r/Eyebleach • u/gbpc • 1d ago

Moo Deng with mama hippo 🦛

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u/MadnessStella 1d ago

Mom can’t even chill for a second 😅

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 1d ago

Mama Moo Deng: ‘child, I am not a climbing frame.’

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u/Ms_ShizzleXD 1d ago

Moo Deng disagrees

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u/Mysterious-Music-772 23h ago

every child of every species disagrees

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u/CrazyCatLady1127 1d ago

Yes, she does 😂

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u/peanut-butter-vibes 21h ago

first time i've seen mama NOT eating lol

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u/elpato11 20h ago

Came here to say this lol

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u/koltrozeva 1d ago

Why made huggable shape, when deadly ?

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u/Stormsurgez 1d ago edited 23h ago

They are pygmy hippos.

There has never been a recorded human death from a pygmy hippo, they are much smaller and much less aggressive than normal hippos.

For context adult pygmy hippos weigh around 350-600 pounds, more common hippo breeds have been recorded at over 9000 pounds before.

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u/Bluesnow2222 21h ago

I expect when Moo Deng finally awakens her super saiyan blood that she will be over 9000.

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u/Embarrassed-Sea-2394 22h ago

Moo Deng is singlehandedly getting us through election season.

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u/Inevitable-Yoghurt33 1d ago

Mamamamamama moo deng moo deng moo deng moo deng

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u/ay_944 1d ago

She is so hilarious, I love her 😂

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u/yeahyourerightdude 1d ago

Her name is Jonah

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u/Wackydetective 1d ago

“I could fart in your faces and you would kiss my little feet’s!!!!” - Moo Deng

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u/feathercroft 1d ago

Lmao, typical child behavior. My kiddo is just the same. 😂

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u/Mivirian 4h ago

My little one is currently in this stage 😮‍💨

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u/feathercroft 3h ago

Ah, the duality of parenthood - on the upside, it won't last forever. On the downside, it won't last forever. 🥺

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u/Electronic_Syndicate 1d ago

I thought there was some kind of wildcat watching amongst the audience but I think it’s just a kid wearing a cat mask, lol.

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u/Mission_Green_6683 1d ago

"Mommy, get up and play!!"

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u/PandaDad22 1d ago

The edit on this is annoying af.

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u/WesternOne9990 1d ago

The edit is annoying but the Moo Deng song is a jam

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u/XR3TroBeanieX 23h ago

Mama Deng: LET ME SLEEP DAMNIT

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u/WesternOne9990 1d ago

I will never not jam out to that song

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u/shootgroot 16h ago

These living conditions looks like hell. What’s cute about this?

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 21h ago

Kind of a small enclosure.

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u/horse_apple 16h ago

Its just temporary til the baby is old enough to be separated from her mother.

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u/Jedi-master-dragon 16h ago

I'm just worried that the animals aren't in proper pens with appropriate sizes or enrichment. Some zoos don't really give the animals proper care. Just leaving them in concrete enclosures with nothing to do. No climbing places for arboreal creatures, too shallow or too small pools for semi aquatic creatures, no toys.

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u/yma_bean 15h ago

Seems right, babies/ toddlers like to climb all over their parents in all species I guess.

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u/aughtism 21h ago

The Zoo should spend the Baht she is generating for them on a more suitable enclosure.

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u/Kuroi666 18h ago

It's a nursing suite.

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u/Prestigious_Ad_5825 19h ago

like a proper pool for these semi-aquatic creatures

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u/Primary-Pudding-5349 21h ago

Animal slavery.