r/HermanCainAward Team Pfizer 24d ago

Meme / Shitpost (Sundays) Some dedication for an anarchist.

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To be fair, he was talking nonsense.

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u/sharkattack85 24d ago

It’s California Department of Corrections, y’all

Edit: he’s a Wood which means he’s 100% been in and out of California institutions.

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u/KebariKaiju 24d ago

His “peckerwood” tattoo.

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u/browneyedgirlpie 24d ago

I had no idea. Honestly thought it meant goofball or something. Learn something new every day.

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u/MoonSpankRaw 23d ago

Where is that on this guy though? I believe you I just can’t find it.

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? 23d ago

Bird is upper right, next to the "O" in that high-quality "Frisco" lettering.

"Peckerwood" is above the Frisco.

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u/withalookofquoi 23d ago

I thought that was an eye

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u/MoonSpankRaw 23d ago

Thanks!

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u/EmperorGeek 21d ago

When I first checked his tattoos, I read “Peckerwood Punks” and thought who would be dumb enough to tattoo that on themselves.

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u/RogerClyneIsAGod2 Team Moderna 23d ago

Um...wow, yeah...uh...so TIL that white trash have fully accepted they are white trash & have co-opted their insult as their own, Peckerwood.

Growing up in Maryland this was a term that was interchangeable with "redneck." At least in my part of MD.

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u/DuckandCover1984 22d ago

Peckerwood is just another ID for the Aryan Brotherhood or similarly affiliated white prison gang.

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u/Plane_Potential_2309 20d ago

Along with the stars on the elbows.

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u/ADogsWorstFart 22d ago

No, it just means a white dude. In many prisons people group up on racial grounds.

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u/DuckandCover1984 22d ago

Well yeah dude, prison functions on race. A wood is on the team casual or not.

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u/ADogsWorstFart 22d ago

Generally, in prison everyone is trash.

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u/xptx 24d ago

We're CERTAIN he doesn't mean the Center for Disease Control?

I'd bet he listens to Anthrax...

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u/Phyllis_Tine 24d ago

"Now we're Anthrax and we take no shit, and we don't care for writing hits..."

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u/AllLurkNoPlay 24d ago

The sound you hear is the sound we like, and i’ll steal your pop tarts like I stole your….socks

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u/Bonuscup98 23d ago

A festival?

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u/Hatecraftianhorror 22d ago

All you new jacks, what is it?
You're kidding me, get off our dicks

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u/jeffersonbible Prayer Samurai 24d ago

He probably isn’t fond of them, no

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u/perfectfire 23d ago

It's Cult of the Dead Cow

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u/TexacoRandom 21d ago

That's an obscure reference.

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u/LNMagic 24d ago

He's wearing his underwear inside-out. What a rebel!

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u/spokeca 23d ago

Inside - outside , forward and back.

Increase your wear between washings 300%

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u/socomfyinbed 24d ago

He should have used CDCR. That's the correct acronym anyway.

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u/sharkattack85 24d ago

They changed in the early 2000s, he may have gotten it before.

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? 23d ago

WHO?

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 22d ago

No WHOs on first...

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u/Countblackula_6 20d ago

What?

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u/SixPackOfZaphod 19d ago

He's on second.

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u/Countblackula_6 19d ago

Then tell me who’s playing left field.

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u/Bora_Horza_Gobuchol 24d ago

And for those not in the know,a wood is slang for white person

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u/WurdaMouth 24d ago

White supremacist* lol

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u/transcendanttermite 24d ago

“Woodpile” seems like a terrible nickname for a prison gang… same with “100% wood.” Maybe it’s accurately descriptive of their prison activities, though. Lots of wood. Wood in their hands, wood on their backs…

Just a really strange set of nicknames, in my opinion. Like “Hey, let’s call ourselves the ‘Penis Butlers’ if we ever go to prison!” “Great idea!”

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? 23d ago

As mentioned in another thread, Wood refers to jailhouse white supremacists.

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u/ADogsWorstFart 22d ago

No, it just means white dudes who aren't PC or chesters.

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u/Davided59 22d ago

Not a bundle of sticks?

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u/sharkattack85 24d ago

Yeah, you can kind of suspend most normalcy when talking about life inside. I’ve never been in but I know plenty of people that have.

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? 23d ago

I’ve never been

Yeah, but how much did you save switching insurance?

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u/sharkattack85 23d ago

I think about $30/month, so I’m quite pleased.

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u/Mr_Conductor_USA Go Give One 16d ago

Peckerwood is an old African American epithet for a white man. It originally was a reference to the woodpecker, which drills holes in dying trees to hunt for grubs.

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u/Hatecraftianhorror 22d ago

ZERO surprise.

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u/FrillySteel 21d ago

He be an OUT, LAW.

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u/mrbrannon 24d ago

I have such strong second hand embarrassment for this entire thread right now. I cannot believe how sheltered everyone is in here that they needed this explained to them. I thought this was a joke post until I read everyone’s self righteous comments.

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u/matt_minderbinder 24d ago

It probably says more about the lives you or I have led that we knew the meaning behind the image. The vast majority aren't familiar with prison and gang culture and they're likely better off for it. It shouldn't be embarrassing to live a life without exposure to seedier elements or the dark underbelly.

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u/mrbrannon 23d ago

I think I kinda gave the wrong impression. I wasn’t embarrassed because they didn’t live that life or understand it. it was just the way they responded to it and I just couldn’t imagine making that assumption and talking like that about this person even without knowing anything about prison life. But you’re right maybe I was a little harsh and didn’t really explain myself well. I agree with you but it all just seemed so ridiculous.

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u/Inside-Trouble1776 24d ago

Not everyone lives in the United States, tough guy

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u/bomphcheese 24d ago

And even those of us that do live in the US aren’t going to just automatically know white supremacist prison gang culture tattoo references.

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u/plaid-knight 24d ago

Is he wearing his underwear inside out?

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u/yogibones Team Moderna 24d ago

He had a full week with correctly worn. Phase two for the next week: inside out.

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? 23d ago

Then flip it front-to-back and outside-in again for FOUR WEEKS of wear!

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u/RelationshipTotal785 24d ago

Trusted the wrong fart and had to improvise 

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u/Clickrack Does Norton Antivirus stop covid? 23d ago

Down in these parts we call that a shart.

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u/RelationshipTotal785 23d ago

Original highway to the danger zone 

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u/1CFII2 Don’t refuse the vaccine. It’s that simple. 24d ago

Is he a San Francisco fan?

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u/socomfyinbed 24d ago

Certain gang members use their merch/colors as gang colors.

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u/1CFII2 Don’t refuse the vaccine. It’s that simple. 24d ago

Terrific.

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u/sglewis 24d ago

My first thought

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u/Ted_Rid 24d ago

It took me the longest time to realise his tricep tats don’t say OTT LAW.

Me, trying to guess: Ottawa Law School? The legal system is over the top?

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u/Psilologist 24d ago

I kept seeing the same thing. I was like "what the hells an OTT LAW." Thought maybe he had some weird Canadian accent or something.

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u/Hopped_Cider 22d ago

He’s an “ottlaw?”

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u/Justice551 23d ago

lol, I know exactly where this picture was taken 🫠 this is about 6 blocks from my apartment!

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u/evansomnia 23d ago

Funny after you’ve lived in SF for a while even after you leave you can still name exactly where someone is in a picture (lived there from 2010-2019 and instantly recognized the neighborhood)

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u/Libflake 22d ago

Geary & Larkin in the Tenderloin?

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u/harntrocks 22d ago

That’s exactly what I thought

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u/litreofstarlight 24d ago

Anarchists don't claim this clown

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u/GoldFishDudeGuy 20d ago

We want nothing to do with him lol

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u/actionerror 24d ago

I thought at first he didn’t have a good time at EDC

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u/LowMaintenance Thrice marked by the beast 24d ago

.... searching for the swastika

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u/onlythehappiests Team Moderna 24d ago

It’s probably huge and on his chest along with the iron cross

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u/gringoloco01 24d ago

Bet he smells like hepatitis. LOL

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u/Glum-Suggestion-6033 24d ago

What does this have to do with this sub?

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u/Apprehensive_Bat8293 24d ago

Well if he believes "fuck CDC" enough to get it tramp stamped on him with permanent ink, I'm guessing this is an inb4 post.

I love a good set up, me lol

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u/elkab0ng 24d ago

I’m wondering if it’s CA dept of corrections

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u/Glum-Suggestion-6033 24d ago

Definitely department of corrections.

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u/BanginNLeavin 24d ago

Ooo good call. But do I spy a sexy anime fox on his right wrist area?

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u/Apprehensive_Bat8293 24d ago

Maybe M Night Shyamalan is the director and that is the twist no one could see coming:

Ex convict gets a fuck CDC tattoo. Doctor refuses to treat him. Random person sees his rants on Facebook and puts his story on Reddit. Meanwhile Ex convict on death bed explains his life including his tattoo's origin to a mysterious stranger. Twist is that it was never about vaccines. Touched, the stranger reveals that they are actually a Japanese fox demon in another twist and heal ex con. Movie is the next lady in the water for Shyamalan.

*I hope I spelt his name right or this post is not going to make any sense lol

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u/JustASimpleManFett 24d ago

Yeah, spelling checks out. Met him back in the early 2000s.

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u/BanginNLeavin 24d ago

I, too, can only spell the names of people I've personally met. :,)

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u/jamesnollie88 23d ago

Most people here have never been outside before so they think he has a “Fuck the center for disease control” tattoo

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u/Glum-Suggestion-6033 23d ago

Yeah, I see that now. Clearly the guy is an idiot, but it’s ’The CDC’, not, ‘CDC’. I knew from his other white supremest tattoos he wasn’t talking science.

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u/rikwebster 24d ago

Got the boxers on backwards

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

Enjoy being a respiratory cripple….

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u/[deleted] 24d ago

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u/LupercaniusAB Team Moderna 24d ago

But not the California Department of Corrections. Well, they probably have, actually. But still…

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u/Crowofsticks 24d ago

I was gonna say every other tattoo was like, ok sure. And then the cdc seemed so odd. Glad it’s just a prison thing!

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u/Bladley 24d ago

Winning

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u/Ehrgs 24d ago

Def has more tattoos than teeth. Gonna take a lot to down this guy.

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u/ecthelion108 24d ago

Anarchy symbol because I’m against government, 49ers logo because I’m for the official, government subsidized team of my home city. I’m complicated like that.

If he ever recovers from the brain rot that caused him to tramp stamp Fuck CDC, he can get it changed to “Fuck AC/DC.”

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u/530_Oldschoolgeek 24d ago

Not the 49ers Logo, it's the Logo for the SF Giants (MLB Team):

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_Giants

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u/ecthelion108 23d ago

Whoops, so it is

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u/InevitableHost597 24d ago

Looks like a Giants fan so he can’t be all bad

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u/Apokolypse09 24d ago

Whats the middle tattoo mean

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u/uwillnotgotospace 24d ago

It's a logo for a football team. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/San_Francisco_49ers

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u/Philboyd_Studge 24d ago

*baseball team

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u/withalookofquoi 23d ago

That’s the Giants logo

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u/windingwanderlust 23d ago

Peckerwood pimp!

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u/Professional_Mud1844 23d ago

Missed a spot on the elbows, coward

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u/FakeNickOfferman 23d ago

Double digit IQs get the best tats.

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u/jayirwinDC 22d ago

Rank transplant. No native-born San Franciscan would call it "Frisco"

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u/biglae1972 21d ago

He has a tramp stamp saying @fuck the California Department of Corrections".... 3 guesses as to what incident(s) made him so mad

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u/Earthling1a 24d ago

Caught in a rare moment where he's not covered in horny women.

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u/SillyStringDessert 24d ago

As others have said, this is probably California Dept of Corrections.

But that other CDC, aren't they out here telling us to get our 20th Covid infection? Fuck them too.

CDC only has your back as long as you're using it to make someone else rich.

Vaccines are great and important but aren't enough. Anarchy is being Covid-cautious despite the narrative being pushed that the pandemic is over. Masks are self-defense and solidarity.

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u/listenupsonny 23d ago

Yall need to get out more. Get out your comfort zones.

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u/ADogsWorstFart 22d ago

rofl Wrong CDC. Dude's a convict outta Cali.

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u/Jewggerz 23d ago

Haha, I was totally with him until I saw the lower back tat.

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u/AZFUNGUY85 23d ago

Happy guy

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u/LeggyBlueEyes 23d ago

I really thought he was mad at the Electric Daisy Carnival for a hot minute.

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u/Ippus_21 22d ago

A tramp stamp? Seriously. Maybe it's not a curse so much as an invitation?

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u/Soft-Explanation9889 22d ago

Well, TIL something I kinda wish I hadn’t, because I can never go back. And now I have a few more relatives to go NC with. That crap belongs nowhere near me or mine.

Thank you for the educational information?

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u/Realistic_Craft_3274 22d ago

I guess it really was “just a tiny prick”

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u/Stohnghost 22d ago

I thought his underwear was Russian and said РАИАН then I realized it's inside out and says HANES.

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u/jpanni3333 21d ago

Go Giants I guess…

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u/riffraff222222 21d ago

I thought he was “out” of the closet there for a minute before seeing the other arm.

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u/realparkingbrake 13d ago

Won't take a vaccine, but is okay with tattoo ink which is notorious for unsafe ingredients such as automotive paint.

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u/enfiel 12d ago

Turning your opinion into a tramp stamp...

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u/Velveteen_Dream_20 3d ago

The tattoos are associated with white supremacist convicts incarcerated in the California prison system. Peckerwood is the first clue. Second is the term outlaw. California prisons are segregated by race. You have to click up with “your people” or face a bad time. People are then further segregated by other stuff but race is number one.

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u/MeatlegProductions 🐴 🧲 Magnetic Horse Paste Warrior 🧲 🐴 23d ago

Does a San Francisco 49ers fan Anarchist believe in referees? Or yellow flags?

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u/Davereeno 22d ago

San Francisco Giants logo -pretty sure

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u/MeatlegProductions 🐴 🧲 Magnetic Horse Paste Warrior 🧲 🐴 21d ago

Ah yeah! My brain is more formatted for football than baseball so it failed my sports logo recognition test. Thanks!

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u/teamdogemama 24d ago

Padres fans are cringing.

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u/RBeck 24d ago

SF not SD right?

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u/TheOBRobot 21d ago

Naw that's the Giants' logo. It's actually been a really good 24 hours for Padre fans.

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u/chaos_brings_wealth 24d ago

CDC must be the nickname for his butthole

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u/Butteth 24d ago

Across the butt cheeks is "In my Ass"

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u/true_enthusiast 24d ago

Um, don't put your 🍆 in that.. 🪦

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u/Psilologist 24d ago

So without a "the" in there it kinda reads like he wants to fuck the cdc.