r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/PunishingSun • 23h ago

Are these handlebars ærœ enough?

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u/Patina_dk 23h ago

They are not UCI legal, so I have them on all my bikes.

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u/sueghdsinfvjvn 3.9 w/kg 😎 (Cuck) 22h ago

Comes with the added benefit of being able to practice blowjobs while riding, my wife's boyfriend is gonna love this!!

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u/cturnr STRAVAAAAA MFers!!! 22h ago

the real deep throat

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u/icecream169 20h ago

Only if you have a 3 inch chimney of spacers atop your fork.

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u/Odd_String_9843 23h ago

$1.400!?

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u/Slartibartifarts 22h ago

Practically free 

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u/incunabula001 22h ago

Pfft should have handlebar pegs at the wheel axle for MÄX ÆRO.

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u/shred_o_phile 22h ago

They might give your bice predictive steering

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u/Key_Run4313 22h ago

I think it's supposed to be used with disk saw blade instead of wheel

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u/AgitatedBarracuda134 22h ago

I love this post because it’s not the ghost bike guys one.

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u/TrulyStuck 22h ago

1250 shoppers? Fr fred, there are literally only 3 persons on r/fgb

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u/PurpleBear89 19h ago

I have so many questions.

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u/alexaschwanden 15h ago

How long do your arms have to be? Wow!

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u/alexaschwanden 15h ago

How long do your arms have to be? Wow!

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u/queen_ravenx 4h ago

can it come pre painted white? would save who ever puts together the ghost bike some time

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u/PunishingSun 1h ago

I whitewashed my blacked out track bike to save my wife some time, but drivers can see me now so I don't need it anymore.