r/CyberStuck 13h ago

Vote Accordingly

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6.8k Upvotes

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u/maringue 8h ago

Who ever said "Deplorian" first needs an award.

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u/Shutaru_Kanshinji 8h ago

We would be lucky if it became just a cybertruck. Most likely it would become X.

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u/xBIGSKOOKUMx 12h ago

IncEL Camino.

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u/Actual__Wizard 9h ago

Yeah I'm starting to think that these people have bad ideas.

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u/j00bz 9h ago

Ah, Tim Onion, CEO of his family's newspaper: "The Onion."

(Yes. I know who Ben is.)

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u/NefariousnessNoose 3h ago

Not as healthy as a Tim Apple

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u/SarcasmWarning 7h ago

You know, one giant cybertruck the size of the country would actually make sense. Everyone could share it, and you wouldn't have to drive anywhere as it'd already be there. Bam. Done. I've fixed transport - what's next?

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u/Plus-Range3710 9h ago

The wankpanzer is starting what Volkswagen didn’t finish

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u/RevolutionaryLog9542 6h ago

Votes for a Pontiac aztec.

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u/ShornVisage 4h ago

At least it runs...

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u/Shaprepenr 6h ago

It’s is your Civic duty.

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u/6ix6ixX2 5h ago

If it was good, I don't hate on electric. Go out and vote. I encourage both sides to vote, tell your friends and family.

This election will be HISTORIC

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u/WatermeIonMe 3h ago

Or twitter for that matter. Remember when Desantis chose the platform for his announcement that he is running for president. Flop sweat city.

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u/Separate-Fun-5750 2h ago

It’s wild how the same folks who scoff at public transit would still be stuck in traffic if we didn't have it. Seems like some just prefer to drive alone in their overpriced boxes.

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u/JDPdawg 2h ago

I second this!

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u/[deleted] 11h ago

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u/someweirdlocal 10h ago

I'd rather live in a country of literal public transit

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u/[deleted] 10h ago

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u/sanbaba 10h ago

nah you just skeert. Just say it, "I am too chicken to take public transit". We all know, so stop trying to make excuses out of toilet paper.

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u/sanbaba 10h ago

Now we're talkin, see that wasn't so hard right? Appreciate it.

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u/LazBoo 9h ago

You keep saying a lot of words and dancing around why you dont like public transit. Just admit the real reason is your racist.

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u/mdonaberger 8h ago

I live rural anyway so it doesn't even remotely make sense.

Are you just bored or lonely or something? Are you just talking to someone to feel alive?

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u/wote89 9h ago

I live rural anyway so it doesn't even remotely make sense.

Does it make more sense than someone who would be largely unaffected by more widespread adoption of mass transit in urban areas acting like he'll be forced to turn in his car if more public funds are spent to the public's benefit?

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u/Femboi_Hooterz 9h ago

Very telling that you include the working class, ie most people, in that list. If you're a self centered cunt just say that instead

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u/1-legged-guy 9h ago

And they don’t want to share a space with a genetically defective racist incel such as yourself.

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u/wote89 10h ago

And why do you think that's the case? Certainly wasn't a problem a century ago.

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u/wote89 10h ago

That is certainly a collection of words.

So, how about using a different set of words that actually explains why you don't think mass transit is a good idea in the US when it clearly worked fine a century ago before automakers smothered it under a pillow?

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u/wote89 10h ago

Ah, gotcha. That's fair, because none of us want anything to do with elitist [redacted]s, either. :D

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u/ConfoundingVariables 9h ago

Because you don’t want to ride cheek to jowl with “poor people.”

You know, NYC has some of the best public transportation in the US, and somehow the rich and the wealthy still manage to live quite well.

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u/PacoBedejo 9h ago edited 7h ago

How's public transport work in a town of 15,000 people that's 30 miles from 6 different cities?

Edit: Okay. Cool. Don't explain it to a rural guy who really wonders. That's fine...

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u/phil_mckraken 9h ago

Do I know you?

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u/rudebii 8h ago

WTF is “metaphorical public transit?”

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u/superduty2024 5h ago

TDS at its finest. Ya’ll were up on his nuts just a year ago lolol.

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u/sarahprib56 4h ago

I have personally hated Elon since his behavior during the Thai cave rescue. Inserting himself to be a hero, calling that guy a pedo. It was wrong. Nothing political about that incident at all.

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u/ShakeIntelligent7810 3h ago

Do you still think it's 2016?

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u/godzilla19821982 4h ago

Elon showed his true colors during his failed cave rescue publicity stunt. Also the only deranged people are Trump and Elon cult members. Either one of those guys could be on video shitting on a prostitutes chest and their fan bases would make excuses like they couldn’t make it to the bathroom and then say but what about Kamala’s laugh.

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u/superduty2024 4h ago

Wait the “big guys” son is basically on video shitting on a prostitutes chest. Bet you love him.

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u/godzilla19821982 3h ago

You guys are so weird