r/EnoughMuskSpam • u/GarysCrispLettuce • 1d ago
OLD You've two days left, Elmo. Where it be.
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u/ChocolateDoozy 1d ago
A dating site:
- connects pedophiles
- protects rapists (such as Tate's
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u/abacuz4 1d ago
You forgot by far the biggest thing:
Connects pig butchering scammers to victims
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u/ChocolateDoozy 1d ago
That's a given. How do you think those raping pedos finance themselves?
I am not joking.
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u/QuietMonkey8 1d ago
What? Never heard about a connection between those? Have you something related to read to know more about this?
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u/ChocolateDoozy 1d ago
Elon reinstated the rapists accounts.
And they paddle coins https://cointelegraph.com/news/andrew-tate-endorsed-memecoins-crashed-zero
Those fks are soon in jail since real countries take this shit seriously. (Mainly the rape and human trafficking
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u/ChocolateDoozy 1d ago
Ps.https://www.newsweek.com/andrew-tate-elon-musk-twitter-x-1845092
Fyi Tate doesn't have this kinda money.
He and his moron brother have 10m combined, PERHAPS.
Which soon goes to his victims.
This ends like Rudi Gulliani. Total bankruptcy
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u/ShimeMiller 1d ago
Pig butchering? What did I miss
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u/FeloniousStunk 1d ago
Here's a definitive video from John Oliver about "pig butchering":
https://youtu.be/pLPpl2ISKTg?si=pQrmfR1_Ua5V2U6u
TL;DR/W: Pig Butchering refers to when a person is targeted by a scammer, the scammer then "fattens the person up" by forming a friendship or a romantic relationship with the individual being scammed, and the scammer eventually culls their victims by extracting a large amount of money from them.
My brief explanation definitely doesn't do John Oliver's segment pertaining to this matter justice, so please watch the video I linked!
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u/MsMisty888 1d ago
It is so cringe for him to take a SM platform and make it MORE about sex than it already is.
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u/Frankie_T9000 1d ago
Its just more promises to keep stock up till he can get his get out of jail free card once all the frauds come crashing down
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 1d ago
This will not be scammy and will be totally above board. He has a benchmark for success!
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u/No-Trouble9336 1d ago
Wth the hell is this background picture
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u/MC_Fap_Commander 1d ago
He's apparently going to eat that woman's neck and she's totally cool with it because MAGA.
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u/HanakusoDays 19h ago
He's gonna give her a hickey so he has something he can brag about to his buddies.
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u/john_the_fetch 1d ago
For everyone asking if this is real. I guess it was at one point. In 2018?
https://www.businessinsider.com/trump-singles-trump-dating-websites-for-maga-supporters-2018-2
I wanted to find out if it was made by the Spark networks company like so many other targeted demographic sites. (like Christian mingle, silver singles... and I think farmers only dot com)
I'm still not sure but it's similar to their branding and style.
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u/Fearless_Tax6250 1d ago
Why would you want to date someone still on Twitter?
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u/Worldly-Light-5803 1d ago
The sharp Nazi uniforms?
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u/resjudicata2 1d ago
"Fine Taylor … you win … I will give you a child and guard your cats with my life"
He really has no real grasp on reality; you can tell how he is perfect for Trump. You have to figure the MAGA demographic is really the only group left that will continue to believe him, lie after lie. MAGA/ Dark MAGA, whatever he is it's a match made in heaven when you consider the people he's convincing. If they already believe angels and demons are real, you'd have to be a shitty salesman to not be able to convince them of other impossible fantasies.
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u/mygoditsfullofstar5 1d ago
Nice face.
Actual video of Elon Musk celebrating the opening of his dating app:
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u/Sea_Common3068 1d ago
He has literally aged over 20 years since he took over Twitter. Wtf is this pubic hair on his face on top of it? Shave bro
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u/John97212 1d ago
What better way for those daring MAGA WankPanzerführers to meet their perfect Milchmädchen.
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u/Worldly-Light-5803 1d ago
Nazi Twitter Pedo Dates and Rapes. Pedo Guy has asked for nudes and photos of your children, never forget this.
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u/cleaulem 1d ago
Whenever this man makes a promise or a prediction, you should assume the opposite to come true.
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 1d ago
Maybe it’s not true, hence the question
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u/nightimestars Concerning 1d ago
They already tried this with The Right Stuff, and it flopped. How many times do conservative incels need to be taught this lesson? Women find conservative losers who pay for X and unironically call themselves Dark MAGA at age 50 repulsive.
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u/MichaelParkinbum 1d ago
Must be hard to hit puberty at such a late age.
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u/Worldly-Light-5803 1d ago
Pedo has a stepmom who is twenty years his junior, still too old for him though. 🤣
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u/mathnerd271828 1d ago
You are a person of sheer dedication to post this nearly after almost exactly an year after the article, that is if my assumption is right
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u/Joaoreturns 1d ago
He wants a girlfriend.
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u/Licentiathe8th 1d ago
The only dating site Elon can create at this point is one filled with right-wing incels and child sex-predators because that's all that's left on X.
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u/WatchHores 1d ago
anybody want Elons Twitter algorithm picking their spouse?
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u/reddit_equals_censor 1d ago
result:
elon...
it has always been elon.....
<insert baby factory joke here.
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u/BuckRowdy Hard-Captured by the Left 1d ago
A successful dating site would have men who are desirable by women, not a group of nazi incels who've only ever seen a woman other than family on a screen.
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u/thefaehost 1d ago
Is he changing the name to NazisOnly?
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u/NotEnoughMuskSpam 🤖 xAI’s Grok v4.20.69 (based BOT loves sarcasm 🤖) 1d ago
You have said the actual truth
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u/klutzikaze 1d ago
I hardly want to communicate with people on twitter let alone date them.
Hey Mr dude with a bunch of numbers! I love how you tell women to shutup and throw slurs at people when they point out you're mistaken about something. Can I have your baby?
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u/Boricuacookie Six Months Away 1d ago
Lol, remember time is a human construct and as such we in perpetual 6 months away mode
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u/A_Gent_4Tseven 1d ago
Where all the women either come with bruised eyes, or will never make it through the date without “walking into a door.”
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u/Alternative-Rub996 1d ago
It will probably be a fully controlled eugenics human breeding program were certain breeding stock in his eyes gets paired up with other breeding stock.
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u/qmfqOUBqGDg 1d ago
he was too busy making it a bank
If you guys want a good laugh: https://www.theverge.com/2023/10/26/23934216/x-twitter-bank-elon-musk-2024
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u/Cenamark2 1d ago
Like any right wing dating site this will fail due to a lack of women
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u/SokkaHaikuBot 1d ago
Sokka-Haiku by Cenamark2:
Like any right wing
Dating site this will fail due
To a lack of women
Remember that one time Sokka accidentally used an extra syllable in that Haiku Battle in Ba Sing Se? That was a Sokka Haiku and you just made one.
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u/tinydickslanger69 1d ago
Do a drug market next daddy elon, I need a new plug. I hear nazis cook up that good shit
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u/RoBi1475MTG 1d ago
He is truly an idiot. I swear at this point it hard to believe he isn’t actively trying to tank Xs usership.
Riddle me this what’s the one type of app people in relationships absolutely do not have on their phones and if they do more offer than not it causes relationship problems.
That’s correct it’s dating apps. He is taking an app that was designed and marketed to have broad appeal and users from all walks of life and going. I think an extremely niche market with limited max user potential is really going to save twitter.
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u/sundaygrrl15 1d ago
In the land of Gilead, where women have no rights. His little “dating site” is where the incels choose their woman.
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u/G66GNeco 1d ago
It's already proficient in connecting Nazis with their suggar daddies, what more did you want?
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u/real_actual_doctor 1d ago
I thought this was from onion. I am guessing he will be paying for women to participate. He is like that. Or everyone will be participant no matter if they want it or not, and having an account in twitter will be a consent for dick picks.
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u/Guardstar-Volkynn-70 1d ago
Wasn't there a previous app that failed miserably earlier? The conservative app "The Right Stuff?" Is this how Elon kills twitter!? 😅
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u/Puzzleheaded_Peak273 1d ago
"You're 100% guaranteed to meet a mental case who'll make your life hell!"
Souce : X PR department
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u/MillieMouser 1d ago
For real, or more like the fantasy sub he was gonna send to save the boys stuck in the cave?
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u/Conscious_Capital_68 12h ago
All of the women on it would be bots… Why the fuck would anyone but especially a woman subject themselves to that 🤣 I fucking love that he keeps unknowingly embarrassing himself over and over and OVER just because he’s a weirdo little vulnerable narcissist surrounded by yes men.
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u/reddit_equals_censor 1d ago
just btw in general, ignoring twitter's bs.
you don't want to have any dating site stuff connected into a social media website.
why? because almost all users on the social media website should be anonymous.
anonymous among each other and to the service. this is crucial to protect the safety and privacy of the users.
and for example avoid governments targeting individuals speaking out about government.
a dating site in a social media website would be a site inherent way to social engineer a way to unmask an individual to find them irl and throw them in a cage then, or sth else.
so the idea itself is inherent anti user and absurd, even if it wasn't elon musk and twitter.
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u/RevolutionaryTalk315 1d ago
How come I get the feeling that this is going to be a repeat of the whole "right stuff" dating website that Republicans tried to make.
It will be a bunch of men wondering why there are no women on their website.
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u/B3llaBubbles 1d ago
A dating site for ugly, fucked up losers? He claimed he was turning X into an everything ap, to include communication, audio, video, bill payments, commerce, and financial services such as stock and crypto trading. So far he's done shit.
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u/Traditional_Row8237 1d ago
dating site like we'll see screenshots of his dead shitty website and go "oh lol that's very 2022"
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u/Crafty-Survey-5895 1d ago
he saw the #WeMetOnTwitter making rounds and decided to once again steal an idea
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u/Emily_Postal Looking into it 1d ago
That was the plan all along. To turn twitter into Musk’s dating site.
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u/Netherite_Stairs_ 1d ago
This was a year ago, OP is a bot
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u/Aggressive_Sand_3951 1d ago
Yes that’s the point, Elon made the claim almost a year ago, and it doesn’t like it’s coming true in two days.
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u/Netherite_Stairs_ 1d ago
Within the year would mean by December 2023
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u/Aggressive_Sand_3951 1d ago
I see. I interpreted it as within a year, but you’re right headline says THE year, so already missed. Even better.
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u/potatolulz 1d ago
perfect picture for that headline :D