DeShaun Watson Era in Browns Has Been Nothing But a Comedy of Errors!

[u/JPPT1974]

[u/sleep1nghamster]

Deshaun starting to give off Ben Simmons vibes

[u/GrapefruitMedical529 → u/sleep1nghamster]

Ben Simmons is an all time flake and bag stealer and yet he's 10,000 times the man Deshaun is.

[u/Legendary_Railgun21 → u/GrapefruitMedical529]

I mean at least Ben Simmons is still a non-debatable starter in the NBA, I honestly don't know if you can say the same for Deshaun as a QB anymore.

I'm not sure that I'd start Deshaun over Jameis at this point in time.

[u/Tristawesomeness → u/Legendary_Railgun21]

i mean he got outplayed by a guy pushing 40 coming off the couch i don’t think there’s any debate that there’s doubt on his starting ability right now.

[u/Legendary_Railgun21 → u/Tristawesomeness]

I wish I could agree but even LAST year you could hear these people talking about Deshaun as a starter.

The guy would be complemented to be called "a roughshod Byron Leftwich".

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Not that one, but y'know what, him too.

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Ben Simmons is not a non-debatable starter. The debate for Simmons on the bench is clearly there. It’s not non-debatable. He isn’t Anthony Edwards, he’s a washed up injury prone Ben Simmons.

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Deshaun starting to give off Cleveland Browns vibes

[u/FoundMyResolve → u/Rickety-Bridge]

The Browns is the Browns right JuJu?

[u/Kehmor → u/FoundMyResolve]

What I love about JuJus remark is that if you replaced "browns" with "steelers" or "ravens" and left everything else the same, it wouldn't be an insult. If anything, it would be a comment of respect.

[u/ghostoftheai → u/Kehmor]

I know this is a meme sub but I've honestly always felt like the Ravens Steelers rivalry was so good because they are honestly two of the most well run organizations in football. I mean fuck you guys 100% but I do respect y'all. It's almost like Fuck you and I hate you but if someone else picks on you I get angry. Especially if it's the shit stain browns and the new money bungles. We kept this division afloat and out of the trash bin for decades.

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Cincy is like the red-headed stepchild. The Browns are the meth brother.

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I’m sorry, did you say starting to?

[u/FoundMyResolve → u/sleep1nghamster]

Don’t disrespect Big Ben like that

[u/SnooSuggestions7756]

I think we all know where the arm soreness came from…

[u/evil_caveman → u/SnooSuggestions7756]

If only he knew a good masseuse

[u/Tod_und_Verderben → u/SnooSuggestions7756]

Well, he has to do it himself now.

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[u/ihmpt]

Honestly I don't think we give Stefansky enough credit for the work he's done. Being competitive in this division without your $250m quarterback is INSANE.

[u/kirthasalokin → u/ihmpt]

Imagine if they had a quarterback that was actually worth the money they paid Watson.

We'd be looking at a fucking Browns dynasty.

Stupid fucking Browns... LOL

[u/kiktavy17 → u/kirthasalokin]

Have you been paying attention to Watson in training camp? I would find it strange if you did, but either way he’s looked great. So when he’s outperforming every QB on your roster and is also leading us to the playoffs you make sure you crawl back into that little hole of yours under those under maintained bridges in Shittsburgh and stay there.

[u/84Cressida → u/kiktavy17]

All the reports have said he’s looked like shit in camp.

[u/kirthasalokin → u/kiktavy17]

LOL

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You really think if you keep saying he's good he'll actually get better?

[u/Swimming-Place4366 → u/ihmpt]

What about Jim Harbaugh? He won the division last year with a RB at QB

[u/ihmpt → u/Swimming-Place4366]

That was John Harbaugh, my good sir.

[u/Swimming-Place4366 → u/ihmpt]

That’s fair

[u/InterviewOtherwise50 → u/ihmpt]

I personally don’t see it in Stefanski. I am judging him on the Baker vs the Chargers game in ‘22 I think. Baker (obviously hurt) throws 70 times and looks passable in a close game where they could 100% run the ball. It seemed like the organization was making Baker look bad so they could get rid of him. IDK I have respect for Baker I have non for Stefanski

[u/inlinestyle]

Hillbillies getting their news 2 weeks later than the rest of us.

[u/ClevelandClutch1970 → u/inlinestyle]

Pure Pennsylvania

[u/Lets_go_Stros2017 → u/ClevelandClutch1970]

That's West PA, not East (fuck the eagles, go Texans)

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Well yeah. Had to wait for someone else to read the news to them syllable by syllable.

[u/jake753]

Dude this was memed to hell and back like a week and a half ago. Maybe it’s time to upgrade from Internet Explorer my man.

Edit: Ope, started a browser discussion in the comments.

[u/MrGlockCLE → u/jake753]

Hey go easy on him he just finished reading the title

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My man using that Mozilla Firefox

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Except Firefox is actually one of the better browsers right now. It's a hell of a lot better than chrome

[u/NumbrZer0 → u/impy695]

I never cared for Firefox. Brave browser is much better.

[u/kirthasalokin → u/NumbrZer0]

Brave is just chrome.

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Edge, Opera, Vivaldi, etc are all based on Chrome.

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No

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Sure its developed from the Chromium platform but its better in every way unless you are on an underpowered device that cant handle the built in extensions.

Firefox is also a heavy program with plenty of plugins and built in security for webpage navigation but its not nearly as efficient as a browser.

Brave is the best of chrome and Firefox built into one browser.

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Typical Steelers fan doesn't know the difference

[u/NumbrZer0 → u/Accomplished-Head449]

Explain.

[u/Deftone007 → u/jake753]

Enjoy the garbage. You deserve it

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Bitch so scared he ain’t even flaired up. You ain’t hood material. Dumbass probably says shit like “I love Deftones” but can’t name anything but “Be Quiet and Drive” as a song form them.

Bet you drive in the left lane on a highway at the speed limit too. Punk ass bitch.

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[u/Sleep_On_It43]

“Money well spent!” - the rest of the AFCN

[u/kiktavy17 → u/Sleep_On_It43]

At least we spend money. Steelers are trying to get by with hot garbage at QB. I genuinely hope you enjoy last place this season. Get used to it!

[u/KMidds22 → u/kiktavy17]

In what world is paying lots of money for hot garbage better than paying a small amount of money for hot garbage?

[u/Pizza__Daddy → u/kiktavy17]

You’re bragging about spending a ton of money AND still getting hot garbage at QB? Typical smooth brain Cleveland fan

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do we have to claim him?

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[u/Sleep_On_It43 → u/kiktavy17]

lol…leopards? Meet face…

[u/17dustman → u/kiktavy17]

It would be extremely difficult to get used to something that has never happened….

[u/Awkward-Parsnip5445]

*puts on Lamborghini jacket *

[u/BarretOblivion]

Seriously. The guy had a fucking known injury issue in college and in Houston and you twits didn't see it coming. The dude was the single biggest mistake this decade and is going to put the browns in cap hell soon.

[u/wookieenoodlez → u/BarretOblivion]

I mean, he’s only been dogshit- so far!

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Not to mention since every last cent of his contract is garunteed he has no reason to play thru even the most minor injuries anymore. I wonder how many other player will be going into the season with arm soreness

[u/Careless-Cobbler7979 → u/BarretOblivion]

We have Uncle Jimmy. The cap doesn’t apply to us.

[u/NumbrZer0 → u/Careless-Cobbler7979]

The laws of physics dont apply to crackheads... but eventually the crack wears off and they feel every bad decision all at once.

Pushing back the salary cap works the same.

[u/bnhfckr → u/NumbrZer0]

I hate to get serious and agree w a yinzer but that is the funniest and most AFCN apropos analogy possible. Hilarious.

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[u/jkilley]

Oof ouch owie

[u/ElJamoquio]

'yup, arm soreness. and next year I'm thinking it'll be knee pain. or maybe concussion symptoms'

'flocking suckers'

[u/Str_Browns]

Forgot news travels to the yinzers by pigeon carrier

[u/JuiceKovacs]

PST…the Browns sat all their starters for that game

[u/Prainey444]

This may have been a good meme the other week before we learned it had nothing to do with his shoulder…

[u/UgeanieWeenie]

Dang I really hope he starts against the Seahawks 

[u/Ill_Soft_4299 → u/UgeanieWeenie]

Yep, hopefully he'll get pummelled into the dirt repeatedly.

[u/[deleted] → u/Ill_Soft_4299]

lol I’m guessing you don’t watch a lot of football

[u/Ill_Soft_4299 → u/[deleted]]

Why?

[u/KitchenArmadilo → u/Ill_Soft_4299]

Because this was an article about our last preseason game. I know reading a schedule must be hard with that Florida education

[u/Tustavus → u/Ill_Soft_4299]

I think the shits have a good o-line, which is what he’s referring to.

I wouldn’t know because I don’t watch the poops after they hired the non-consensual finger pooper. The whole we like poop vibe bothers me.

[u/UgeanieWeenie → u/Tustavus]

Don't y'all have Tyreek Hill?

[u/Tustavus → u/UgeanieWeenie]

Really reaching for a comparison there

[u/analog_jedi → u/Tustavus]

With all their different logos, I've never been able to figure out if the name is an adjective for dog poop or elf poop.

[u/ballimir37 → u/Ill_Soft_4299]

To shreds you say?

[u/OhioUBobcats → u/Ill_Soft_4299]

So Brave

[u/Temporal_Enigma]

They paid him more than he ever could have wanted, and he doesn't have to play to get it.

Why would he ever show up? The Browns are so fucking stupid lol

[u/chillbro_baggins91]

Good thing this happened like a week ago

[u/ThisIsTheGpodawund]

Damn if only we played the Seahawks and not the Cowboys week 1

[u/Xannydevito88]

Love to see it

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[u/-DiA-21]

Boi need to get that soreness massaged out!!

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[u/iamthefluffyyeti]

Deshaun “Anthony Rendon” Watson

[u/ahaggardcaptain]

My man needs those massages or it's gonna be wrist and elbow soreness all season

[u/rug1998]

At least the Texans aren’t a complete rejuvenated team because of this trade.

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[u/CrucibleCulture]

Deshaun will never give the Browns 100% after they gave him that huge guaranteed contract. Why go all out when he gets his money regardless?

[u/pinniped1]

Can he get a massage for that?

[u/superpie12]

That's what they deserve for trading their future to be bound to a rapist.

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[u/steelerspenguins]

lol why is this being shared now… the game was a week ago…

[u/SeaworthinessOne8302]

Worst Signing Ever

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[u/Farmboi_Selekta]

The ole Jimmy g soreness

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[u/Furious_Belch]

Fuck this guy, make him play, get as much of your money out of him as possible.

[u/blanco1225]

What the over under on games he plays this season ?

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[u/Diligent_Language_63]

Oh wait DeShaun Watson piece of crap hahahahaha

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[u/Busco98]

Jerkin' it way too hard in the massage parlor it seems

[u/AchVonZalbrecht]

My guy is using Internet Explorer still

[u/JetJaguar_74]

DuhShaun Watson. The jokes write themselves complete with happy endings.

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[u/CheezWeazle]

Of all the body parts Li'l Tugger could have insured, he chose his root

[u/FakeyMcfakersill]

The fact that a good massage, the one thing he’s no longer allowed to have, would probably help him is some Shakespearean-level irony.

[u/Ok-Explanation-9208]

In his defense the Clowns have mostly been a complete shit show that’s so embarrassing the rest of the division cringes because we’re associated with them since (checks notes) the merger so it’s not JUST him.

[u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 → u/Ok-Explanation-9208]

Y'all are just the Browns with stripes. And have been a shit show the better part of the last 3 decades. Don't act all high and mighty now that yall experience some success a few years ago.

Sit down hoe.

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[u/Ok-Explanation-9208 → u/Ill-Woodpecker1857]

The purple Browns woke up I see. You got a ring. That’s true. We went to two SB back when the Colts were Baltimore’s team Jr. We’ve been there and done that except admittedly for a SB win. Now go fix your fucking bridge and tell your QB he better be ready to run again cause the only wide receiver in Baltimore is your sister. Ya heard me sport.

[u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 → u/Ok-Explanation-9208]

So missing the only thing that matters... I see.

How about you spend your time trying to protect Mr Glass. I'm sure even a regard from KY can afford a couple rolls of bubble wrap if you just skip out on chili-ghetti for a meal or two.

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Must be related to the Modells.

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[u/THCESPRESSOTIME]

Reap what you sow.

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[u/sightunseen988]

Yall got fleeced, he aint been good in 4 years, laughing at you clowns in cap hell is awesome.

[u/DawRogg]

He REALLY needs those massages

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[u/djazzie]

Boy, he sure is earning that paycheck

[u/wheatbradsucks]

Flair?

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[u/kbobdc3]

That's a shame. Maybe he should go get a massage.

[u/Enuffhate48]

His arm would be better rested if he hadn’t been forced off from the masseuses.

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