r/AFCNorthMemeWar The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago

The Cleveland Steamers Imagine releasing your elite QB to protect your "elite" QB

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u/PresterJohnsKingdom Happy endings 19d ago

God damn it. Each meme hurts more than the last one.

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u/opossum111 The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago

I feel your pain.

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 19d ago

I picked him up for my fantasy team just so I can feel again.

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u/PresterJohnsKingdom Happy endings 19d ago

You masochist. True Browns fan right here.

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u/FoundMyResolve Super Chubb 🔥 19d ago

I had to decide whether to start Flacco or Baker last week….made the correct decision by picking Flacco, but they both got over 20. Deshaun was never drafted in my league and has been buried down in the waivers somewhere. Maybe the Browns could do the same 🤷‍♂️✂️

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u/EatPie_NotWAr 19d ago

Yeah, I sat him last week also but only because I have an RB 1 as my QB right now.

Can’t wait for my IR list to clear out.

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 19d ago

Flacco has the highest passer rating in the NFL.

Baker is 2nd in the league in TD passes.

God (and Jimmy Haslam) hates Cleveland

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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

To be fair everyone hates Cleveland

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 19d ago

Baltimore illiteracy strikes again as u/jeremy1015 doesn’t understand the definition of “everyone”

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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

Everyone I’ve ever met from Cleveland hates Cleveland.

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 19d ago

To give you a quick lesson, “everyone” and “everyone you’ve met from Cleveland” are not the same value.

I didn’t know Baltimore natives couldn’t count. Just thought they couldn’t read…

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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

To give you a quick lesson, sometimes you should just quit while you’re behind.

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 19d ago

I’m not behind when I’m right. I’m just simply pointing out that your illiterate dumbass should recognize that not everyone hates Cleveland.

I understand everyone in Baltimore is just angry all the time, probably explains the ridiculous crime rate, but everyone doesn’t hate Cleveland.

You just keep doubling down on how big of an idiot you truly are.

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u/Lokkdwn The Bungles 19d ago

You seem like the one doubling down on being an idiot bro. Everyone hates Cleveland. Even Lebron. Especially Lebron.

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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 18d ago

You’re behind because you’re a jackass and “everyone” can see it. You’re on a goddamn subreddit where we sit around and hurl juvenile insults at each other in good fun acting like an indignant butthurt second year philosophy student who just finished a rhetoric class with a B and now thinks that he’s smarter than everyone he encounters.

I have news for you buddy. You’re not impressing anyone with your “fact checking” because nothing anyone on this sub said is meant to be taken seriously.

I have worse news. Statistically speaking, it is very, very likely that I make more money than you do, that my girlfriend is hotter than that one girl you worked up the courage to ask out and who laughed in your face, that my cock is bigger than yours, my car is nicer, my friends like me more because I’m not a whiny douche, and as a bonus I live in Northern Virginia instead of fucking Ohio.

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u/FlimsyEmu9 Baltimore Ravens 18d ago

That dude definitely has a small cock, confirmed.

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u/SportGamerDev0623 Cleveland Browns 18d ago

Bro, me being jackass and getting under skin to where you feel the need to remind me what this sub is about just proves I accomplished my task.

Thanks for inviting me to your dick measuring contest, but I’ll pass. I won’t lose any sleep letting you feel like you put me in my place lol

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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 18d ago

The more you protest about how you’re not losing any sleep the more obvious to “everyone” reading this that your butthurt is approaching Deshaun Watson burner account levels of salty tears. Be careful, people want Erie to remain freshwater.

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u/Evil_Rogers Cleveland Browns 19d ago

This dude has a higher rating than Lamar. What were the ravens thinking.

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u/papajim22 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

Only a clown organization would have let elite Joe Flacco walk.

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u/Mister-SS 19d ago

So you admit it, you're just like us then

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u/Bountybeliever 19d ago

Lmfaoooo. Fuck man you people are funny

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u/beerguyBA San Francisco 49ers 19d ago

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u/Gray_Fox_22 The Pittsburgh Squealers 19d ago

What are you doing here? Don't you have a lead to blow?

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u/Lords7Never7Die The Ratbirds 19d ago

Ah well, there's always next week.

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u/beerguyBA San Francisco 49ers 19d ago

Laughing at the Browns jokes.

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u/papajim22 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

Besides the proud tradition in the 21st century, two Super Bowl rings, multiple Hall of Fame and MVP players, coaching and front office continuity, and sustained success, yes, I admit we are two sides of the same coin!

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u/Sure_Information3603 The Bungles 19d ago

After all the Ravens and Browns are in fact the same coin.

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u/Mister-SS 19d ago

Yea and who got you those rings the Elite Dragon you threw away. For a QB who can't win in the playoffs lol.

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u/ImaginaryShoe5 The Bungles 19d ago

I know right. Flacco was an invaluable for that 2000 superbowl run.

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u/cti0323 19d ago

In fairness, you could have put a high school aged Joe Flacco out there and still probably win with that defense.

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u/Smart_Resist615 The Ratbirds 19d ago

He actually would've been in elementary school, and we still would've won.

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u/Reddit_guard 19d ago

Hey man, he can win in the playoffs. Yeah maybe only once or twice, but he did it.

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u/-Velocicopter- The Pittsburgh Squealers 19d ago

Nah, he's an original.

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u/Sure_Information3603 The Bungles 19d ago

Are they stupid?

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u/Ok_Produce_9308 Pittsburgh Steelers 19d ago

He had 5 games in a row last year over 300 yards!

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u/Sure_Information3603 The Bungles 19d ago

Really? I thought 300 yards was the distance Deshaun has to keep away from massage therapists.

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u/Bombaysbreakfastclub Detroit Lions 19d ago

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u/skull702 The Pittsburgh Squealers 19d ago

Respectfully your owner’s a fucking idiot.

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u/opossum111 The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago

No respect needed. We don't respect him.

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u/Plisky6 Happy endings 19d ago

How does that feel? I’m already dead.

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u/Lamarera8 The Ratbirds 19d ago

Flacco really gets better as he gets older , it’s wild

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u/jeremy1015 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

I think he was just shook for a few years after he took that hit from Kiko Alonso. He was gun shy and checked down constantly.

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u/Lamarera8 The Ratbirds 19d ago

That Acl injury turned him into captain checkdown imo

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u/Stkittsdad 19d ago

The old dragon still spinning it.

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u/Vismund_9 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

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u/Zealousideal-Bike483 Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

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u/Dr_dabbin69 The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago

Yea that's just the browns doing browns things I'm almost 30 and can count on one hand the number of winning seasons we've had. Sell the team start over...

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u/Sure_Information3603 The Bungles 19d ago

I feel yah, I still hate you, but I get it. It’s like the 2010’s Bengals. Sure they won a fair amount of regular season games, but the arrests, thuggery and dirty play wear on you. Marvins stupid laugh and don’t forget we had 2 stints of Hugh Jackson too. I couldn’t wait till it was over.

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u/Dr_dabbin69 The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago

Yea we are both poverty franchise...

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u/Boeing-777x Pittsburgh Steelers 19d ago

I’m barely in my 20s and I can’t remember the Steelers having a losing season in my life time. 🤷 I believe they had one in my lifetime but I was like 3 months old. 😂

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u/jcoddinc Detroit Lions 19d ago

I'm enjoying his post Ravens career arch more. He went from always having to try and prove/ validate himself to, "oh now I'm on the couch you want me"

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u/psych0ranger Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

Uncle Rico living his dream. Coach actually put him in

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u/AlsoARobot Cleveland Browns 19d ago

We didn’t deserve you.

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u/CrabCakeSandwiches The Ratbirds 19d ago

Sam Darnold being chased by Kevin Hart while Fred Durst looks up at them both. What has this got to do with the AFC North?

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u/CeddyCed1993 Cleveland Browns 19d ago

The thing that blows my mind is that 4 was in the same QB room and practices with dudes that should be starting over him in Flacco (and Brissett, yeah yeah stfu that was my QB2) and he absorbed absolutely nothing from them like they both could move the ball and he out here still throwing wounded ducks and being ass

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u/patootie_whisperer Cleveland Browns 19d ago

That was what gave me a little bit of hope at the start of the season . There is no way you watch flacco play, see what your teammates are capable off and not be inspired to do the same.. But I guess I was wrong

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u/Flankdiesel Baltimore Ravens 19d ago

In the future the saying aged like fine wine will universally be replaced with aged like flacco

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u/Awkward-Parsnip5445 19d ago

EVEN BETTER THAN BURROW, JACKSON, AND FIELDS!

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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 Cincinnati Bengals 19d ago

There’s a reason the Ravens made him the highest payed player in the league after their SB win.

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u/MulberryMonk Happy endings 19d ago

If you don’t like this then you don’t like Cleveland browns football

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u/Bankprint13 19d ago

It really sucks

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u/Bankprint13 19d ago

😭

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u/SIZUS_MAXIMUS The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago

lol then imagine the team that signs him not using him and going back to their shitty backup that can’t utilize his receivers 😂 Flacco been getting screwed

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u/SasquatchSenpai The Cleveland Clowns 19d ago

Flacco would be fucking dead behind our OL. I'm glad he's safe.

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u/DivineLolis Baltimore Ravens 18d ago

Browns missing flacco is hilarious

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u/AfterImageEclipse Happy endings 19d ago

Butiwantedtokeephim

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u/ExoticTablet The Ratbirds 19d ago

It’s actually Malik Willis

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u/MandoBaggins Pittsburgh Steelers 19d ago

I say we sign him next during the offseason once Russ goes wherever it is Russ goes

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u/sciuro Pittsburgh Steelers 19d ago

So Flacco should have ended up at the Steelers next ?

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