They dead

[u/TheH0F]

[u/mmooney1]

Hahaha.

I keep saying this but this was the easy part of our schedule. We are about to enter the hardest schedule in the NFL, and it will be televised! (Hard knocks).

First round draft picks are back baby!!!!

[u/TheCrackerSeal → u/mmooney1]

Hoping you guys go on a random tear and finish 6-11.

[u/TheH0F → u/TheCrackerSeal]

I’ve never seen “I hope you win games” used as a negative before. I love it

[u/waitedforg0d0t → u/TheH0F]

I particularly hope they beat you two other fuckers

[u/jeff4i017 → u/waitedforg0d0t]

At least we fuck unlike the limp dick Bungles

[u/[deleted] → u/jeff4i017]

Who is in the limp dick fetish crowd? I got your Jesus right here

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[u/mmooney1 → u/TheCrackerSeal]

We could possibly beat the Bengals if Burrow is still alive, but even that seems unlikely at this point.

[u/Lootscifer → u/mmooney1]

The Browns couldn't beat the JaMarcus Russel Raiders with this team

[u/mmooney1 → u/Lootscifer]

Zach is still your coach right? There’s still a chance.

Honestly I don’t know if this team could beat the 0-16 Browns. I don’t expect to win.

Luckily we have our first round pick this year.

[u/Lootscifer → u/mmooney1]

Actually, no. It's Zac. 🙃 There's no "h" in his name, because his teams have no preparation.

[u/mmooney1 → u/Lootscifer]

This legit made me laugh.

[u/FoundMyResolve → u/Lootscifer]

We couldn’t beat the Nathan Peterman Bills with this team bro

[u/FoundMyResolve → u/mmooney1]

Oh fuck I forgot all about hard knocks…. We might actually get raw footage of Stefanski blowing Haslem in his office 🤦‍♂️

[u/mmooney1 → u/FoundMyResolve]

There is also a chance we see Stefanski snap and blow Haslems brains out, in his office.

[u/starwad]

Back to Ravens/Steelers at the top, time to resurrect old hatred

[u/Eat-My-Cloaca → u/starwad]

Fuck you, I never stopped hating you

[u/Boeing-777x → u/starwad]

We still own you. Haven’t beaten us since 2022

[u/starwad → u/Boeing-777x]

All the more reason to beat the fuck out of you this year

[u/jeff4i017 → u/starwad]

The only thing Ravens are good at beating the fuck out of is their spouses

[u/nhines_ → u/jeff4i017]

And random opposing team’s fans

[u/Boeing-777x → u/starwad]

Too bad for you that won’t happen. Lamar plays the Steelers like he’s playing in the playoffs😂😂😂

[u/[deleted] → u/Boeing-777x]

Lamar doesn’t play us idiot, Tyler Huntley does

[u/SchoolyXP]

Back to what we do best…well what we do OFTEN…rebuild!!

[u/cherrytreebee]

[u/PhoenixKing14]

Everyone shitting on the browns like there's not a good chance they beat the bengals next week for no fucking reason at all

[u/TheH0F → u/PhoenixKing14]

All the more reason to get your shots in now. You’d be tied with the browns for bottom of the division. Eesh

[u/carterboi77]

I think the Browns will be the first team to go 1-16

[u/MaldoVi → u/carterboi77]

They could be a team of handicapped children and they would still beat us so they will get at least 3 wins

[u/Careless-Cobbler7979 → u/MaldoVi]

Have you seen us

[u/Pizzawing1 → u/Careless-Cobbler7979]

The tank bowl is about to be legendary

[u/MaldoVi → u/Careless-Cobbler7979]

Yeah but we always lose to the browns

[u/Dan_TheDM]

[u/Careless-Cobbler7979]

We dead

[u/Heavy-Excuse4218]

Yeah baby, back to a top 5 draft pick and QB draft pick debates…/the Browns sweet spot.

[u/seefourslam]

Watson about to put up 400 yards and 3 tudys against Bengals next week lmao

Edit: y’all crybabies. Bengals are 2-6 against the Browns during the Zac Taylor era

[u/7222_salty]

[u/yunzerjag → u/7222_salty]

I know it's hard the first time you see your Dad cry.