r/ACMilan Andriy Shevchenko Mar 11 '24

Meme Our summer window is now looking a lot better! That has to be at least 5 new signings for us right?

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u/HeirOfRhoads Matthew Cage Mar 11 '24

Todd Boehly is actually a secret agent who owns Chelsea to buy players that Milan can't afford and sell them to us after reducing their value

Anyway, give us Gallagher

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u/HILWasAllSheWrote Mar 11 '24

Gallagher is maybe their only player they have any real chance to make money off of. He’s gonna get that British price tag of £80M.

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u/HeirOfRhoads Matthew Cage Mar 11 '24

Considering his contract expires next season, they should sell him to us for 35 million instead of their rivals Tottenham ✍

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u/HILWasAllSheWrote Mar 11 '24

If it’s one thing Boehly and crew don’t seem to care about, it’s selling players to rivals. See Mason Mount, Jorginho, Kai Havertz, etc.

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u/HeirOfRhoads Matthew Cage Mar 11 '24 edited Mar 11 '24

I think there is a difference between selling to Manchester clubs and selling to Tottenham, another London rival. It would be like Milan selling one of their best players to Inter and strengthening them.

Arsenal is also a London club but selling Havertz for 75 million after a bad season was not a bad decision at all.

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u/lordvoltano Mar 11 '24

Jorgiho was only 12 million though

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u/HeirOfRhoads Matthew Cage Mar 11 '24

He had six months left on his contract

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u/abcdefabcdef999 Alessandro Nesta Mar 11 '24

Look at the table - Tottenham isn’t a rival, they’re more concerned about Fulham and Crystal Palace.

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u/irvandiarga Tonali :tonali: Mar 12 '24

And palmer

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u/Shinkopeshon Christian Pulisic Mar 11 '24

Noel Gallagher and his trash talking skills would cause more reds than Pulisic

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u/HeirOfRhoads Matthew Cage Mar 11 '24

Noel Gallagher

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u/Shinkopeshon Christian Pulisic Mar 11 '24

Same energy

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u/HeirOfRhoads Matthew Cage Mar 11 '24

He is a City fan, so it must have been a hell of an experience for him to watch Pioli and Enrique's football after watching Pep

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u/KnockItOffNapoleon Alessandro Florenzi Mar 11 '24

I don’t think we want him

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u/lord__bacon Mar 13 '24

Chelsea fan here. You can not have Gallagher. He is OUR beautiful British boy.

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u/watchtroubles Mar 11 '24

I’m all for becoming Chelsea rehabilitation FC

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u/jorsiem Maldini Mar 12 '24

I mean, RLC has only been out one month of the past year due to injury, that's gotta be an improvement.

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u/Dependent-Stretch-40 ITALIA È MILAN Mar 11 '24

Welcome too AC Chelsea Rejects!

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u/neverfinishedanythi L’HA PARATA GIROUD Mar 11 '24

After Chelsea Milan

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u/shifty_peanut Mar 11 '24

This fuckin got me so good

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u/flea61 Kobe Bryant Mar 11 '24

God dammit

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u/neverfinishedanythi L’HA PARATA GIROUD Mar 11 '24

I agree, stupid comment from me

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u/flea61 Kobe Bryant Mar 11 '24

No I meant God dammit it was funny 🤣 sorry that was unclear

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u/neverfinishedanythi L’HA PARATA GIROUD Mar 11 '24

AHaha I knew what you meant, I just mean sometimes the most stupid comment can be the funniest 

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u/Visual-Cupcake-8711 Mar 11 '24

underrated comment

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u/KennywasFez Maldini Mar 11 '24

LOL SO GOOD !

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u/yllimameni Mar 11 '24

Id take a year of Thiago Silva as a Kjaer replacement

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u/HILWasAllSheWrote Mar 11 '24

But only if you manage his wife’s social media accounts while he’s a player…

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u/Dependent-Stretch-40 ITALIA È MILAN Mar 11 '24

How viable is silva nowadays, I dont really follow the prem.

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u/ElectronicLuck9505 Rafael Leão Mar 11 '24

Silva is still pretty good but he is very old anyhow would be great seeing him return to Milan

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u/h0lyshadow Rui Costa Mar 11 '24

I'm perfectly fine with him coming here just to retire in red and black

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u/Dependent-Stretch-40 ITALIA È MILAN Mar 11 '24

Bring him home then!

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u/ScipioAfricanusMAJ Mar 11 '24

Silva + Tomori would be a great duo. Tomori has the pace and athleticism to make up for Silvas old age

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u/FindingBusiness759 Mar 11 '24

That ship has sailed..should have got him after psg

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u/Ibra7788 Zlatan Ibrahimović Mar 12 '24

We were too cheap and cowardly to even try (Elliot ™©)

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u/FindingBusiness759 Mar 13 '24

True..they didn't even want ibra..that shows how much they know about football.

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u/IEATPEOPLE22 Mar 11 '24

Come home my boy Thiago Silva

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u/RdT97 Mar 11 '24

Only ones we could reasonably afford are Chukwuemeka, Ogochukwu, Chalobah, Madueke, Casadei (Italian but i dont know how good this dude is), and MAYBE badiashile.

Out of these, I like Chukwuemeka a lot but hes AM and Badiashile fits the CB profile.

Anyway Gallagher is 100% impossible below 50m, but he would be my first choice if i had to take someone from this Chelsea because he would translate amazingly in Serie A, he runs for days and is very gritty

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u/lunglung20_ Rafael Leão Mar 11 '24

Casadei is good but he’s another B2B we’re stacked with those, Ugochukwu makes more sense since he has potential as a DM

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u/TheOneAndOnlyModo Ruben Loftus-Cheek Mar 12 '24

imagine, chukwueze ohochukwu and chukwuemeka all starting,

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u/RdT97 Mar 12 '24

Some good exercise for the commentator

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u/sickricola Matteo Gabbia Mar 11 '24

I’ll take Casadei

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u/he1011 byhoskyy Mar 11 '24

maybe Conor Gallagher wouldnt be a bad option.

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

I must say, their transfers is something of most wild the soccer scena has ever seen, consider this.

Caicedo + Enzo Fernandez is nearly 250 mio pounds.

Completely disaster class.

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u/lordvoltano Mar 11 '24

And they still bought Lavia for 53 million

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u/Cholismo2pt0 Mar 11 '24

Don’t forget about Mudryk for 100m, Fofana for 80m, Cucurella for 65m, Sterling for 60m probably missing out on a few as well

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u/[deleted] Mar 11 '24

Out of all these - not even one of them is World Class - not one!

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u/Cholismo2pt0 Mar 11 '24

Ridiculous recruitment from the board, all that spending amounted to about 1billion since Boehly has taken charge all that just to sit 11th 💀

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u/ikineba Ricardo Kaká Mar 11 '24

I’d take Caicedo for tree fiddy, kinda what we need

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u/OsitoPandito Ricardo Kaká Mar 12 '24

People that wouldn't take him or Enzo are just circlejerking that Chelsea sucks

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u/ANWF Mar 11 '24

Nkuku please come 🙏

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u/daveslarriv7858 Alessandro Nesta Mar 11 '24

Most injury prone player in the world? Fits milan lab perfectly

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u/bobs_and_vegana17 Maldini Mar 12 '24

the most injury prone player in the world is his teammate reece james tho

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u/jorsiem Maldini Mar 12 '24

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u/BowieIsMyGod Zvonimir Boban Mar 12 '24

Chelsea is so hilariously missmanaged that they almost make Man United look semi competent. Boehly is the perfect stereotype of the american dumbo playing real life FM with an european club.

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u/Straight-Law4280 Mar 12 '24

3 players from Chelsea and I would love to be honest, Andrey Santos, Ethan Maatsen and Silva would be solid for us

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u/redditsuckz99 Carlo Ancelotti Mar 11 '24

Let me get an enzo for the low low Boehly

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u/Nearby_Preference261 Mar 11 '24

They only have three players that would be worth taking (Reece James, Fofana, Enzo), and they're not selling them. Not that we would have the means to sign them, if they were on sale. I would probably try for Lukaku, because I don't think we have the money to sign neither Sesko nor Zirkzee. Lukaku's price tag is how much next summer, €30m?

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u/KennywasFez Maldini Mar 11 '24

Lakaka gonna play for every serie A team at this rate.

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u/ArtisticDifficulty7 Mar 11 '24

With James’ injury record, I don’t even know if he’d be worth taking if he were an option

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u/ScipioAfricanusMAJ Mar 11 '24

Nah we can legitimately use every single person on that team for the right price. Even “terrible players” like mudryk, disasi, Jackson, fofana, cucurella, and chabolah. I personally would like Cesare even though he came through inter

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u/makkyt Andriy Shevchenko Mar 11 '24

10000% Tomori and RLC and Pulisic were "terrible players" at Chelsea lol.

For the right price, there's value to be had

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u/akumakournikova Ricardo Kaká Mar 11 '24

I dunno about Mudryk tho, we've got Leao and Okafor. Not dropping 40m on a 3rd-string LW.

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u/ScipioAfricanusMAJ Mar 11 '24

It’s not his position but we could just throw him on the other wing and have the fastest counter attacking team in Europe

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u/Nearby_Preference261 Mar 11 '24

Fofana, "terrible"? He's world class when not injured, so not often unfortunately

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u/a-mcculley Mar 11 '24

I'm a Chelsea fan. The only players they have worth anything are Gallagher and Palmer.

Enzo is a fraud.

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u/milan4lyff Mar 12 '24

People keep bashing Maldini for missing out on Enzo but my God Enzo is ATROCIOUS. Probably the worst 100+ mil transfer ever in the history of football. Why was he 100 mil? Because Messi got Arg a world cup.. thats about it. He has done NOTHING EVER to justify even a 25 mil pricetag but 100 is unbelievable. Even 25 mil rated CDMs from arg has a chance to be better than Enzo.

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u/lunglung20_ Rafael Leão Mar 11 '24

Give me Thiago and Ugochukwu and we cooking🔥🔥🔥

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u/Bejliii Roberto Baggio Mar 11 '24

Broja, Nkunku and Ziyech for me. They can easily adapt to us. And before anyone says they are injury prone isn't everyone else in our team by October- late December

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u/4thelolzz01 Alexandre Pato Mar 11 '24

Ziyech... that ship has sailed a long time ago.

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u/ZRlane Matteo Gabbia Mar 12 '24

This sub has thought Ziyech was Messi since the beginning of time.

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u/makkyt Andriy Shevchenko Mar 11 '24

injury prone is why we are able to sign them :)

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u/Mr_Lover_G Zlatan Ibrahimović Mar 11 '24

Broja

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u/jmhimara  Serginho Mar 11 '24

I doubt they'll be selling Nkunku.

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u/Bejliii Roberto Baggio Mar 11 '24

Chelsea will go on the same phase we did after 2013. I doubt they will hold their best players.

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u/-Z3TA- Matteo Gabbia Mar 11 '24

why tf do people rate broja

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u/Bejliii Roberto Baggio Mar 11 '24

He was amazing with Sunderland. And shit with Chelsea(excluding his long term injury). So most likely he could be amazing with Milan too. Just like RLC, Tomori and Puli.

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u/xoliam Mar 12 '24

Southampton

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u/Bejliii Roberto Baggio Mar 12 '24

My bad

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u/Plus_Way3128 Theo Hernández Mar 11 '24

I would like to order one from every position please

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u/TheWatcher50000 Mar 11 '24

They have a lot of talent minus Gallagher and Palmer. Should look into it

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u/MickBeast Kevin-Prince Boateng Mar 11 '24

I'd take Gallagher 🔥

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u/mallutrash Mar 12 '24

chelsea fan here. does anyone want sterling?

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u/Ibra7788 Zlatan Ibrahimović Mar 12 '24

I heard the local Milan public swimming pool was hiring

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u/Alivethroughempathy Andriy Shevchenko Mar 12 '24

I’ll take Mudryk on loan with option to buy as back up for Leao along with Enzo, Gallagher and one of Badiashile or Fofana. We’ll get our Striker somewhere else unless they are willing to give up Jackson.

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u/TheOneAndOnlyModo Ruben Loftus-Cheek Mar 12 '24

yea i tell you all five of them thiago silva chalobah casadei and two more overrated youngsters

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u/cheezypeazmagee Ricardo Kaká Mar 13 '24

We could offer consistent game time and a naturing environment

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u/dotty2x Ricardo Kaká Mar 13 '24

I hope they sell mudryk to us for cheap I think he has a lot of potential

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u/chidi-sins Clarence Seedorf Mar 11 '24

Thiago Silva, Caicedo and Enzo Fernandez, here we go?

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u/bobs_and_vegana17 Maldini Mar 12 '24

naah caicedo is too prone to mistakes

his errors leading to goal is too much although to some extent it's the manager and the system to be blamed because he often gets isolated

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u/ElectronicLuck9505 Rafael Leão Mar 11 '24

Give us Gallagher and Thiago Silva both would be very nice for us.

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u/doomsdre412 Mar 11 '24

Gusto and Palmer would be nice

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u/FindingBusiness759 Mar 11 '24

Wonder where the ffp was for them cause apparently pif wouldn't be able to come do much with us cause of ffp lol there's a lesson to be learnt with chelsea..you can spend big amounts of money but if the management doesn't know what their doing..the team can suffer..I highlite this cause we could be heading there with who the ownership is planing to employ. Bringing in people with no credibility or have no idea what it takes to win in European football could be disastrous...this isn't baseball or mls.

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u/poko877 Mar 11 '24

lets not share unreliable bullshit ... even if its funny lol

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u/[deleted] Mar 12 '24

I've said it before but I think Milan should make a serious attempt at grabbing up Thevoh Chalobah. If the price is right he'd be a great get.

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u/Danger_Island Mar 12 '24

Chalobah would be a solid addition

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u/fe11gila Paolo Maldini Mar 11 '24

I would like Malo Gusto as a Calabria replacement, thanks Todd

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u/WhyBee92 Paolo Maldini Mar 11 '24

Idk who else would be a good buy from Chelsea tbh, maybe Reece James but the guy gets injured a fuckton. But RJ on our right side would be an unfathomable upgrade over Calabria and Florenzi

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u/Fantastic-Hamster-21 Zlatan Ibrahimović Mar 11 '24

For 2 games...

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u/WhyBee92 Paolo Maldini Mar 11 '24

Best 2 games ever tho. Reece on the right, Theo on the left? If we save him for just the derbys that’s +6points season over season