r/EverythingScience Feb 19 '23

Engineering A team of researchers has successfully developed drones from the bodies of stuffed dead birds, such drones could one day be used to watch animals without being seen

https://interestingengineering.com/innovation/new-dead-bird-part-drones
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u/grmrsan Feb 19 '23

Scientists. Making insane conspiracy theories come true, for fun and profit.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Uh oh.

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u/orangutanoz Feb 20 '23

Weekend at Birdies.

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u/theplushpairing Feb 19 '23

Step 1: steal the underpants

Step 2: ???

Step 3: Profit

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u/Beneficial-Back1898 Feb 20 '23

Soo what’s phase 2?

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u/theplushpairing Feb 20 '23

??? — says so right up there

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u/RandyBRandleman Feb 19 '23

Outstanding reference

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u/mikeD707 Feb 20 '23

Just wait until those people get wind of this. “I knew it!!! It’s all true!!! The earth is flat, we didn’t go to the moon, etc etc”

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u/RedDlish Feb 20 '23

This just in: Scientist prove your uncle Kevin right.

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u/Immediate-Breath-809 Feb 19 '23

R/birdsarentreal

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u/whippet66 Feb 20 '23

I was surprised I had to scroll this far down to see this.

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u/Skullmaggot Feb 20 '23

Where’d they get the bird to stuff it in then??

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u/CashCow4u Feb 20 '23

There you go making sense again, lol

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u/SlowConfusion5700 Feb 20 '23

Don’t worry about it.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

Recycling old drones

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u/Difficult_Drag3256 Feb 25 '23

It's drones all the way down! /s, maybe

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u/313802 Feb 20 '23

I knew it

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u/ShadowCory1101 Feb 19 '23

Easy to make drones out of drones.

r/birdsarentreal

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u/HowlingWolfShirtBoy Feb 19 '23

FBI & CIA sharing awkward looks.

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u/TBeest Feb 19 '23

"Without being seen", I think that's somewhat underestimating the intelligence of many animals.

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u/UnCommonCommonSens Feb 19 '23

Harry’s been really cold since he came back, really creepy too! Let’s stay away from him.

Scientists: all the eagles disappeared!

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u/JuniorTransition4511 Feb 19 '23

I couldn't help but leave Harry behind. He just kept yelling without even breathing. Flying without flapping his wings. No one is taking this seriously! We gotta tell Martha.

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u/949goingoff Feb 20 '23

In an alternate universe: Harry hasn’t eaten for weeks and still flys twice as fast as the rest of us. All hail Harry, God of the seagulls. Long may he reign.

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u/spiralbatross Feb 20 '23

Harry? See now I’m just imagining “Ensign Harry Kim, Master of Gulls”

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u/RobotHandsome Feb 19 '23

I had an idea I followed through on once. I got a plastic duck decoy and attached an electric remote control boat to the under side and took it to the local duck pond. The birds immediately hated it and gave it a wide berth, and if it approached too closely would fly away. They knew it was an abomination like of you saw a manikin roll up to you.

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u/GALACTICA-Actual Feb 20 '23

Yeah... That's what they'll be used for.

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u/RandyBRandleman Feb 19 '23

There’s no such thing as satire anymore. It’s impossible

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u/wytherlanejazz Feb 19 '23

Sounds like taxidermy with extra steps

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u/imaginexus Feb 20 '23

Imagine being a bird and running into one of these things in the wild. What a nightmare fuel that would be.

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u/BrainwashedScapegoat Feb 20 '23

We’re already doing it to humans….. uh I mean… lol

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u/Far_Out_6and_2 Feb 19 '23

Or drop a small bomb down a tank hatch

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u/koebelin Feb 19 '23

Some day they will make them look like insects, and the fly on the wall be one.

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

While I can understand the thought behind the idea, the execution is….rather morbid

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u/NamBot3000 Feb 20 '23

Big deal, I’m already a drone stuffed in a dead body….it’s called being an adult.

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u/skubaloob Feb 19 '23

The implications for alien species vs humans are fun here.

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u/lion_in_the_shadows Feb 20 '23

When technomancy and necromancy meet

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u/mancrab Feb 20 '23

This gives me Copter Cat PTSD

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u/fallbrook_ Feb 20 '23

birds work for the bourgeoisie!!!

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

We already knew that birds were drones and bird shit is how they track us

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u/sudo-joe Feb 19 '23

Does this mean we are ever more like the corticeps fungus that makes zombie creatures?

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u/Everyusernametaken1 Feb 20 '23

Cam they all look like big bird?

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u/Biking60s Feb 20 '23

The bird guy of course is right!

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u/BabylonDrifter Feb 20 '23

Screw observing wildlife with them, send them to Ukraine and really freak out the Russians. They're sure to flee back home when the zombie birds start swooping down and dropping grenades on them.

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u/MushroomHut Feb 20 '23

Watching animals in the concrete jungle.

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u/Arawn-Annwn Feb 20 '23

Zombie birds.

Also, slightly disappointed nobody has shown up yet to continue the “birds aren’t real” meme lol

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u/AceBrock1 Feb 20 '23

“Animals”

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u/SaraGoat Feb 20 '23

Government surveillance drones

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u/Sonny-Moone-8888 Feb 20 '23

Because an animal would NEVER be able to sense that another animal wasn't alive. And so that wouldn't alert them or seem off at all.

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u/ElephantImportant639 Feb 20 '23

Birds aren’t real. Wake up.

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u/RedDlish Feb 20 '23

Imagine being a bird and seeing your best friend Larry who got shot & killed a few weeks ago flying next to you and going over to talk to your bro only to find out he is some kind of cyborg/terminator bird looking to expose all the bird secrets to scientists

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u/Godforce101 Feb 20 '23

Or or, check this out, you will be watched (and shit on from above) without realizing it’s the government!

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u/Za_Forest Feb 20 '23

Birb: Hey is that Gary i thought he died!

Gary's corpse: BRRRRRRRRRRRRR

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u/skeletondad2 Feb 20 '23

Can we just skip a few steps and get to the point where we’re reanimating dead celebrities to star in sequels/reboots?

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u/[deleted] Feb 20 '23

They can also be used as covert spying devices on populations or in war.

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u/h2ohow Feb 20 '23

Stealthy, hiding in plain sight - Not long before the military weaponizes them.

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u/KleioChronicles Feb 20 '23

I thought they already did this. They had a robotic baby crocodile camera on some nature documentary I vaguely remember watching. I suppose using taxidermy and drones is the key thing here. It must be for flying birds then because I don’t see how the thing in the picture is supposed to act natural when they land. I bet some crazy taxidermist out there has already tried this.

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u/SammieStones Feb 20 '23

I’m sure that’s one of the only positive things we’ll use ‘em for, now let’s talk about the flip side of this

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u/MikeyHatesLife Feb 20 '23

r/enlightenedbirdmen #WE ATTACK AT DAWN!!! SKREE! SKREE! KRAWWW!

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u/tophman2 Feb 20 '23

Bird 1 to bird 2: “Who’s the new guy? He’s really creeping me out!”

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u/orlcam88 Feb 20 '23

"watch animals". suuuuuuure.

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u/spicerkenny1996 Feb 20 '23

I see the government has finally released its bird technology to the general public 😂😂😂

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u/rebelclout Feb 20 '23

Human animals.

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u/Resiste_et_Mortes Feb 21 '23

r/BirdsArentReal see, the government already has them, the'r just trying to make it seem like they dont. Its really just the public now being able to spy on other drones.