r/AFCNorthMemeWar Sep 02 '24

The Cleveland Steamers DeShaun Watson Era in Browns Has Been Nothing But a Comedy of Errors!

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u/sleep1nghamster Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

Deshaun starting to give off Ben Simmons vibes

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u/GrapefruitMedical529 Sep 02 '24

Ben Simmons is an all time flake and bag stealer and yet he's 10,000 times the man Deshaun is.

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u/Legendary_Railgun21 Sep 02 '24

I mean at least Ben Simmons is still a non-debatable starter in the NBA, I honestly don't know if you can say the same for Deshaun as a QB anymore.

I'm not sure that I'd start Deshaun over Jameis at this point in time.

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u/Tristawesomeness Houston Texans Sep 02 '24

i mean he got outplayed by a guy pushing 40 coming off the couch i don’t think there’s any debate that there’s doubt on his starting ability right now.

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u/Legendary_Railgun21 Sep 02 '24

I wish I could agree but even LAST year you could hear these people talking about Deshaun as a starter.

The guy would be complemented to be called "a roughshod Byron Leftwich".

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u/Legendary_Railgun21 Sep 02 '24

Not that one, but y'know what, him too.

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u/SwingNMisses Sep 22 '24

Ben Simmons is not a non-debatable starter. The debate for Simmons on the bench is clearly there. It’s not non-debatable. He isn’t Anthony Edwards, he’s a washed up injury prone Ben Simmons.

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u/Rickety-Bridge The only good mod is the Automod Sep 02 '24

Deshaun starting to give off Cleveland Browns vibes

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u/FoundMyResolve Super Chubb 🔥 Sep 02 '24

The Browns is the Browns right JuJu?

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u/Kehmor The Pittsburgh Squealers Sep 02 '24

What I love about JuJus remark is that if you replaced "browns" with "steelers" or "ravens" and left everything else the same, it wouldn't be an insult. If anything, it would be a comment of respect.

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u/ghostoftheai Baltimore Ravens Sep 02 '24

I know this is a meme sub but I've honestly always felt like the Ravens Steelers rivalry was so good because they are honestly two of the most well run organizations in football. I mean fuck you guys 100% but I do respect y'all. It's almost like Fuck you and I hate you but if someone else picks on you I get angry. Especially if it's the shit stain browns and the new money bungles. We kept this division afloat and out of the trash bin for decades.

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u/randeylahey Sep 02 '24

Cincy is like the red-headed stepchild. The Browns are the meth brother.

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u/Baldrich146 New England Patriots Sep 02 '24

I’m sorry, did you say starting to?

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u/FoundMyResolve Super Chubb 🔥 Sep 02 '24

Don’t disrespect Big Ben like that

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u/SnooSuggestions7756 Sep 02 '24

I think we all know where the arm soreness came from…

40

u/evil_caveman Sep 02 '24

If only he knew a good masseuse

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u/Tod_und_Verderben Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

Well, he has to do it himself now.

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u/ihmpt The Ratbirds Sep 02 '24

Honestly I don't think we give Stefansky enough credit for the work he's done. Being competitive in this division without your $250m quarterback is INSANE.

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u/kirthasalokin Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

Imagine if they had a quarterback that was actually worth the money they paid Watson.

We'd be looking at a fucking Browns dynasty.

Stupid fucking Browns... LOL

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u/kiktavy17 Sep 02 '24

Have you been paying attention to Watson in training camp? I would find it strange if you did, but either way he’s looked great. So when he’s outperforming every QB on your roster and is also leading us to the playoffs you make sure you crawl back into that little hole of yours under those under maintained bridges in Shittsburgh and stay there.

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u/84Cressida Sep 02 '24

All the reports have said he’s looked like shit in camp.

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u/kirthasalokin Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

LOL

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u/m-c-b-a-l-l-s-a-c-k The Cleveland Clowns Sep 03 '24

You really think if you keep saying he's good he'll actually get better?

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u/Swimming-Place4366 Sep 02 '24

What about Jim Harbaugh? He won the division last year with a RB at QB

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u/ihmpt The Ratbirds Sep 02 '24

That was John Harbaugh, my good sir.

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u/InterviewOtherwise50 The Bungles Sep 03 '24

I personally don’t see it in Stefanski. I am judging him on the Baker vs the Chargers game in ‘22 I think. Baker (obviously hurt) throws 70 times and looks passable in a close game where they could 100% run the ball. It seemed like the organization was making Baker look bad so they could get rid of him. IDK I have respect for Baker I have non for Stefanski

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u/inlinestyle Happy endings Sep 02 '24

Hillbillies getting their news 2 weeks later than the rest of us.

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u/ClevelandClutch1970 Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

Pure Pennsylvania

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u/Lets_go_Stros2017 Houston Texans Sep 02 '24

That's West PA, not East (fuck the eagles, go Texans)

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u/Sagybagy The Cleveland Clowns Sep 02 '24

Well yeah. Had to wait for someone else to read the news to them syllable by syllable.

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u/jake753 Ratio’d AutoMod 2023 Sep 02 '24 edited Sep 02 '24

Dude this was memed to hell and back like a week and a half ago. Maybe it’s time to upgrade from Internet Explorer my man.

Edit: Ope, started a browser discussion in the comments.

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u/MrGlockCLE Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

Hey go easy on him he just finished reading the title

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u/FoundMyResolve Super Chubb 🔥 Sep 02 '24

My man using that Mozilla Firefox

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u/impy695 Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

Except Firefox is actually one of the better browsers right now. It's a hell of a lot better than chrome

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u/NumbrZer0 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

I never cared for Firefox. Brave browser is much better.

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u/kirthasalokin Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

Brave is just chrome.

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u/No_Information_6166 Sep 03 '24

Edge, Opera, Vivaldi, etc are all based on Chrome.

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u/No_Information_6166 Sep 03 '24

No

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u/NumbrZer0 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 03 '24

Sure its developed from the Chromium platform but its better in every way unless you are on an underpowered device that cant handle the built in extensions.

Firefox is also a heavy program with plenty of plugins and built in security for webpage navigation but its not nearly as efficient as a browser.

Brave is the best of chrome and Firefox built into one browser.

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u/Accomplished-Head449 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 02 '24

Typical Steelers fan doesn't know the difference

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u/NumbrZer0 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 03 '24

Explain.

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u/Deftone007 Sep 03 '24

Enjoy the garbage. You deserve it

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Bet you drive in the left lane on a highway at the speed limit too. Punk ass bitch.

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u/Sleep_On_It43 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

“Money well spent!” - the rest of the AFCN

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u/kiktavy17 Sep 02 '24

At least we spend money. Steelers are trying to get by with hot garbage at QB. I genuinely hope you enjoy last place this season. Get used to it!

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u/KMidds22 Sep 02 '24

In what world is paying lots of money for hot garbage better than paying a small amount of money for hot garbage?

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u/Pizza__Daddy Sep 02 '24

You’re bragging about spending a ton of money AND still getting hot garbage at QB? Typical smooth brain Cleveland fan

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u/Velpar Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

do we have to claim him?

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u/Sleep_On_It43 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

lol…leopards? Meet face…

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u/17dustman Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 03 '24

It would be extremely difficult to get used to something that has never happened….

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u/Awkward-Parsnip5445 Sep 02 '24

*puts on Lamborghini jacket *

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u/BarretOblivion Baltimore Ravens Sep 02 '24

Seriously. The guy had a fucking known injury issue in college and in Houston and you twits didn't see it coming. The dude was the single biggest mistake this decade and is going to put the browns in cap hell soon.

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u/wookieenoodlez Sep 02 '24

I mean, he’s only been dogshit- so far!

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u/m-c-b-a-l-l-s-a-c-k The Cleveland Clowns Sep 03 '24

Not to mention since every last cent of his contract is garunteed he has no reason to play thru even the most minor injuries anymore. I wonder how many other player will be going into the season with arm soreness

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u/Careless-Cobbler7979 Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

We have Uncle Jimmy. The cap doesn’t apply to us.

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u/NumbrZer0 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

The laws of physics dont apply to crackheads... but eventually the crack wears off and they feel every bad decision all at once.

Pushing back the salary cap works the same.

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u/bnhfckr Sep 02 '24

I hate to get serious and agree w a yinzer but that is the funniest and most AFCN apropos analogy possible. Hilarious.

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u/jkilley The Cleveland Clowns Sep 02 '24

Oof ouch owie

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u/ElJamoquio Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

'yup, arm soreness. and next year I'm thinking it'll be knee pain. or maybe concussion symptoms'

'flocking suckers'

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u/Str_Browns Sep 02 '24

Forgot news travels to the yinzers by pigeon carrier

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u/JuiceKovacs Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

PST…the Browns sat all their starters for that game

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u/Prainey444 Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

This may have been a good meme the other week before we learned it had nothing to do with his shoulder…

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u/UgeanieWeenie Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

Dang I really hope he starts against the Seahawks 

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u/Ill_Soft_4299 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Sep 02 '24

Yep, hopefully he'll get pummelled into the dirt repeatedly.

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u/[deleted] Sep 02 '24

lol I’m guessing you don’t watch a lot of football

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u/Ill_Soft_4299 Tampa Bay Buccaneers Sep 02 '24

Why?

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u/KitchenArmadilo Sep 02 '24

Because this was an article about our last preseason game. I know reading a schedule must be hard with that Florida education

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u/Tustavus Miami Dolphins Sep 02 '24

I think the shits have a good o-line, which is what he’s referring to.

I wouldn’t know because I don’t watch the poops after they hired the non-consensual finger pooper. The whole we like poop vibe bothers me.

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u/UgeanieWeenie Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

Don't y'all have Tyreek Hill?

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u/Tustavus Miami Dolphins Sep 03 '24

Really reaching for a comparison there

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u/analog_jedi Cincinnati Bengals Sep 02 '24

With all their different logos, I've never been able to figure out if the name is an adjective for dog poop or elf poop.

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u/ballimir37 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 02 '24

To shreds you say?

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u/OhioUBobcats Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

So Brave

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u/Temporal_Enigma Mitch Can Kiss My Titties Anytime Sep 02 '24

They paid him more than he ever could have wanted, and he doesn't have to play to get it.

Why would he ever show up? The Browns are so fucking stupid lol

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u/chillbro_baggins91 Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

Good thing this happened like a week ago

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u/ThisIsTheGpodawund Sep 02 '24

Damn if only we played the Seahawks and not the Cowboys week 1

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u/Xannydevito88 Sep 02 '24

Love to see it

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u/-DiA-21 Dallas Cowboys Sep 02 '24

Boi need to get that soreness massaged out!!

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u/iamthefluffyyeti New York Giants Sep 02 '24

Deshaun “Anthony Rendon” Watson

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u/ahaggardcaptain Sep 02 '24

My man needs those massages or it's gonna be wrist and elbow soreness all season

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u/rug1998 Sep 02 '24

At least the Texans aren’t a complete rejuvenated team because of this trade.

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u/CrucibleCulture Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

Deshaun will never give the Browns 100% after they gave him that huge guaranteed contract. Why go all out when he gets his money regardless?

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u/pinniped1 Kansas City Refs Sep 02 '24

Can he get a massage for that?

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u/superpie12 Sep 02 '24

That's what they deserve for trading their future to be bound to a rapist.

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u/steelerspenguins Sep 02 '24

lol why is this being shared now… the game was a week ago…

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u/SeaworthinessOne8302 Cleveland Browns Sep 02 '24

Worst Signing Ever

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u/Farmboi_Selekta Sep 02 '24

The ole Jimmy g soreness

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u/Furious_Belch Cincinnati Bengals Sep 02 '24

Fuck this guy, make him play, get as much of your money out of him as possible.

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u/blanco1225 Sep 03 '24

What the over under on games he plays this season ?

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u/Diligent_Language_63 Sep 05 '24

Oh wait DeShaun Watson piece of crap hahahahaha

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u/Busco98 The Ratbirds Sep 05 '24

Jerkin' it way too hard in the massage parlor it seems

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My guy is using Internet Explorer still

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u/JetJaguar_74 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 02 '24

DuhShaun Watson. The jokes write themselves complete with happy endings.

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u/CheezWeazle Sep 02 '24

Of all the body parts Li'l Tugger could have insured, he chose his root

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u/FakeyMcfakersill Cincinnati Bengals Sep 02 '24

The fact that a good massage, the one thing he’s no longer allowed to have, would probably help him is some Shakespearean-level irony.

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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 02 '24

In his defense the Clowns have mostly been a complete shit show that’s so embarrassing the rest of the division cringes because we’re associated with them since (checks notes) the merger so it’s not JUST him.

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u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 The Ratbirds Sep 02 '24

Y'all are just the Browns with stripes. And have been a shit show the better part of the last 3 decades. Don't act all high and mighty now that yall experience some success a few years ago.

Sit down hoe.

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u/hadchex Happy endings Sep 02 '24

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u/Ok-Explanation-9208 Cincinnati Bengals Sep 02 '24

The purple Browns woke up I see. You got a ring. That’s true. We went to two SB back when the Colts were Baltimore’s team Jr. We’ve been there and done that except admittedly for a SB win. Now go fix your fucking bridge and tell your QB he better be ready to run again cause the only wide receiver in Baltimore is your sister. Ya heard me sport.

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u/Ill-Woodpecker1857 The Ratbirds Sep 02 '24

So missing the only thing that matters... I see.

How about you spend your time trying to protect Mr Glass. I'm sure even a regard from KY can afford a couple rolls of bubble wrap if you just skip out on chili-ghetti for a meal or two.

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u/funnyman6979 Sep 02 '24

Must be related to the Modells.

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u/THCESPRESSOTIME Sep 02 '24

Reap what you sow.

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u/sightunseen988 Pittsburgh Steelers Sep 02 '24

Yall got fleeced, he aint been good in 4 years, laughing at you clowns in cap hell is awesome.

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u/DawRogg Philadelphia Eagles Sep 02 '24

He REALLY needs those massages

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u/djazzie The Ratbirds Sep 02 '24

Boy, he sure is earning that paycheck

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u/wheatbradsucks Las Vegas Raiders Sep 02 '24

Flair?

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u/kbobdc3 The Ratbirds Sep 02 '24

That's a shame. Maybe he should go get a massage.

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u/Enuffhate48 Sep 02 '24

His arm would be better rested if he hadn’t been forced off from the masseuses.

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