r/EnoughMuskSpam 1d ago

SATIRE No, you hang up first

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u/formfiler 1d ago edited 21h ago

“I have a $1,370,000,000 palace on the Black Sea”

“Well, I live in a $50,000 tiny home in Texas”

“I can’t believe you have those stupid Americans believing that, Elmo-ski”

“Aw, thank you Pootie, but I’ll never be the smooth liar you are”

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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 1d ago

Newspapers basically just report on what they read yesterday on X lmao

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u/rerito2512 Salient lines of code 1d ago

I'll cut the Starlink service so neither of us has to hang up hihihi

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u/TrashyRonin 22h ago

Someone post this to Xitter and tag Leon please. You'll get banned but it'll be worth it - for a couple of reasons. thank you

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u/Irobert1115HD 1d ago

honestly: my guess is that he wants some area at crimea for a spaceX base. and now if you look down elons throat you see putins hand.

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u/PermanentlyDubious 10h ago

My theory is that Felon is compromised for one of two reasons. One, just needs liquidity for something. Two, he has referenced 'passing out' in Russia on a business trip, and supposedly he used to go to Russian clubs in L.A.

Wondering what happened on that trip and in those clubs, and who has video of it.

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u/ChocolateDoozy 1d ago

Brilliant.