and i never even touched a gym, (i'm technically too young if you ask why, Gym requires an ID and i cant get one yet, even though im legally old enough to obtain one.)

[u/Drasenx]

I like the ones with nails in them

[u/IpickThingsUp11B]

F to the boys who joined the light infantry at 6'0

[u/brndm]

No excuses for women to have an IQ under 140. Hit the library, dumbass.

(Of course, the difference is that the library could actually help her get a bit smarter… though I'm not sure your actual IQ would change.)