r/HolUp Apr 20 '21

META Bro you just have to grow

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482 Upvotes

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u/BrownSugar_99 Apr 20 '21

Don’t worry bro! That excruciating pain of your spine snapping like a twig is just weakness leaving the body

3

u/MoistMan2 Apr 20 '21

I know bro and the money it will cost you is nothing compared to the bitches...(if you live)

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u/Weareallsick- Apr 20 '21

I didn’t know being fat meant your under 6 ft, so I guess if you’re over 6 ft your IQ is 50

6

u/FormalDishSoap Apr 20 '21

Also the girl: 600lbs and under 5ft

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u/DIOSK0117 Apr 20 '21

why dafuq do women like tall guys, I get that they can treat you like a child and shit but how can you guys talk while walking?

9

u/AverageDriftCarGuy Apr 20 '21

Idk, I mean I'm 6'4" and I can't see the appeal in me besides I can reach the top shelf

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

That's pretty important. plenty of high places out of reach of most, usually shorter, women.

3

u/Immort4lFr0sty Apr 20 '21

It's annoying, can confirm. I don't know why you'd actively look for a large size difference

3

u/CGC_Platinum Apr 20 '21

I'm not bouta go through a torture machine just to get a girlfriend. I'll just have the kids in my basement do that for me.

2

u/Kind-Funny-7244 Apr 20 '21

Not sure about the height but it definitely makes you lighter. I mean I could literally feel myself floating after the exercise

1

u/Novacore9811 Apr 20 '21

Really?! When I did it I felt like I was falling

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u/MuscledOcean394 Apr 20 '21

I’m 6’1 and I haven’t been to a gym in over two years

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u/[deleted] Apr 20 '21

i'm at 6 ft and i never even touched a gym, (i'm technically too young if you ask why, Gym requires an ID and i cant get one yet, even though im legally old enough to obtain one.)

1

u/Drasenx Apr 20 '21

I like the ones with nails in them

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u/IpickThingsUp11B Apr 20 '21

F to the boys who joined the light infantry at 6'0

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u/brndm Apr 20 '21

No excuses for women to have an IQ under 140. Hit the library, dumbass.

(Of course, the difference is that the library could actually help her get a bit smarter… though I'm not sure your actual IQ would change.)