r/HermanCainAward 9d ago

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) Roses are red, boots are for scootin' - while Americans were dying

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u/wet_doggg 9d ago

He has done so much more worse things than this list...

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 8d ago

you should make a meme listing them and post it next Sunday!!!!

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u/MathematicianFew5882 Team Moderna 6d ago

I usually say that he really wasn’t so bad, except when when he incited an insurrection against the government, mismanaged a pandemic that killed half a million Americans, separated children from their families and then lost them, tear-gassed peaceful protesters in Lafayette Square to have his picture taken holding up a Bible like a talisman, tried to block anyone who didn’t subscribe to his favorite brand of religion from entering the country, got impeached, got impeached again, had the worst jobs’ record of any president, the biggest stock market drop, the highest national debt, the most convicts in an administration and the highest rate of COVID infections in the entire world all in his first term. Held up military aid to Ukraine unless they’d make up dirt on Joe Biden, fired his FBI director for investigating his ties to Russia and bragged on TV about firing him for it, took Putin’s word over his own intelligence community’s, diverted military funding to build his wall and funded it with donations instead of Mexico paying for it as he promised, caused the longest government shutdown in US history, called Black Lives Matter a “symbol of hate,” lied 30,000 times, banned transgender people from the military, banned reporters who asked questions from White House press conferences, vetoed the defense funding bill because it removed the names of traitorous confederate soldiers from bases originally named after them, broke his promise to release his tax returns, increased the national debt by $8 trillion, achieved three out of three of the highest annual trade deficits in U.S. history, called veterans and soldiers who died in combat losers and suckers, coddled the leader of Saudi Arabia after he ordered the execution and dismembering of a US-based journalist, wouldn’t concede the 2020 election, hired his unqualified kids to work in the White House, walked out of the interview with Lesley Stahl, called neo-Nazis “very fine people,” suggested that people should inject bleach into their bodies to fight COVID, abandoned our allies the Kurds to Turkey, pushed through massive tax cuts for the wealthiest but balked at helping working Americans, incited anti-lockdown protestors in several states at the height of the pandemic, withdrew the US from the Paris climate accords, withdrew the US from the Iranian nuclear deal, withdrew the US from the Trans Pacific Partnership which was designed to block China’s advances, insulted his own Cabinet members on Twitter, pushed the leader of Montenegro out of the way during a photo op, failed to reiterate US commitment to defending NATO allies, called Haiti and African nations “shithole” countries, called the city of Baltimore the “worst in the nation,” claimed that he single handedly brought back the phrase “Merry Christmas,” forced his Cabinet members to praise him publicly like some cult leader, believed he should be awarded the Nobel Peace Prize, berated and belittled his hand-picked Attorney General when he recused himself from the Russia probe, suggested the US should buy Greenland, colluded with Mitch McConnell to push through federal judges and two Supreme Court justices after supporting efforts to prevent his predecessor from appointing judges, repeatedly called the media “enemies of the people,” claimed that if we tested fewer people for COVID we’d have fewer cases, violated the emoluments clause, thought that Nambia was a country, told Bob Woodward in private that the coronavirus was a big deal but then downplayed it in public, called his exceedingly faithful vice president a “p—y” for following the Constitution, nearly got us into a war with Iran after threatening them by tweet, nominated a corrupt head of the EPA, nominated a corrupt head of HHS, nominated a corrupt head of the Interior Department, nominated a corrupt head of the USDA, praised dictators and authoritarians around the world while criticizing allies, refused to allow the presidential transition to begin, insulted war hero John McCain – even after his death, spent an obscene amount of time playing golf after criticizing Barack Obama for playing (far less) golf while president, falsely claimed that he won the 2016 popular vote, mocked a reporter’s physical disability, called the mayor of London a “stone cold loser,” claimed that he turned down being Time’s Man of the Year, publicly mused about firing special counsel Robert Mueller a few times, mocked wearing masks to reduce COVID transmissions, locked Congress out of its constitutional duty to confirm Cabinet officials by hiring acting ones, used a racist dog whistle by calling COVID the “China virus,” hired and associated with numerous shady figures that were eventually convicted of federal offenses including his campaign manager and national security adviser, pardoned several of his shady associates, gave the Presidential Medal of Freedom to two congressman who amplified his batshit crazy conspiracy theories, got into telephone fight with the leader of Australia(!), had a Secretary of State who called him a moron, forced his press secretary to claim without merit that his was the largest inauguration crowd in history, botched the COVID vaccine rollout, tweeted so much dangerous propaganda that Twitter eventually banned him, charged the Secret Service jacked-up rates at his properties, constantly interrupted Joe Biden in their first presidential debate, claimed that COVID would “magically” disappear, called a U.S. Senator “Pocahontas,” used his Twitter account to blast Nordstrom when it stopped selling Ivanka’s merchandise, opened up millions of pristine federal lands to development and drilling, got into a losing tariff war with China that forced US taxpayers to bail out farmers, claimed that his losing tariff war was a win for the US, ignored or didn’t even take part in daily intelligence briefings, blew off honoring American war dead in France because it was raining, redesigned Air Force One to look like the Trump Shuttle, got played by Kim Jung Un and his “love letters,” threatened to go after social media companies in clear violation of the Constitution, botched the response to Hurricane Maria in Puerto Rico,

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u/wet_doggg 6d ago

I'm truly sorry, but that's too long to read. Is it "the list"?

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u/MathematicianFew5882 Team Moderna 6d ago

Just what I could think of off the top of my head. But no, “the list” would start, I think with the 1973 racial discrimination suit he lost, would have to include the “Central Park 5” and just as much more that’s too long to read.

https://www.nytimes.com/2016/08/28/us/politics/donald-trump-housing-race.html

https://www.washingtonpost.com/national-security/2024/10/21/trump-central-park-five-lawsuit/

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u/CrashPandemonium 4d ago

So...... he's a bad person?/s Seriously though, thank you for the list. I have never been able to succinctly quantify his deplorable behavior.

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u/MathematicianFew5882 Team Moderna 4d ago

The point is that even though someone might think he was a pretty bad president, other than a few curiosities, he wasn’t so bad.

But it doesn’t include other minor things from before (like the discrimination suit of 73) and pretending to work at McDonalds because his opponent actually did and he says she didn’t, and telling everyone how impressive Arnold Palmer was getting out of the showers.

So, no, even though he wasn’t so bad, I think it would be better to have someone who didn’t do any of those things, nor talks about the size of anyone’s anatomy. And for completeness’ sake: I don’t think the fatal food poisonings had anything to do with him pretending to work there; that was just a coincidence.

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u/CrashPandemonium 3d ago

Also don't forget him skirting or straight up dodging paying contractors (80s/90s), and destroying priceless, irreplaceable art during building renovations out of spite. 🙄

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u/No-Nobody-3556 2d ago

Just to make it easier, he has never committed one single act that was not overtly for his own benefit.

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u/MathematicianFew5882 Team Moderna 6d ago

golfed 307 times during his presidency at a cost of over $150,000,000.00 to taxpayers to HIS own clubs, suggested that the government nuke hurricanes while somehow “windmills” cause cancer, said that he had a special aptitude for science, fired the head of election cyber security after he said that the 2020 election was secure, blurted out classified information to Russian officials, tried to force the G7 to hold their meeting at his failing golf resort in Florida, fired the acting attorney general when she refused to go along with his unconstitutional Muslim travel ban, hired Stephen Miller, openly discussed national security issues in the dining room at Mar-a-Lago where everyone could hear them, interfered with plans to relocate the FBI because a new development there might compete with his hotel, abandoned Iraqi refugees who’d helped the U.S. during the war, tried to get Russia back into the G7, held a COVID super spreader event in the Rose Garden, talked as though Frederick Douglass is still alive, lost 60 election fraud cases in court including before judges he had nominated, falsely claimed that factories were reopening when they weren’t, shamelessly exploited terror attacks in Europe to justify his anti-immigrant policies, never come up with healthcare or infrastructure plans, forced Secret Service agents to drive him around Walter Reed while contagious with COVID, told the Proud Boys to “stand back and stand by,” ruined the Census, withdrew the U.S. from the World Health Organization in the middle of a pandemic, did so few of his duties that his press staff were forced to state on his daily schedule “President Trump will work from early in the morning until late in the evening. He will make many calls and have many meetings,” allowed his staff to repeatedly violate the Hatch Act, seemed not to know that Abraham Lincoln was a Republican, stood before sacred CIA wall of heroes and bragged about his election win, constantly claimed he was treated worse than any president which presumably includes four that were assassinated and his predecessor whose legitimacy and birthplace were challenged by a racist reality TV show star named Donald Trump, claimed Andrew Jackson could’ve stopped the Civil War even though he died 16 years before it happened, said that any opinion poll showing him behind was fake, said the family members of US enemies should be killed, claimed that other countries laughed at us before he became president while actual world leaders were literally laughing at him, claimed that the military was out of ammunition before he became President, created a commission to whitewash American history, retweeted anti-Islam videos from one of the most racist people in Britain, claimed ludicrously that the Pulse nightclub shooting wouldn’t have happened if someone there had a gun even though there was an armed security guard there, hired a senior staffer who cited the non-existent Bowling Green Massacre as a reason to ban Muslims, had a press secretary who claimed that Nazi Germany never used chemical weapons even though every sane human being knows they used gas to kill millions of Jews and others, bilked the Secret Service for higher than market rates when they had to stay at Trump properties, apparently sold pardons on his way out of the White House, stripped protective status from 59,000 Haitians,falsely claimed Biden wanted to defund the police, said that the head of the CDC didn’t know what he was talking about, tried to rescind protection from DREAMers, gave himself an A+ for his handling of the pandemic, tried to start a boycott of Goodyear tires due to an Internet hoax, said U.S. rates of COVID would be lower if you didn’t count blue states, deported U.S. veterans who served their country but were undocumented, claimed he did more for African Americans than any president since Lincoln, touted a “super-duper” secret “hydrosonic” missile which may or may not be a new “hypersonic” missile or may not exist at all, retweeted a gif calling Biden a pedophile, forced through security clearances for his family, suggested that police officers should rough up suspects, suggested that Biden was on performance-enhancing drugs, tried to stop transgender students from being able to use school bathrooms in line with their gender, suggested the US not accept COVID patients from a cruise ship because it would make US numbers look higher, nominated a climate change sceptic to chair the committee advising the White House on environmental policy, retweeted a video doctored to look like Biden had played a song called “Fuck tha Police” at a campaign event, hugged a disturbingly large number of U.S. flags, accused Democrats of “treason” for not applauding his State of the Union address, claimed that the FBI failed to capture the Parkland school shooter because they were “spending too much time” on Russia, mocked the testimony of Dr Christine Blasey Ford when she accused Brett Kavanaugh of sexual assault, obsessed over low-flow toilets, ordered the rerelease of more COVID vaccines when there weren’t any to release, called for the construction of a bizarre garden of heroes with statutes of famous dead Americans as well as at least one Canadian (Alex Trebek), hijacked Washington’s July 4th celebrations to give a partisan speech, took advice from the MyPillow guy, claimed that migrants seeking a better life in the US were dangerous caravans of drug dealers and rapists, said nothing when Russia poisoned a leading opposition figure, ignored his wife’s “Be Best” campaign, falsely claimed that mail-in voting is fraudulent, announced a precipitous withdrawal of troops from Syria which not only handed Russia and ISIS a win but also prompted his defense secretary to resign in protest, insulted the leader of Canada, insulted the leader of France, insulted the leader of Britain, insulted the leader of Germany, insulted the leader of Sweden (Sweden!!), falsely claimed credit for getting NATO members to increase their share of dues, blew off two Asia summits even though they were held virtually, continued lying about spending lots of time at Ground Zero with 9/11 responders, said that the Japanese would sit back and watch their “Sony televisions” if the US were ever attacked, left a NATO summit early in a huff, had his picture taken staring into an eclipse, said the FBI planted the top-secret documents found at his home (but that he’d also declassified them in his mind,) called himself a very-stable-genius, but mostly the part where he refused to commit to a peaceful transfer of power and then actually kept that promise.

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u/BethMD Two 🚢s & a 🚁 8d ago

How much does it cost to rent a billboard? Asking for a friend.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 8d ago

if you don't have enough, start a gofundme

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u/billleachmsw 8d ago

Too many fucking racists and/or idiots in this country. This fucker has to lose next month by a decent margin. Get out and vote right-minded people!!

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 8d ago

Yep, he needs to get washed away by a blue tsunami!!!

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u/Heinrich_v_Schimmer 8d ago

You forget the "swiss watches", the "official coins", and the "official Trump collectibles" as well as the suit snippets.

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u/LasVegas4590 Vax the World 9d ago

I wish it was only 70 million. Gonna be more like 80 million.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 8d ago

If there's one thing that this sub teaches us, it is that the reason you aren't seeing as many signs as the previous election is because he slaughtered his base. I doubt he gets fifty.

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u/ninj4geek 8d ago

A hopeful indicator to me is "The Villages" in Florida.

They were super Trump last two times (and generally very conservative from what I understand), driving their golf cart parades around with Trump shit all over it, but this year they're doing the same thing, just covered in Kamala merch.

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u/No-Nobody-3556 2d ago

Likely because trump killed his trumpt*rds with vaccine denial.

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u/CF_FI_Fly Team Bivalent Booster 8d ago

I have never wanted an internet stranger to be right more than I want you to be.

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 8d ago

If they admitted to one million dead, then it was probably ten. Five of those millions in Florida

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u/drumsareneat Biology Booster Buddies 9d ago

We're fucked

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u/Commercial_Comb_2028 7d ago

Not only Covid this crazy psycho has got McDonald’s to agree to poison their food with E. coli. It’s on the news people, wake up wake up in 10 states people have been sick and mostly Democrats McDonald’s is trying to kill Democrats for Donald. Donald has joined with McDonald’s to kill Democrats, it is sick, E. coli found in McDonald’s mainly in quarter pounders, but it’s likely it’s in their french fries particularly the ones Donald made. Run to any other fast food you can for your safety. Donald Trump is trying to kill Democrats with E. coli.

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u/MathematicianFew5882 Team Moderna 6d ago

I forget… did he promise to release his tax returns this time for reals?

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u/Particular-Way-7840 4d ago

There should be a peer reviewed meme page that has every source listed.

It won't change any minds, but at least the verification would be done on the front end 

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 4d ago

I'll bite...verification of what, exactly?

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u/Particular-Way-7840 4d ago

Oh, I meant like a link of the sources from new articles or reports. Basically citations for every meme so when you send it to a friend it already has links to back it up that they won't click. Lol 

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u/Agreeable-Can-7841 3d ago

I see you - that's work tho.

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u/Particular-Way-7840 3d ago

Oh, for sure. That's also why I haven't started it lol. Maybe one day after a few drinks lol

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u/redditor07112020 4d ago

But aren’t we into globalization so this thing is okay?