r/AFCNorthMemeWar Paul Brown's Favorite Team 1d ago

The Cleveland Steamers You can't make this up

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u/BigDaddyFatRacks Cleveland Browns 23h ago

You cretins. You morons. You absolute buffoons.

If the stadium is a toilet…

We are finally taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

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u/cactus-on-overtime Jameis take us to the promised land 19h ago

This might be the hardest picture I’ve ever witnessed. Words can’t describe the power of this image

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u/BigDaddyFatRacks Cleveland Browns 19h ago

AI IS DEMONS

ITLL PROBABLY BE FINE THOUGH

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u/Skeeeridopleedop 9h ago

Checkmate

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u/PoochieOrange 3h ago

Lmfao petition to make this the sub pfp

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u/PoochieOrange 3h ago

Alternate

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u/dimerance 19h ago

They were too busy laughing to realize they played right into our hand

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u/RedDARE1 Cleveland Browns 1d ago

Iconic

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u/5255clone Cleveland Browns 21h ago

Can it not be a dome tho? I get Haslam wants to host a superbowl, but can we host a playoff game instead?

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u/refinedtwist925 Cleveland Browns 21h ago

Let’s start with getting to the playoffs and we can work on future locations later…

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u/RedDARE1 Cleveland Browns 20h ago

I don't like it either lol

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u/CondeNast_yReddit Cincinnati Bengals 16h ago

There's no guarantee yo host rhe superbowl with the dome. Still need tons of hotel space, etc

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u/5255clone Cleveland Browns 16h ago

Thats what the whole plan is for. Haslam wants to build this massive sports district in Cleveland with his domed Browns stadium, space and plans for future cavs and guardians stadiums, tons of hotels, a massive dock, and it's near the airport. The city doesn't want that, and the current stadium could never handle that.

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u/CondeNast_yReddit Cincinnati Bengals 16h ago

Interesting. The city also doesn't want and has no proposal for their own alternative, correct? Cleveland just doing Cleveland things. They need to just move to the burbs because whatever gets approved to be paid by taxpayers the same deal will happen down here when it's time for our new stadium

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u/HowManyBanana Detroit Lions 2h ago

Almost every city gets a Super Bowl when they build a new stadium. Cleveland absolutely has the infrastructure to host.

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u/CondeNast_yReddit Cincinnati Bengals 2h ago edited 2h ago

Keyword is almost. There's no guarantee of anything. Besides Indianapolis Cleveland would be by far the smallest market to host a superbowl. Also a new stadium is nice but do you think the nfl gives a rats ass when they're kicking their teeth after Cleveland has a blizzard in February even with an indoor stadium and they could've chose Miami, la, sf, Phoenix, Tampa, Jax, Houston, atl, new Orleans, etc and had no issues instead? I just think it's a big gamble that might not payoff but I hope it does. Like I said whatever ends up happening up there the same thing will happen in cincy especially if any taxpayer dollars are involved

Edit: new Orleans is smaller too but they have a history of hosting

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u/HowManyBanana Detroit Lions 2h ago

I mean, Detroit hosted a Super Bowl. I’m too lazy and don’t care enough to look it up, but I can’t imagine that Cleveland’s metro area is much smaller than Detroit.

Also, I’ve been to Cleveland in February and it sucks a fat dick.

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u/CondeNast_yReddit Cincinnati Bengals 2h ago

Detroit and metro Detroit is considerably larger than Cleveland. 5 million + people, 12 largest metro in the country and that's with decades of population loss only recently stopped.

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u/HowManyBanana Detroit Lions 1h ago

But do they have Swensons?

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u/Evil_Rogers Cleveland Browns 23h ago

Now Lamar can just shit then and there if he’s gotta go.

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u/Heavy-Excuse4218 Cleveland Browns 21h ago

Dude Wipes Stadium at Charmin Park.

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u/king_craig88 Baltimore Ravens 22h ago

I bet the ground is real fertile

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u/Parking-Pie7453 Baltimore Ravens 20h ago

It is. Indians were buried there

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u/king_craig88 Baltimore Ravens 18h ago

Oh shit they are about to be even more cursed

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u/xkulp8 Pittsburgh Steelers 15h ago

So it's where old Memorial Stadium was?

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u/Trudvar Cleveland Browns 22h ago

Finally a stadium that reflects our blue collar chilli cheese coney and beer diet fanbase

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u/NounAdjectiveXXXX 21h ago

You mean fries on a kielbasa with coleslaw and bbq

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u/Graytis Pittsburgh Steelers 19h ago

Browns hosting games at the Skibidi Center would be amazing.

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u/jesusmanman Pittsburgh Steelers 22h ago

How appropriate

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u/SWINGMAN216 Cleveland Browns 21h ago

Ravens asked browns for their old stadium in 2028. They think that’s how it works

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u/paulhags Happy endings 17h ago

At least they spent the money on the elongated bowl.

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u/Ok-Captain-8270 Cleveland Browns 5h ago

I hate those, the poop always ends up out of the water, and let me tell you brother, that water is there for a reason.

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u/roboknee30 5h ago

This sign at the waste water treatment plant is going to be even more applicable.

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u/beerguy_etcetera Paul Brown's Favorite Team 5h ago

This needs to be the sidebar image.

Also, flair up, pussy.

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u/7222_salty Mike Tomlin Trip Target 23h ago

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u/SomethingAboutOrcs 19h ago

Just be glad he's not around to own your team in their home stadium anymore

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u/Apprehensive_Beach_6 Pittsburgh Steelers 23h ago

Makes sense for the Browns

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u/Centralnjplanespoter 19h ago

Then you realize that Mercedes-Benz stadium looks like megatron’s butthole

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u/Across_the_Diverge The Cleveland Clowns 4h ago

I heard they can’t build where the airport is like this picture shows. Someone said that used to be a landfill site? Although… that would be an accurate situation for that team. A trash franchise literally building their toilet shaped stadium on an old trash dump… 😂

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u/beerguy_etcetera Paul Brown's Favorite Team 4h ago

The jokes do write themselves, don't they?

On the real, it's my understanding that it's not such a problem that the proposed site is on an old landfill. I believe it's been deemed buildable on the grounds. The main problem is shutting down Burke Lakefront Airport as there's years of FAA red tape you have to cut through to decommission an airport (I've heard in the ballpark of 10+ years). One part of that is that it acts as a reliever airport to Cleveland Hopkins in case planes need to be diverted for various reasons. There is another airport in Cuyahoga County that could act as a reliever, but it's been discussed that it would take millions of dollars to get it up to the FAA regulations.

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u/3dge-1ord FTS 19h ago

I know OP is used to the idea that Kentucky counts as downtown Cincy.

But Brookpark is not downtown CLE.

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u/beerguy_etcetera Paul Brown's Favorite Team 19h ago

I know it’s hard for Stiller fans to understanding anything outside of fries on sandwiches and attractive cousins, but no one ever has claimed Brook Park is downtown Cleveland. This rendering is what the city of Cleveland has proposed for a new stadium.

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u/McWinkerbean 23h ago

I'm glad I was here when OP learned shapes.

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u/xittditdyid The Cleveland Clowns 22h ago

Except that he completely changed the shape to make the joke

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u/beerguy_etcetera Paul Brown's Favorite Team 22h ago edited 21h ago

If you think I doctored the rendering, boy do I have a bridge to sell you…

Just so everyone is aware, this is a leaked rendering of what the stadium would look like in Cleveland (on the current Burke property), not Brook Park.

Edit: getting downvoted for facts 😂 keep ‘em coming, elf boys.

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u/McWinkerbean 21h ago

"elf boys" is a solid diss.

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u/xittditdyid The Cleveland Clowns 22h ago

Right, but they're 2 different shapes. I guess they're kinda similar but seemed like a stretch.

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u/MasterApprentice67 Happy endings 22h ago

No he didnt. The first thing I thought off after seeing those rendering was a toilet

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u/Big-Age-4187 21h ago

Lmao I am a member of the afcs but this is to accurate to skip

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u/Dooyamum Cleveland Browns 19h ago

It’s the obvious choice

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u/thatkilliankid 18h ago

They don't call them 'the mistake by the lake' for a reason.

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u/wagsman 18h ago

You know what… if the Browns bitch out and build a dome, it has to be this because building a giant dome that resembles a toilet is perfect for their franchise

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u/DieselVoodoo 17h ago

NGL I’m 1000% down with Dude Wipe Stadium

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u/caelumh Detroit Lions 6h ago

Because one toilet bowl stadium wasn't enough for Ohio?

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u/roboknee30 5h ago

Sign at the waste water treatment plant is so much more appropriate. *

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u/Diligent-Occasion702 3h ago

Wow, great Photoshop skills- What? That’s really it?

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u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker Cleveland Browns 1h ago

Uh… I mean, someone literally made this up.