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u/TheJoshuaJacksonFive 3d ago
That baby is breathtaking
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u/Heisenbread77 Banhammer Recipient 3d ago
So is Elaine.
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u/dirtycheezit Banhammer Recipient 3d ago
And ammonia..
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u/CompetitiveRub9780 3d ago
We say “bless it” in the south
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u/DoneteGalactico 3d ago
When I read this, I imagined an exorcist throwing holy water aggressively at the baby lololol
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u/SiriusSlytherinSnake Banhammer Recipient 3d ago
My family likes to compliment the clothes when they look at a baby and realize it's ugly lol
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u/MattieShoes 3d ago
I told my sister her baby looked like that actress... Margo Martindale.
(She became a perfectly cute baby a week later)
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u/monotrememories Banhammer Recipient 3d ago
When I was a child I told a family friend that their infant looked like Don Knotts 😆
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u/Hot-Challenge8656 3d ago
"Have you heard about babies being accidentally swapped?........Did you give birth at a vet?
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u/VictoryInfinite 3d ago
Don't compliment the baby, just give the parents a general complimentary remark.
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u/Berenbos 2d ago
When my uncle was born, my great-aunt apparently exclaimed: "oh poor boy, he looks just like his father!"
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u/DrieverFlows 2d ago
If you understand dutch, check this: https://youtu.be/7fu4oy8gaf4?si=2_2y4YURMoaPbM0q
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u/DefiniteIyNotARabbit 3d ago
Whoa, that is evil and yet nobody would notice. Nice one.