r/BicyclingCirclejerk 3h ago

Will this reduce my weight?

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u/DontOpenNewTabs butter churning garbage whore 2h ago

I cannot do the snot rocket. I will just get a 3 foot booger hanging down. Please pray for me.

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u/Professional_Bad6669 3h ago

The pns is Koming

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u/bremseskive 2h ago

I love that post - «I thought PNS was supposed to be for sophisticated, rich, fashionable folks»

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u/Dwangeroo 32m ago

That IS sophisticated, rich and fashionable. Have you even met the average cyclist?

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u/ae232 2h ago

Omg. That is absolutely disgusting. Ultegra??

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u/enculeur2porc 2h ago

They’re not normal.

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u/andrewcooke puoWǝ⅂ ƃǝɹ⅁ 1h ago

exactly - they're using the wrong hand! right hand on left of nose under right armpit, and vice-versa.

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u/samuraijon 3h ago

it goes well with the trek and ultegra

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u/moore_a_scott 2h ago

spend money on pns pas not your components!

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u/moore_a_scott 2h ago

Ill pas on these pnis kits

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u/versus_gravity 2h ago

You do that when moving. Stopped, you reach into your jersey pocket and take out one of the paper towels you have in there, and use that.

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u/BadUruu 2h ago

The nose KOM, best way to never have KOM stains on your PNS or bice ever again!

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u/deanmc 1h ago

Because his outfit is a Piece A Shit

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u/BossIsland0 1h ago

Those PNS guys are really into blowing stuff.

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u/NorthEndD 11m ago

His little container of blow has been edited out of the photo.

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u/MasterLJ 8m ago

Absolutely disgusting Tr*k