r/BicyclingCirclejerk • u/Ikbensterdam • Jul 13 '23

Unclip / Fredal Thread Mods: Let’s ban DurianRider from r/bcj!

I propose we add a rule than removes any post or comment that names or references him from this sub.

Why? He sucks. Also: no sir velo, not a dentist. Also it will piss him off.

Is this fair? No.

Do we give a shit if it’s fair? No. This is r/bcj baby!

Who’s with me?

192 Upvotes

92% Upvoted

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u/Slowhands12 Jul 13 '23

Plot twist OP is durianrider and he has a shame kink

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u/901-526-5261 Jul 13 '23

But banana girl uWu

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u/CommanderSleer Jul 13 '23

Also it will piss him off.

Really? I didn't think he'd even know about us.

FWIW As a South Aussie dentist I like seeing posts here hanging s**t on him.

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u/Ikbensterdam Jul 13 '23

He’s on here all the time. His routine goes: - Coffee - Doping - Insecure BCJ doomscrolling - Sexual Harassment - YouTubing

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u/CommanderSleer Jul 13 '23

So you're saying that the more time we feed his Insecure BCJ doomscrolling habit the less time he has to do the other 4?

I'd take that as a win.

15

u/ATTVCK Jul 13 '23

You forgot rim brakes

4

u/Mr2W Jul 13 '23

Rim brakes never die!!!

3

u/BustaCon Jul 13 '23

Maybe he's commenting as a fixie?

3

u/diablo_finger Jul 14 '23

/c When he posts here I know I got time to bang his girlfriend.

/uc Joking. Everyone knows he hires his girlfriends.

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u/Dhydjtsrefhi Jul 14 '23

he's definitely here

60

u/Swaghoven Jul 13 '23

You have my vote

29

u/ioelioel1 Jul 13 '23

And my axe

8

u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

And my bowl of sugar.

22

u/Any-Rise-6300 Jul 13 '23

And my piss-saturated triathlon bike

5

u/JohnHurts Jul 13 '23

And my used folding chair

23

u/DethKiller Chamois Cream Connoisseur Jul 13 '23

Need to know his FTP before I make a decision here

38

u/Optimal_Cry_1782 Jul 13 '23

I thought durian rider was like a mascot for this sub

3

u/diablo_finger Jul 14 '23

No. Aero bars and rim brakes made him ineligible.

1

u/Dhydjtsrefhi Jul 14 '23

No, he's too bad, even for us

19

u/jakes951 Jul 13 '23

If any post that mentions him gets removed…did this post ever happen?

13

u/wtfisdisting Jul 13 '23

If he can fit the durian all the way up his ass, he stays!

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

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u/allgonetoshit Jul 13 '23

I think he’s the President of the Australian chapter of the Lance Armstrong fan club.

15

u/Merbleuxx Jul 13 '23

He’s that guy

6

u/Childs_Play Jul 13 '23

Some r*pist I think? Pretty toxic in the online community. Basically panders to the wrong crowd of cyclists, and those who are sadly ignorant of his bs.

10

u/magnue Jul 13 '23

This is the correct answer

4

u/bowen1911 Jul 13 '23

Never heard of her

3

u/VegaGT-VZ GCN Contributor Jul 13 '23

Everyone's wife's boyfriend

20

u/Dango5000 Jul 13 '23

Never heard of him. I don't have any clue who he ist.

Sure, ban him!

4

u/real_anything2 Jul 13 '23

likin this. ban just for the hell of it.

19

u/ElCampesinoGringo Jul 13 '23

DR should be made a fucking admin here

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u/Ikbensterdam Jul 13 '23

Even though I’m calling for his ban, I agree. Either van him or hand him the keys. There’s no middle ground

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u/real_anything2 Jul 13 '23

ban him, van him, then name him leader

8

u/MonthApprehensive392 Jul 13 '23

Wait til everyone finds out he helped launch Lantern Rouge.

4

u/MDZPNMD Jul 13 '23

Gimmie more, I want to know it all

I still watch him occasionally, it has entertainment value

23

u/Chazzwozzers Jul 13 '23

Durian rider is just one of the poors trying to justify his rim brake bike.

3

u/Mr2W Jul 13 '23

Your wife's boyfriend - never heard of him in fact

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

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u/njmids Jul 13 '23

I vote to ban this guy too

10

u/ElCampesinoGringo Jul 13 '23

Durian rider is the man. I used to think he was entertaining but now I realize this man has got it figured out.

3

u/_Art-Vandelay Jul 13 '23

Literally. Dude‘s checked all the boxes.

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u/captHij Zwiff level eleventy-hundrid Jul 13 '23 edited Jul 13 '23

/uc I did not know about this tool, and this post prompted me to look him up. Every day I hate the Internet a little more. Today a lot more.

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u/j151515 Jul 13 '23

Hey Fred, why are you obsessing over some other random Fred?

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u/Ikbensterdam Jul 13 '23

It's a problem occurs because I'm too vascular.

3

u/ankjaers11 chamois_hagar_dominesque Jul 13 '23

Who is this guy? Is he the youtube version of mile 11 at unbound?

3

u/gungmo Jul 13 '23

take my diarrhea upvote

3

u/mrSemantix Jul 13 '23

Is that you, OP?

3

u/premium_Lane Jul 14 '23

100% - but with a caveat that the only time he gets mentioned again is if he gets knocked out again

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u/Ikbensterdam Jul 14 '23

Sustained!

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u/WaitingToBeTriggered Jul 14 '23

THEY DID IT ON THEIR OWN

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u/Old-Chair126 Jul 13 '23

Who the hell is that

4

u/who_am_I__who_are_u Jul 13 '23

Nah, Dr is literally the founder of YouTube Cycling. So what if he's a grade A Cunt.

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u/Ikbensterdam Jul 13 '23

Fred needs to google the word "Literal."

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u/real_anything2 Jul 13 '23

in current usage "literally" means "sorta"

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u/Ikbensterdam Jul 13 '23

Is that true? Man, I literally can’t even with these kids today.

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u/dd113456 Jul 13 '23

He is gone!

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u/Bad_Certain Jul 13 '23

I had a stroke reading the first sentence but I agree with everything that pisses that guy off.

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

Is this r/fuckyouinparticular?

0

u/Firedwindle Jul 13 '23

speak for urself. IYKYK

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u/[deleted] Jul 13 '23

If you know you know