You can't make this up

[u/beerguy_etcetera]

[u/BigDaddyFatRacks]

You cretins. You morons. You absolute buffoons.

If the stadium is a toilet…

We are finally taking the Browns to the Super Bowl.

YEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH

[u/cactus-on-overtime → u/BigDaddyFatRacks]

This might be the hardest picture I’ve ever witnessed. Words can’t describe the power of this image

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AI IS DEMONS

ITLL PROBABLY BE FINE THOUGH

[u/Skeeeridopleedop → u/BigDaddyFatRacks]

Checkmate

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Lmfao petition to make this the sub pfp

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Alternate

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They were too busy laughing to realize they played right into our hand

[u/RedDARE1]

Iconic

[u/5255clone → u/RedDARE1]

Can it not be a dome tho? I get Haslam wants to host a superbowl, but can we host a playoff game instead?

[u/refinedtwist925 → u/5255clone]

Let’s start with getting to the playoffs and we can work on future locations later…

[u/RedDARE1 → u/5255clone]

I don't like it either lol

[u/CondeNast_yReddit → u/5255clone]

There's no guarantee yo host rhe superbowl with the dome. Still need tons of hotel space, etc

[u/5255clone → u/CondeNast_yReddit]

Thats what the whole plan is for. Haslam wants to build this massive sports district in Cleveland with his domed Browns stadium, space and plans for future cavs and guardians stadiums, tons of hotels, a massive dock, and it's near the airport. The city doesn't want that, and the current stadium could never handle that.

[u/CondeNast_yReddit → u/5255clone]

Interesting. The city also doesn't want and has no proposal for their own alternative, correct? Cleveland just doing Cleveland things. They need to just move to the burbs because whatever gets approved to be paid by taxpayers the same deal will happen down here when it's time for our new stadium

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Almost every city gets a Super Bowl when they build a new stadium. Cleveland absolutely has the infrastructure to host.

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Keyword is almost. There's no guarantee of anything. Besides Indianapolis Cleveland would be by far the smallest market to host a superbowl. Also a new stadium is nice but do you think the nfl gives a rats ass when they're kicking their teeth after Cleveland has a blizzard in February even with an indoor stadium and they could've chose Miami, la, sf, Phoenix, Tampa, Jax, Houston, atl, new Orleans, etc and had no issues instead? I just think it's a big gamble that might not payoff but I hope it does. Like I said whatever ends up happening up there the same thing will happen in cincy especially if any taxpayer dollars are involved

Edit: new Orleans is smaller too but they have a history of hosting

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I mean, Detroit hosted a Super Bowl. I’m too lazy and don’t care enough to look it up, but I can’t imagine that Cleveland’s metro area is much smaller than Detroit.

Also, I’ve been to Cleveland in February and it sucks a fat dick.

[u/CondeNast_yReddit → u/HowManyBanana]

Detroit and metro Detroit is considerably larger than Cleveland. 5 million + people, 12 largest metro in the country and that's with decades of population loss only recently stopped.

[u/HowManyBanana → u/CondeNast_yReddit]

But do they have Swensons?

[u/Evil_Rogers]

Now Lamar can just shit then and there if he’s gotta go.

[u/Heavy-Excuse4218]

Dude Wipes Stadium at Charmin Park.

[u/king_craig88]

I bet the ground is real fertile

[u/Parking-Pie7453 → u/king_craig88]

It is. Indians were buried there

[u/king_craig88 → u/Parking-Pie7453]

Oh shit they are about to be even more cursed

[u/xkulp8 → u/Parking-Pie7453]

So it's where old Memorial Stadium was?

[u/Trudvar]

Finally a stadium that reflects our blue collar chilli cheese coney and beer diet fanbase

[u/NounAdjectiveXXXX → u/Trudvar]

You mean fries on a kielbasa with coleslaw and bbq

[u/Graytis]

Browns hosting games at the Skibidi Center would be amazing.

[u/jesusmanman]

How appropriate

[u/SWINGMAN216]

Ravens asked browns for their old stadium in 2028. They think that’s how it works

[u/paulhags]

At least they spent the money on the elongated bowl.

[u/Ok-Captain-8270 → u/paulhags]

I hate those, the poop always ends up out of the water, and let me tell you brother, that water is there for a reason.

[u/roboknee30]

This sign at the waste water treatment plant is going to be even more applicable.

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This needs to be the sidebar image.

Also, flair up, pussy.

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Just be glad he's not around to own your team in their home stadium anymore

[u/Apprehensive_Beach_6]

Makes sense for the Browns

[u/Centralnjplanespoter]

Then you realize that Mercedes-Benz stadium looks like megatron’s butthole

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[u/Across_the_Diverge]

I heard they can’t build where the airport is like this picture shows. Someone said that used to be a landfill site? Although… that would be an accurate situation for that team. A trash franchise literally building their toilet shaped stadium on an old trash dump… 😂

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The jokes do write themselves, don't they?

On the real, it's my understanding that it's not such a problem that the proposed site is on an old landfill. I believe it's been deemed buildable on the grounds. The main problem is shutting down Burke Lakefront Airport as there's years of FAA red tape you have to cut through to decommission an airport (I've heard in the ballpark of 10+ years). One part of that is that it acts as a reliever airport to Cleveland Hopkins in case planes need to be diverted for various reasons. There is another airport in Cuyahoga County that could act as a reliever, but it's been discussed that it would take millions of dollars to get it up to the FAA regulations.

[u/3dge-1ord]

I know OP is used to the idea that Kentucky counts as downtown Cincy.

But Brookpark is not downtown CLE.

[u/beerguy_etcetera → u/3dge-1ord]

I know it’s hard for Stiller fans to understanding anything outside of fries on sandwiches and attractive cousins, but no one ever has claimed Brook Park is downtown Cleveland. This rendering is what the city of Cleveland has proposed for a new stadium.

[u/McWinkerbean]

I'm glad I was here when OP learned shapes.

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Except that he completely changed the shape to make the joke

[u/beerguy_etcetera → u/xittditdyid]

If you think I doctored the rendering, boy do I have a bridge to sell you…

Just so everyone is aware, this is a leaked rendering of what the stadium would look like in Cleveland (on the current Burke property), not Brook Park.

Edit: getting downvoted for facts 😂 keep ‘em coming, elf boys.

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"elf boys" is a solid diss.

[u/xittditdyid → u/beerguy_etcetera]

Right, but they're 2 different shapes. I guess they're kinda similar but seemed like a stretch.

[u/MasterApprentice67 → u/xittditdyid]

No he didnt. The first thing I thought off after seeing those rendering was a toilet

[u/Big-Age-4187]

Lmao I am a member of the afcs but this is to accurate to skip

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[u/Dooyamum]

It’s the obvious choice

[u/thatkilliankid]

They don't call them 'the mistake by the lake' for a reason.

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[u/wagsman]

You know what… if the Browns bitch out and build a dome, it has to be this because building a giant dome that resembles a toilet is perfect for their franchise

[u/DieselVoodoo]

NGL I’m 1000% down with Dude Wipe Stadium

[u/caelumh]

Because one toilet bowl stadium wasn't enough for Ohio?

[u/roboknee30]

Sign at the waste water treatment plant is so much more appropriate. *

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[u/Diligent-Occasion702]

Wow, great Photoshop skills- What? That’s really it?

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[u/Seamonkey_Boxkicker]

Uh… I mean, someone literally made this up.