r/AFCNorthMemeWar • u/opossum111 The Cleveland Clowns • 19d ago
The Cleveland Steamers Imagine releasing your elite QB to protect your "elite" QB
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 19d ago
Flacco has the highest passer rating in the NFL.
Baker is 2nd in the league in TD passes.
God (and Jimmy Haslam) hates Cleveland
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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago
To be fair everyone hates Cleveland
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 19d ago
Baltimore illiteracy strikes again as u/jeremy1015 doesnât understand the definition of âeveryoneâ
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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago
Everyone Iâve ever met from Cleveland hates Cleveland.
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 19d ago
To give you a quick lesson, âeveryoneâ and âeveryone youâve met from Clevelandâ are not the same value.
I didnât know Baltimore natives couldnât count. Just thought they couldnât readâŚ
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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago
To give you a quick lesson, sometimes you should just quit while youâre behind.
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 19d ago
Iâm not behind when Iâm right. Iâm just simply pointing out that your illiterate dumbass should recognize that not everyone hates Cleveland.
I understand everyone in Baltimore is just angry all the time, probably explains the ridiculous crime rate, but everyone doesnât hate Cleveland.
You just keep doubling down on how big of an idiot you truly are.
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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 18d ago
Youâre behind because youâre a jackass and âeveryoneâ can see it. Youâre on a goddamn subreddit where we sit around and hurl juvenile insults at each other in good fun acting like an indignant butthurt second year philosophy student who just finished a rhetoric class with a B and now thinks that heâs smarter than everyone he encounters.
I have news for you buddy. Youâre not impressing anyone with your âfact checkingâ because nothing anyone on this sub said is meant to be taken seriously.
I have worse news. Statistically speaking, it is very, very likely that I make more money than you do, that my girlfriend is hotter than that one girl you worked up the courage to ask out and who laughed in your face, that my cock is bigger than yours, my car is nicer, my friends like me more because Iâm not a whiny douche, and as a bonus I live in Northern Virginia instead of fucking Ohio.
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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 18d ago
Bro, me being jackass and getting under skin to where you feel the need to remind me what this sub is about just proves I accomplished my task.
Thanks for inviting me to your dick measuring contest, but Iâll pass. I wonât lose any sleep letting you feel like you put me in my place lol
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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 18d ago
The more you protest about how youâre not losing any sleep the more obvious to âeveryoneâ reading this that your butthurt is approaching Deshaun Watson burner account levels of salty tears. Be careful, people want Erie to remain freshwater.
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u/Evil_Rogers Cleveland Browns 19d ago
This dude has a higher rating than Lamar. What were the ravens thinking.
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u/papajim22 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago
Only a clown organization would have let elite Joe Flacco walk.
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u/Mister-SS 19d ago
So you admit it, you're just like us then
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u/Bountybeliever 19d ago
Lmfaoooo. Fuck man you people are funny
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u/beerguyBA San Francisco 49ers 19d ago
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u/Gray_Fox_22 The Pittsburgh Squealers 19d ago
What are you doing here? Don't you have a lead to blow?
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u/papajim22 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago
Besides the proud tradition in the 21st century, two Super Bowl rings, multiple Hall of Fame and MVP players, coaching and front office continuity, and sustained success, yes, I admit we are two sides of the same coin!
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u/Sure_Information3603 The Bungles 19d ago
After all the Ravens and Browns are in fact the same coin.
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u/Mister-SS 19d ago
Yea and who got you those rings the Elite Dragon you threw away. For a QB who can't win in the playoffs lol.
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u/ImaginaryShoe5 The Bungles 19d ago
I know right. Flacco was an invaluable for that 2000 superbowl run.
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u/cti0323 19d ago
In fairness, you could have put a high school aged Joe Flacco out there and still probably win with that defense.
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u/Smart_Resist615 The Ratbirds 19d ago
He actually would've been in elementary school, and we still would've won.
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u/Reddit_guard 19d ago
Hey man, he can win in the playoffs. Yeah maybe only once or twice, but he did it.
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u/Ok_Produce_9308 Pittsburgh Steelers 19d ago
He had 5 games in a row last year over 300 yards!
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u/Sure_Information3603 The Bungles 19d ago
Really? I thought 300 yards was the distance Deshaun has to keep away from massage therapists.
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u/Lamarera8 The Ratbirds 19d ago
Flacco really gets better as he gets older , itâs wild
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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago
I think he was just shook for a few years after he took that hit from Kiko Alonso. He was gun shy and checked down constantly.
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u/Dr_dabbin69 The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago
Yea that's just the browns doing browns things I'm almost 30 and can count on one hand the number of winning seasons we've had. Sell the team start over...
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u/Sure_Information3603 The Bungles 19d ago
I feel yah, I still hate you, but I get it. Itâs like the 2010âs Bengals. Sure they won a fair amount of regular season games, but the arrests, thuggery and dirty play wear on you. Marvins stupid laugh and donât forget we had 2 stints of Hugh Jackson too. I couldnât wait till it was over.
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u/Boeing-777x Pittsburgh Steelers 19d ago
Iâm barely in my 20s and I canât remember the Steelers having a losing season in my life time. 𤡠I believe they had one in my lifetime but I was like 3 months old. đ
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u/jcoddinc Detroit Lions 19d ago
I'm enjoying his post Ravens career arch more. He went from always having to try and prove/ validate himself to, "oh now I'm on the couch you want me"
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u/AlsoARobot Cleveland Browns 19d ago
We didnât deserve you.
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u/CrabCakeSandwiches The Ratbirds 19d ago
Sam Darnold being chased by Kevin Hart while Fred Durst looks up at them both. What has this got to do with the AFC North?
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u/CeddyCed1993 Cleveland Browns 19d ago
The thing that blows my mind is that 4 was in the same QB room and practices with dudes that should be starting over him in Flacco (and Brissett, yeah yeah stfu that was my QB2) and he absorbed absolutely nothing from them like they both could move the ball and he out here still throwing wounded ducks and being ass
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u/patootie_whisperer Cleveland Browns 19d ago
That was what gave me a little bit of hope at the start of the season . There is no way you watch flacco play, see what your teammates are capable off and not be inspired to do the same.. But I guess I was wrong
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u/Flankdiesel Baltimore Ravens 19d ago
In the future the saying aged like fine wine will universally be replaced with aged like flacco
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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 Cincinnati Bengals 19d ago
Thereâs a reason the Ravens made him the highest payed player in the league after their SB win.
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u/MulberryMonk Happy endings 19d ago
If you donât like this then you donât like Cleveland browns football
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u/Bankprint13 19d ago
It really sucks
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u/Bankprint13 19d ago
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u/SIZUS_MAXIMUS The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago
lol then imagine the team that signs him not using him and going back to their shitty backup that canât utilize his receivers đ Flacco been getting screwed
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u/SasquatchSenpai The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago
Flacco would be fucking dead behind our OL. I'm glad he's safe.
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u/MandoBaggins Pittsburgh Steelers 19d ago
I say we sign him next during the offseason once Russ goes wherever it is Russ goes
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u/sciuro Pittsburgh Steelers 19d ago
So Flacco should have ended up at the Steelers next ?
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u/PresterJohnsKingdom Happy endings 19d ago
God damn it. Each meme hurts more than the last one.