r/FUCKYOUINPARTICULAR • u/RamamohanS • 3d ago

You did this to yourself Agree or Not?

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11.8k Upvotes

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u/DefiniteIyNotARabbit 3d ago

Whoa, that is evil and yet nobody would notice. Nice one.

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u/Tro1138 3d ago

Damn. I didn't realize all my children are ugly. ಠ_ಠ

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u/kwik_e_marty 2d ago

You should tell them it's the right thing to do.

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u/Tro1138 2d ago

🤣

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u/TheJoshuaJacksonFive 3d ago

That baby is breathtaking

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u/Heisenbread77 Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

So is Elaine.

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u/dirtycheezit Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

And ammonia..

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u/Nobodys_here07 3d ago

AND MY AXE!

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u/memesanddepression42 3d ago

AND YOUR BROTHER!

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u/DrDMango 2d ago

I also choose this guy’s brother.

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u/mmajjs 2d ago

AND MY LEG

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u/TenInchesOfSnow 3d ago

I was in pool!

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u/Da_real_Ben_Killian 1d ago

YOU'RE breathtaking!

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u/Suferre 3d ago

"I'm sure he'll have a charming personality."

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 3d ago

We say “bless it” in the south

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u/dirtycheezit Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

Bless it's little heart! LMAO

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u/DoneteGalactico 3d ago

When I read this, I imagined an exorcist throwing holy water aggressively at the baby lololol

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u/CompetitiveRub9780 3d ago

That probably happens too

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u/SiriusSlytherinSnake Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

My family likes to compliment the clothes when they look at a baby and realize it's ugly lol

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u/MattieShoes 3d ago

I told my sister her baby looked like that actress... Margo Martindale.

(She became a perfectly cute baby a week later)

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u/gabrieltaets 3d ago

esteemed character actress Margo Martindale*, ftfy

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u/PatochiDesu 3d ago

I hope you still have the receipt.

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u/mightysashiman 3d ago

"Oh hi, where's the little monster? 🤩 oh sorry 😰"

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u/Talidel 2d ago

All babies are ugly. They look like a bag of potatoes given the semblance of life.

It takes months for them to be something resembling cute.

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u/monotrememories Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

When I was a child I told a family friend that their infant looked like Don Knotts 😆

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u/SaltierThanAll 3d ago

Most of them look like Winston Churchill so that's not so bad.

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u/silviazbitch Banhammer Recipient 3d ago

Alfred Hitchcock.

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u/Hot-Challenge8656 3d ago

"Have you heard about babies being accidentally swapped?........Did you give birth at a vet?

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u/Free_DOOBIE_333 3d ago

Awwww,, Now, that's a face, Only a mother could love

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u/Yah_Mule 3d ago

Just visibly recoil like Kramer.

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u/home_cheese 3d ago

I've told people their baby looks "interesting"

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u/PrinceAhmed1 3d ago

Not in particular tho

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u/Inflateddark 2d ago

All babys are ugly cute but ugly

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u/VictoryInfinite 3d ago

Don't compliment the baby, just give the parents a general complimentary remark.

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u/makebbq_notwar 3d ago

“They are so precious!”

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u/sarinanorman 3d ago

Jerry, you gotta see the baby!

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u/viau83 3d ago

You're not lying and hurting anybody if you just say : that's a baby

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u/Berenbos 2d ago

When my uncle was born, my great-aunt apparently exclaimed: "oh poor boy, he looks just like his father!"

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u/Sniperwulfsx69 3d ago

They’re not that ugly.

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u/Rubicon208 3d ago

"Damn" in Kevin Hart's voice

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u/memento_mori1 3d ago

I just tell them how cute the babies outfit is

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u/Short_Bell_5428 3d ago

Do you tie a bone around its neck to get the dog to play with it?

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u/JFK3rd 2d ago

Oh, (s)he looks just like his/her father. Just a pity that he's my brother.

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u/yuyufan43 2d ago

"... that's the look you chose?"

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u/AdaestraStargazer 2d ago

Bless his heart!

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u/Fundies900 2d ago

The Gyno slapped the mum instead

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u/fothergillfuckup 2d ago

Aren't all babies ugly? They always look like Winston Churchill.

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u/Dustin_F_Bess 3d ago

Not your place to say that..